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Title: I forgive you, too.
Post by: Shockeye on September 06, 2005, 03:26:53 PM
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Crowe Forgives Himself

HOLLYWOOD,  September 6, 2005

By WENN

Volatile actor Russell Crowe insists he always forgives himself when he goes off the rails--even if the victim of his wrath is still reeling.

The actor is philosophical about his temperamental behavior, as he always makes things right by apologizing to himself on a regular basis.

He says, "I don't think anyone can possibly go through their life without getting things wrong now and again.

"I have a simple ability to know when I've done something wrong and if I can't apologize to that person directly, I can apologize to myself.

"If you think you can get away with bulls**t, you're wrong. You can't live a thoroughly selfish, negative life and expect to be a successful person."


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: schild on September 06, 2005, 03:28:21 PM
His comments will no doubt rip an irony shaped hole in the space-time continuum.


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: Paelos on September 06, 2005, 04:55:18 PM
If I ever become a famous writer I will speak in nothing but oxymoron's to confuse and anger my contemporaries.


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: Shockeye on September 06, 2005, 05:01:17 PM
If I ever become a famous writer I will speak in nothing but oxymoron's to confuse and anger my contemporaries.

You must also refer to yourself in third person.


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: Furiously on September 07, 2005, 08:23:23 AM
I tried that gimick once. People only think it's cute when Bob Dole does it.


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: Sky on September 07, 2005, 08:34:03 AM
Sky doesn't see the humor in that.


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 07, 2005, 09:59:02 AM
I tried that gimick once. People only think it's cute when Bob Dole does it.

You need to keep a death grip on a pen to pull it off.


Title: Re: I forgive you, too.
Post by: Furiously on September 07, 2005, 10:09:20 AM
I'd like to try it with a beer instead.