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Title: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 12, 2005, 12:13:17 PM I don't know if this is good (http://www.mybarbarian.com/mb-web/video/unicorns_hi.mov) - I don't have time or bandwidth to find out. But I suspect someone will have something to say about it. Enjoy?
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 12, 2005, 12:27:06 PM WHAT... THE... FUCK???!?!?!?
I think my brain just melted. It sounded like the Pixies, but looked like a gaggle of LARPA fags who want to be interpretive dancers. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Strazos on September 12, 2005, 02:39:34 PM Whobadawha?
One of the chiks liked her hair crimper. A lot. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Samwise on September 12, 2005, 03:55:03 PM That's it. I'm never clicking on a link VL posts ever again. Until next time.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 13, 2005, 12:01:13 PM That bad, huh? OH WELLS. :-D
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 13, 2005, 12:40:23 PM The worst part was the music wasn't bad, in a Pixies' sort of way. But the visuals... oh the gay.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Viin on September 13, 2005, 02:28:51 PM This is why D&D freaks never make it anywhere in life.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: sinij on September 13, 2005, 09:26:40 PM I don't know if this is good (http://www.mybarbarian.com/mb-web/video/unicorns_hi.mov) - I don't have time or bandwidth to find out. But I suspect someone will have something to say about it. Enjoy? Psycho. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: MrHat on September 13, 2005, 10:26:24 PM ..
Edit: GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: jinxer on September 14, 2005, 09:05:40 AM Muahahaha. Voodoolily, I just want you to know that you have caused approximately 10 aneurisms at my office. I sent it to everyone here in our joke list and it was received with many glazed stares and cries of horror. I think some may still be in shock. LoL. Priceless.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 14, 2005, 09:14:12 AM It is the mental, video equivalent of goatse.cx.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: stray on September 14, 2005, 09:17:04 AM I made a decision a while back not to read anything Voodoo links to around here.
I guess that has paid off then? Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 14, 2005, 11:09:53 AM No, you should click that link. RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU MISS IT!
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 14, 2005, 11:58:43 AM Wow. All of these comments were so intruiging, that I just had to watch. It is far more special than I ever imagined. Special, I tell you! My favorite part was when rainbow-legwarmer guy regened his fallen homies and they all engage in a wonderful choreographed dance number. And when the bird attacks the drag queen. And the unicorns. Oh, the psychedelic unicorns. Yay.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Daeven on September 14, 2005, 01:18:12 PM Huh. It's kind of like 1980's MTV. Duran Duran even. Except worse.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: WindupAtheist on September 14, 2005, 02:02:50 PM I like the part in the middle where the blonde gypsy chick counters hadoken with Yoga Flame.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: WayAbvPar on September 14, 2005, 05:10:47 PM Ok, I finally got around to watching it. Dear sweet fancy Moses....WTF??????
The crimped hair chick could be cute, but she is obviously rabidly insane, so that kind of takes the shine off of her. I am pretty sure I will have nightmares about this. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Llava on September 14, 2005, 06:23:51 PM I am just happier and happier that I haven't watched this.
I also have never gotten a good look at tub girl. My mind is remarkably free of Intarnet Scarz. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Samprimary on September 14, 2005, 06:27:29 PM whAT the FFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I HAVE TO SHARE THIS. (internet memes in action) Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Samwise on September 14, 2005, 11:13:07 PM Muahahaha. Voodoolily, I just want you to know that you have caused approximately 10 aneurisms at my office. I sent it to everyone here in our joke list and it was received with many glazed stares and cries of horror. OMG why didn't I think of that? This is the perfect revenge for all those goddamned bad puns people keep sending out. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Merusk on September 15, 2005, 04:05:09 AM Wow. All of these comments were so intruiging, that I just had to watch. It is far more special than I ever imagined. Special, I tell you! My favorite part was when rainbow-legwarmer guy regened his fallen homies and they all engage in a wonderful choreographed dance number. And when the bird attacks the drag queen. And the unicorns. Oh, the psychedelic unicorns. Yay. Now you see what your evil has wrought. Suffer! Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: OcellotJenkins on September 15, 2005, 07:46:23 AM Gotta admit though, that's some pretty good amateur adobe premiere work. The blue screen stuff is clean.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 15, 2005, 11:08:41 AM Has anyone else wondered if that's the gay kid from My So-Called Life?
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 15, 2005, 12:26:06 PM I watched it again to show it to a friend of mine at work. Now I can't get the chorus out of my head. Help me. :rock:
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 15, 2005, 01:04:11 PM Having looked at their web site, it appears they are a band/performance art. So they are like Gwar, except for the Mangina set.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 15, 2005, 01:06:45 PM Having looked at their web site, it appears they are a band/performance art. So they are like Gwar, except for the Mangina set. THat's what Sauced had guessed. Like the D, but on the RPG tip. God I loved the part when the dice roll across the screen. I think costume rock is enjoying a bit of a comeback, which I heartily welcome. Rockers should look like rockers, dammit! Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 15, 2005, 02:52:25 PM I didn't know "rocker" was synonymous with "pansy."
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 15, 2005, 03:51:43 PM I didn't know "rocker" was synonymous with "pansy." (http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/28/contents/david_bowie.jpg) Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 16, 2005, 11:43:03 AM You shut your damn, dirty mouth.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Pococurante on September 16, 2005, 11:45:59 AM Go ahead - call them pansies. They'll give you such a pinch!
(http://www.c-rap.com/images/livecrap/6-05-03/Bent%20Brother/twisted%20sister%20oldgroup.jpg) Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 16, 2005, 11:46:27 AM Hey, I love Bowie, in all his glam faggy brilliance.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Signe on September 16, 2005, 03:16:31 PM My favourite bit was when they sang the line, "he draws his bow" and it was a sword. I love how he wore his crown at a jaunty angle, too. Class.
Oh, and here's "everyone's favorite desperate-to-be-on-TV-wispily-facial-haired female-to-male-post-op-transexual" rockstar: (http://www.dancestar.com/usa/galleria/albums/album02/navarro_electra3.jpg) Here (http://seth.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/2005/07/rockstarinxs_vs.html) is the corresponding review from where that quote came... I love this review: Rockstar:INXS VS Watching Your Parents Have Anal Sex: The Ultimate Cringe-Off Quote Dave Navarro, everyone's favorite desperate-to-be-on-TV-wispily-facial-haired female-to-male-post-op-transexual, has found the perfect outlet for his particular brand of Lookatmeitis in CBS’ newest reason to hang yourself on a hotel room doorknob reality TV sensation, Rock Star: INXS. Squatting high atop his box-seated perch, aqua blouse parted seductively wide, fingernails painted mysteriously black, gauntlet laced teasingly tight, fu-manchu waxed dangerously pointy, the Electra-penetrator gleefully holds court as 14 aspiring rock vocalists jump through poodle hoops to please him and the surviving middle-aged members of INXS in a search for their new Michael Hutchence (can you name one besides Michael Hutchence?) The performances range from decent to tolerable to ‘Please God Let Me Keep Touch, Taste and Smell, You Can Take The Rest.’ Common choreographic motifs include the ‘wavy snake movement with arm’ move, the ‘point index finger repeatedly at no one in particular’ move and its Yang, the ‘summon with index finger repeatedly at no one in particular’ move. To the fellow who performed ‘Take Me Out’, I couldn’t agree more with the title of your song choice; maybe try Cirque de Soleil—they love the faggy-ass theatrical windmill arm shit. As for the chicks: you sent me running for my Yeah Yeah Yeah’s records to profess my everlasting love to Karen O. The judges may also want to rethink mouthing along with every lyric, playing their corresponding air-instrument, and bouncing up and down along with the audience. It made Simon Cowell’s refusal to dance or even appear to be having a mildly good time on American Idol seem like the wisest decision ever made by anyone to have a television camera pointed at them. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Bunk on September 16, 2005, 04:29:30 PM Yea, but then he sticks his dink between Carmen Electra's fake boobies and everyone forgives him.
Oh, and Suzie should have outlasted Mig. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: voodoolily on September 16, 2005, 05:43:41 PM Hot men can only ever be made hotter when donning eyeliner. Eg., Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. Androgeny ftw!
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Strazos on September 16, 2005, 07:42:30 PM (http://img.snl.jt.org//arc/char/JuSw-Pat.jpg)
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Signe on September 16, 2005, 08:27:06 PM Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Furiously on September 17, 2005, 02:28:24 PM It was better then the D&D movie wasnt it?
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Trippy on September 17, 2005, 08:40:08 PM I disagree.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: HaemishM on September 20, 2005, 01:18:23 PM It was better then the D&D movie wasnt it? No. Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: WayAbvPar on September 21, 2005, 12:06:56 PM It must have been soul-rendingly bad if it wasn't worse than the D&D movie. The only time I regret going to the theatre more was the remake of PotA. Fuck Tim Burton in his tiny art fag asshole.
Title: Re: Unicorns and Rainbows ftw Post by: Soln on September 22, 2005, 10:54:22 AM did this have Jeremy Irons? Was he the effete dancing guy?
Oh, and this ruptured something -- I can't remember any childhood birthdays anymore. Thanks. |