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Title: What is this?
Post by: Jamiko on September 11, 2005, 04:50:53 PM
For the life of me, I cannot figure out what this is, but most of my guesses are NSFW. What is it?

(http://www.f13.net/images/top/07.jpg)


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Shockeye on September 11, 2005, 04:52:34 PM
I think that was Tara Reid's nipple.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Miasma on September 11, 2005, 05:21:24 PM
I'm going to assume you were making a soul-damaging joke, leave this thread, and never return in case you post something like "No, I'm serious.".


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 11, 2005, 06:48:03 PM
That's not Tara Reid's Nipple. But one of them is.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Signe on September 11, 2005, 07:10:26 PM
Is this a contest?


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Paelos on September 11, 2005, 07:23:41 PM
I think it's a screencap from a colonoscopy.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Azaroth on September 11, 2005, 08:18:57 PM
I was wondering that myself. Personally I always saw some... kind of a vagina. Possibly a strange, photoshopped, anime vagina of sorts.

Yeh, I'm pretty much a pervert. Never said I enjoyed it.

Vagina is the call.



Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Shockeye on September 11, 2005, 08:53:13 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the nipple. I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Signe on September 11, 2005, 08:57:45 PM
I was wondering that myself. Personally I always saw some... kind of a vagina. Possibly a strange, photoshopped, anime vagina of sorts.

Yeh, I'm pretty much a pervert. Never said I enjoyed it.

Vagina is the call.



You are too perverted even for this board.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Strazos on September 11, 2005, 08:59:48 PM
I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.

It's not much of a wager if it's something you would happily give away.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Shockeye on September 11, 2005, 09:01:30 PM
I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.

It's not much of a wager if it's something you would happily give away.

I'll raise with an added 3-day ban for Strazos.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Paelos on September 11, 2005, 09:05:56 PM
I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.

It's not much of a wager if it's something you would happily give away.

I'll raise with an added 3-day ban for Strazos.

I'm starting to like those odds.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Azaroth on September 11, 2005, 09:40:21 PM
I was wondering that myself. Personally I always saw some... kind of a vagina. Possibly a strange, photoshopped, anime vagina of sorts.

Yeh, I'm pretty much a pervert. Never said I enjoyed it.

Vagina is the call.



You are too perverted even for this board.

Sorry dude. I just suggest no one ever put me into one of those blot tests. I'd end up in jail.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Azaroth on September 11, 2005, 09:45:52 PM
By the way, I'm nowhere near perverted enough for the boards *I* normally post on. So it may be overcompensation.

I'm pretty certain the answer from many people on my usual boards would be something along the lines of "dolphin vagina".

(yes, there has been a picture of that posted on my website's messageboard before, don't ask)



Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Signe on September 11, 2005, 09:54:56 PM

Sorry dude. I just suggest no one ever put me into one of those blot tests. I'd end up in jail.

That's Mrs. Dude with a Vagina to you!


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Azaroth on September 12, 2005, 01:04:48 AM
I just hope you haven't done any modelling for f13.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 12, 2005, 05:00:25 AM
That banner posted above is Not. The. Nipple.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Signe on September 12, 2005, 07:12:27 AM
Ask whoever stuck it there what it is!


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 12, 2005, 07:19:44 AM
Ask whoever stuck it there what it is!

That would be, and it's not really anything. Only one of the banners is something, even though it doesn't look like that something and I'm surprised it took people over a year to ask.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Toast on September 12, 2005, 08:18:48 AM
Upon closer inspection, this banner appears to be some sort of scabrous wound (not Tara Reid's chest, some other type).


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 12, 2005, 08:19:17 AM
It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Soukyan on September 12, 2005, 08:33:59 AM
It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.

Something by Richter, perhaps?


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 12, 2005, 08:38:15 AM
It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.

Something by Richter, perhaps?

Something by me. I don't think Richter actually does watercolors.

All of the banners, except for the [franken]nipple one are from one of my paintings.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Signe on September 12, 2005, 08:39:42 AM
Well, whatever it is, it's very nice.  Pink and sort of gooey. 


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Soukyan on September 12, 2005, 08:41:58 AM
It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.

Something by Richter, perhaps?

Something by me. I don't think Richter actually does watercolors.

All of the banners, except for the [franken]nipple one are from one of my paintings.

I couldn't tell what the medium was from the screenshot. No, I don't believe Richter does any watercolor work either. In any case, is there any chance we could see this painting?


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Shockeye on September 12, 2005, 08:45:36 AM
schild is right, I am wrong.

Of course, I'm not sure if this means I get to ban WUA and Strazos or I don't get to ban them. I never made it clear enough.

I need to stop huffing.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 12, 2005, 08:45:45 AM
I never really wanted to talk about any of my art here. But I'll post this - why? Because Shockeye admitted defeat.

(http://www.f13.net/schild/paint/wc_flower01.jpg)

I think this was from a sophomore or junior year class. I don't remember when I painted it. But that's the actual size. Watercolor on super toothy paper. Didn't take long. None of the small stuff ever does.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: HaemishM on September 12, 2005, 11:24:19 AM
Dang, I'd have gone with either the Frankennipple or Katie Holmes' Cruise-induced lip herpe.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: schild on September 12, 2005, 11:29:04 AM
Maybe we should have a contest where the goal is to make something nasty looking seem innocuous.

Or maybe we should just have contests.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: HaemishM on September 12, 2005, 11:30:52 AM
Yeah, that'd be good.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: OcellotJenkins on September 12, 2005, 12:24:15 PM
Who should I email my goatce logo to?


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Llava on September 12, 2005, 12:38:15 PM
So which one IS the nipple?  I'm going to be eyeballing them all suspiciously now, fearing that there's a nipple right in front of me but I'm unable to see it.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 12, 2005, 01:19:43 PM
Who should I email my goatce logo to?

Dark Vengeance. He can match it with his tubgirl pic and masturbate himself raw.


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Strazos on September 12, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
(http://www.f13.net/images/contest.jpg)


Title: Re: What is this?
Post by: Shockeye on September 12, 2005, 02:25:37 PM
(http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=dlattach;id=931;type=avatar)
Watch here for bannings.