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Title: Car thief pwned
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 15, 2005, 03:04:49 PM
Linky (http://www.komotv.com/stories/39225.htm)

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SEATTLE - One man's unconventional way of curbing car theft in his Queen Anne neighborhood is winning him a lot of applause. Ken Cavallon literally caught one of the suspected prowlers in the act, and has the photo to prove it.

It all started early Tuesday morning when Ken's wife noticed three people outside their home trying to break into her husband's truck.

She went back inside to tell him about what she saw and Ken said he didn't hesitate. "I realized, enough is enough, so I came flying up the hill."

The youth football coach immediately ran toward the thief's getaway vehicle and grabbed one of the men inside.

"The window was down just a little bit, so I ripped the window out, it shatters all over the ground," Ken said. "I try to pull him out of the car and the seat belt gets in the way, so I open up the car door, and as the guy's driving the get away car away, I yank him out of the car, throw him to the ground, pick him up, slam him on the hood of my truck, and just held him there."

Ken's neighbor, Thomas Oates, said that is indeed what happened. Oates ran outside when he heard all of the noise. "Ken took the window out of the car, and reached in, and yanked the little puke out of the window of a moving car," he said. "It was unreal."

"I had to yell at (the thief) at one point, and I said, 'dude, I'm three times your weight, and twice your strength, so don't even try,' " Ken added.

The story may sound unbelievable, but Thomas snapped a picture - the proof that Ken Cavallon caught the suspected car thief in a hold he learned in the military.

He didn't let him go until police arrived. He said Seattle police officers gladly took the 20 year old off his hands, but they don't recommend taking such matters into your own hands.

"Running outside, and taking on multiple suspects, I would advise against," said Seattle Police Officer Rich Pruitt. "In this case, it did work out, and he was able to catch one of the bad guys."

Ken hopes that what he did will make a difference in his neighborhood that, as of late, has been plagued with car prowls.

"They seem to think this is easy pickin's, and we're just not going to let it be easy pickin's anymore," Ken said.

(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish the next picture showed the guy anally raping the little fucker, since he won't be in jail long enough for it to happen there. It would serve the little scumbag right.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Llava on September 15, 2005, 03:13:30 PM
Man, that guy has football coach written all over him.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Triforcer on September 15, 2005, 07:11:00 PM
You know what the sad part is?  That coach is going to get his ass sued by those mouthbreathers.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: WindupAtheist on September 15, 2005, 09:35:18 PM
I like that the other guy referred to the thief as a "little puke."  It sounds so Dirty Harry, it gives me a Clint Eastwoody.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Ironwood on September 16, 2005, 12:30:46 AM
And yet, had he been shot in the attempt, how quickly we would have called him a 'damn fool' for trying it.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Arnold on September 16, 2005, 02:12:18 AM
Hehe, my old roommate is about 6'4" and 300 pounds.  He was in a store one day when someone shoplifted and ran out.  He chased them, but I think it was more because he thought he had a chance to whoop some ass than anything eslse.  The guy got in his car and my roommated punched the side window to break it, so he could drag the thief out... and ended up not breaking the window, but his arm.

LOLZ!


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: WindupAtheist on September 16, 2005, 08:18:06 AM
There was a professional boxer of small repute who died after successfully punching through a car window and severing the artery in his wrist in the process.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Merusk on September 16, 2005, 10:07:56 AM
And yet, had he been shot in the attempt, how quickly we would have called him a 'damn fool' for trying it.


The line between damned fool and hero is often scribed by success.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Yegolev on September 16, 2005, 10:55:14 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish the next picture showed the guy anally raping the little fucker, since he won't be in jail long enough for it to happen there. It would serve the little scumbag right.

Yeah, he's a coach alright.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: HaemishM on September 16, 2005, 11:39:03 AM
Caption time!

(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

SAY MY NAME, BITCH! SAY MY NAME!


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: voodoolily on September 16, 2005, 12:16:28 PM

(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

I'MO MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Furiously on September 16, 2005, 12:30:01 PM
(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

You got got a pretty mouth boy...


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: ClydeJr on September 16, 2005, 12:47:38 PM
(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

You've got nice hands. Do you moisturize?


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: jinxer on September 16, 2005, 12:50:47 PM
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He puts the lotion on the roof.....HE PUTS THE LOTION ON THE ROOF!!


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Pococurante on September 16, 2005, 01:18:01 PM
"Really? Cuz I don't feel a thing."


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Llava on September 16, 2005, 02:09:51 PM
(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

"No, it's NOT motivating me to do my best."


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Samwise on September 17, 2005, 12:44:23 AM
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"You're still not getting my Bud Light."


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Triforcer on September 17, 2005, 12:54:49 AM

(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

Redneck Log Cabin Republicans National Convention


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Cheddar on September 17, 2005, 09:00:46 AM
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Lum inducts another intern at Mythic.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: WindupAtheist on September 17, 2005, 09:52:59 AM
(http://www.komonews.com/news/images/gho_caught_091505.jpg)

"This is still better than my old job at EA."


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: OcellotJenkins on September 17, 2005, 11:32:31 AM
(http://www.komotv.com/news/images/Ken_Cavallon_091505.jpg)

Another picture of the corn fed son of a bitch.  Could pass for Toby Keith.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Sky on September 19, 2005, 09:38:22 AM
In NY, anyway, people have a lot of latitude in detaining perpetrators under citizen's arrest. I've seen cars shot at and windows broken with baseball bats without any form of civil monetary recourse nor criminal charges.


Title: Re: Car thief pwned
Post by: Roac on September 19, 2005, 10:41:39 AM
In NY, anyway, people have a lot of latitude in detaining perpetrators under citizen's arrest. I've seen cars shot at and windows broken with baseball bats without any form of civil monetary recourse nor criminal charges.

If you witness a felony, you are OK to arrest someone in the US.  States have differing laws as to what other circumstances allow arrest, but stealing a car (grand theft) is a felony.  It's generally a bad idea though, since most people aren't physically up to the requirements, and aren't aware of applicable laws.  You get to subject yourself to lawsuit from false arrest, kidnapping, or civil right suits, if you made a mistake in the arrest.