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Title: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Furiously on September 09, 2005, 12:35:00 PM Quote MAFIKENG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African became the world's fastest blind driver Thursday after driving across a remote airstrip at 269 kph (167 mph). Blind since birth, 33-year-old Hein Wagner of Cape Town had a sighted navigator for his record attempt. After crossing the airfield, he told reporters he wanted to do it again but was considering piloting an aircraft for his next record attempt. "I'm very happy," said Wagner, whose drive in a borrowed Maserati V8 GranSport was monitored by motoring organization Motorsport SA and filmed for the Guinness Book of World Records. The drive, on an airstrip near South Africa's border with Botswana, was aimed at increasing public awareness of problems facing blind people and raising money for a national charity for the blind. The previous record, set by a blind British bank manager, was 233 kph (145 mph). "I drove it with no insurance. No one wanted to give any to us," Wagner told national news agency SAPA. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: stray on September 09, 2005, 12:43:33 PM Hoo-Hah!
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Ironwood on September 09, 2005, 03:15:43 PM hehehehehehehheheheheh.
The Problems Facing Blind People. Omg. heheheheh. He drove a car at high speed to highlight the problems facing blind people. My Fucking Sides HURT. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: HaemishM on September 12, 2005, 11:41:17 AM I would think that of all the problems facing blind people, how fast they could crash a Maserati is not one of them.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Fargull on September 12, 2005, 12:09:03 PM Yep. Not seeing tits would be a bit higher on my priority list instead of driving.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: HaemishM on September 12, 2005, 12:12:38 PM No, that's not a problem, since you have to see said tits with your hands.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Merusk on September 12, 2005, 12:15:47 PM "You're only a B-cup? I don't believe it, let me see without the bra."
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Mr_PeaCH on September 12, 2005, 01:13:04 PM No, that's not a problem, since you have to see said tits with your hands. Sincerely, Ray "No Fat Chicks" Charles Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Fargull on September 12, 2005, 01:29:45 PM No, that's not a problem, since you have to see said tits with your hands. Feeling them and watching the jiggly are two different things. Now, feeling them while they are bouncing about is the win. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: WayAbvPar on September 12, 2005, 01:31:15 PM No, that's not a problem, since you have to see said tits with your hands. I have always felt I get a better 'view' by seeing with my chin. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Furiously on September 12, 2005, 03:06:44 PM I think you are all forgetting that the tounge is the best way to determine these sorts of things. Then again, getting a milimeter away and moving your head back and forth bobbing into them saying "bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-" works well too.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Signe on September 12, 2005, 03:40:27 PM (http://www.squidge.org/~praxisters/pictures/humandesire.jpg)
People without boobies can be exciting, too. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Paelos on September 12, 2005, 09:31:22 PM Your picture hates you.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Signe on September 12, 2005, 10:30:29 PM My picture loves me. Your picture loves me. Everyone loves everyone. V-Lily is getting married. Love is in the air. It's all very romantic.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Strazos on September 12, 2005, 10:31:49 PM Stop being a Drama Queen. It doesn't suit you.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Signe on September 12, 2005, 10:45:58 PM You love me, too.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Evangolis on September 13, 2005, 02:57:04 AM I would think that of all the problems facing blind people, how fast they could crash a Maserati is not one of them. On the other hand, it is a way of making the driver's blindness your problem, too. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Cheddar on September 13, 2005, 09:38:20 AM Signe, I am disapointed in you. I did not come to this thread expecting man love. I demand more boobies. NOW.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Signe on September 13, 2005, 10:57:45 AM Signe, I am disapointed in you. I did not come to this thread expecting man love. I demand more boobies. NOW. When did you go back in the closet? :| Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Cheddar on September 13, 2005, 12:19:04 PM Signe, I am disapointed in you. I did not come to this thread expecting man love. I demand more boobies. NOW. When did you go back in the closet? :| Equal opportunity. Besides I am more the metrosexual as opposed to homosexual. I do not enjoy the man beef despite what others may claim. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: HaemishM on September 13, 2005, 12:34:59 PM I think you are all forgetting that the tounge is the best way to determine these sorts of things. Then again, getting a milimeter away and moving your head back and forth bobbing into them saying "bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-bwub-" works well too. I find BRITSKY! works best for me. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Miasma on September 13, 2005, 01:19:18 PM My picture loves me. Your picture loves me. Everyone loves everyone. V-Lily is getting married. Love is in the air. It's all very romantic. We're not seeing your picture. We are seeing one of those "You can't link to images on our website fake images". I'm guessing it might display correctly to you because it is in your cache. A lot of websites are doing that nowadays, very annoying.The image says you should go to hell for "stealing" their bandwidth and wants us to email them saying you did so, I'm not kidding. You might be able to see it if you clear your cache or hit "Ctrl R" to reload the images anew. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Ironwood on September 13, 2005, 01:21:19 PM Man, would you all shut the fuck up ?
You're spoiling the perfect joke of a blind guy driving at 185mph. To highlight the problems blind people face. I'm still giggling. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Signe on September 13, 2005, 01:35:12 PM We're not seeing your picture. We are seeing one of those "You can't link to images on our website fake images". I'm guessing it might display correctly to you because it is in your cache. A lot of websites are doing that nowadays, very annoying.
The image says you should go to hell for "stealing" their bandwidth and wants us to email them saying you did so, I'm not kidding. You might be able to see it if you clear your cache or hit "Ctrl R" to reload the images anew. Quote If I post it again, people will just complain even more. Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Hanzii on September 14, 2005, 02:04:15 AM But blind people can't see any pictures... unless they drive Maseratis... or something.
Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Signe on September 14, 2005, 06:59:55 AM But blind people can't see any pictures... unless they drive Maseratis... or something. Is that you in your avatar? Title: Re: My Maserati goes 185 (ok - only 167) Post by: Ironwood on September 14, 2005, 07:04:32 AM I think it sums his feelings up fairly well....
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