Title: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Shockeye on September 10, 2005, 01:45:34 PM Quote from: Shropshire Star Say hello to baby . . . Chewy! (http://www.shropshirestar.com/show_article.php?aID=37100) (http://www.shropshirestar.com/storage/editorial/9/SD1057021@peate.jpg) A Shropshire family, who say they have been likened to TV's The Osbournes, have named their latest child after Bob the Builder, a figure from Pokemon and a character from Star Wars. The newest addition to the seven-member Peate family from Berrington, near Shrewsbury, is Rafferty Bob Ash Chewbacca Peate. Eleven-month-old Rafferty, who has become known as "Chewy" in the household, will be officially named at a special ceremony in the village tomorrow. In true Peate family style, the naming ceremony will then be followed by fun and games. Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Furiously on September 10, 2005, 03:13:27 PM He'll be going by Ash by the time he is 3 I bet. And when the chainsaw accident happens...
Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: WayAbvPar on September 12, 2005, 09:29:26 AM I had a snarky reply all ready, then my brain exploded before I could type it out. Suffice it to say that people who name their children as if they were fucking PETS need to the first in line for sterilization.
Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Llava on September 12, 2005, 11:48:53 AM "Alright, repeat after me. I, Tiffany."
"I, Tiffany." "Take thee, Chewbacca." "Take thee, Chewbacca." Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: HaemishM on September 12, 2005, 12:12:15 PM How many bad names can you give one child?
Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Merusk on September 12, 2005, 12:17:17 PM I give them credit for not slipping Sepiroth in there as well... well not credit, but you know where I'm going with it.
Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Pococurante on September 14, 2005, 12:19:59 PM And to think I thought Dweezil was the worst curse from an angry parent intent on inflicting years of playground politics upon their offspring...
Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Big Gulp on September 14, 2005, 02:04:54 PM I'll take Chewbacca over any of the jackass names people are naming their kids nowadays. Case in point, my brother and his trog wife named their two kids Hunter and Dakota. Yes, my brother is a fucking idiot who I have to grudgingly admit is related to me.
Stop the trendy names, all you new parents out there. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Mike, Joe, David, Steve, Sarah, Rebecca, Heather, or Mary. And if you think changing the letters around makes your kid's normal name now "unique" you're also a fucking idiot. Stop fucking with the names, thx. Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Merusk on September 15, 2005, 04:12:03 AM Hunter.. such a porn star name. Though it's probably a boy, isn't it, Gulp?
The wife and I named our kids Arianna and Ryan. Unusual but not nonsensical. I cringed when she actually took my suggestion of "Lucretia" seriously for a moment, though. Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Ironwood on September 15, 2005, 08:48:38 AM My God, who'd fuck that ?
Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Pococurante on September 15, 2005, 11:01:00 AM I still like to remind my eldest she damn near was a Natasha. When I hear that name I don't think Kinski in her prime either. More like...
(http://www.thegremlin.com/JW/14876jw.JPG) Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Yegolev on September 15, 2005, 11:52:27 AM And to think I thought Dweezil was the worst curse from an angry parent intent on inflicting years of playground politics upon their offspring... Moon Unit? My God, who'd fuck that ? Top notch. Glad you're back. Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Big Gulp on September 15, 2005, 02:25:23 PM Hunter.. such a porn star name. Though it's probably a boy, isn't it, Gulp? They're both boys. And future members of the penal system, no doubt. These kids are not only stupid, they're also pure, pure evil. Oh, and my brother and his wife are both teachers who insist on lecturing my little sister, who has two great kids, on what she's doing wrong. At that point I usually tell my brother to shut his stupid goddamned mouth and leave Kelly alone. Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Bunk on September 15, 2005, 04:22:54 PM And to think I thought Dweezil was the worst curse from an angry parent intent on inflicting years of playground politics upon their offspring... Moon Unit? Unit is her middle name. Not that that really makes it better, but Frank was the man. Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Yegolev on September 16, 2005, 11:06:33 AM Unit is her middle name. Not that that really makes it better, but Frank was the man. Agreed, and agreed. If you say it fast, "Moon Zappa" is almost normal. Not much reason to stick to tradition with that last name, honestly. Both are better than "Zowie Bowie". =) Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: Pococurante on September 16, 2005, 11:30:27 AM Both are better than "Zowie Bowie". =) Hmm in the name of all that is alliterative shouldn't that have been Zoey Bowie? Title: Re: Meet 'Chewy', who is in for a long life of therapy. Post by: WindupAtheist on September 16, 2005, 09:20:32 PM My real name is Porter Haberdash Calrissian Hitler Porkchop Noodleberg.
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