Title: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Shockeye on September 06, 2005, 01:13:59 PM Quote from: Contact Music LEE SHOCKED BY OZZY'S 'TURD' OFFERING (http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/lee%20shocked%20by%20ozzys%20turd%20offering) TOMMY LEE remembers a time OZZY OSBOURNE's outrageous antics went too far even for him, when the BLACK SABBATH legend decorated the walls of the MOTLEY CRUE drummer's hotel room with a fistful of his own excrement. Lee admits Osbourne's faeces mural may have been a "gesture of friendship", but it was one gift he could have lived without. He recalls, "Ozzy took a c**p in my hotel room, right in the middle of the carpet, and then started painting the walls with his own s**t. "Just when you think you've seen everything. I'm not the easily-shocked type but that episode had me reeling. "Maybe, in some f**ked-up way, Ozzy meant it as a gesture of friendship." 06/09/2005 17:22 Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Sky on September 07, 2005, 08:31:42 AM I was really let down the first time I met Ozz. He was sober and drinking water, back on the Bark at the Moon tour. :(
Otoh, I met Metallica the same night and they were loaded on Heinekens and mixed drinks. Sad I only met Cliff in passing, but I got to talk with Kirk for hours. Anyway, Tommy Lee then went on to say Nikki Sixx came in the room and placed Ozzy's feces into a syringe and injected it into his arm. Ozz has nothing on the Crue's antics imo. Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: stray on September 07, 2005, 08:43:45 AM I've gotta say, Sky, I've had a strange notion for a while now that you were the bassist for Whitesnake or some other fairly well known 80's band. Should you be in the "Famous MMO Gamer (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=4587.0)" thread or not?
Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Shockeye on September 07, 2005, 08:45:42 AM Mmm... 80's vintage Tawny Kitaen...
(http://www.candidcritic.com/images/tawny.jpg) Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: WayAbvPar on September 07, 2005, 09:58:26 AM Mmm... 80's vintage Tawny Kitaen... (http://www.candidcritic.com/images/tawny.jpg) Back when she was hot and not demonstrably batshit insane. 2 for 2! Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Shockeye on September 07, 2005, 10:07:14 AM Good Tawny
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/yana_rock/Whitesnake/Tawny_Kitaen.jpg) Bad Tawny (http://twinpeak.club.fr/LisaDiNn1-7.jpg) Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Sky on September 07, 2005, 12:32:45 PM Quote I've gotta say, Sky, I've had a strange notion for a while now that you were the bassist for Whitesnake or some other fairly well known 80's band. Nah, my band was never famous, really. We started as hardcore thrash and moved into prog metal, I'm 99% sure you never heard of us. Had some legal issues with a member so I don't like discussing the band itself.But I get around. I met Ozz and Metallica via a good friend who does rock photography (well, via her press pass and some social engineering). It's actually really easy to hang out with musicians if you aren't a dick (and they aren't dicks, either...I'm looking at YOU, Diamond Dave...). They tend to be real cool folks. I've met a metric shitton of 'famous' people in my time. Makes the last few years so boring imo ;) My girlfriend has NO IDEA what she is doing when she encourages me to get more social...so many stories from the old days - I was almost in the Doors movie, too. I'm like the metal version of Forrest Gump. Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Yegolev on September 07, 2005, 12:37:03 PM I'm like the metal version of Forrest Gump. As evidenced by your avatar. ;-) Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: stray on September 07, 2005, 12:46:35 PM Quote I've gotta say, Sky, I've had a strange notion for a while now that you were the bassist for Whitesnake or some other fairly well known 80's band. Nah, my band was never famous, really. We started as hardcore thrash and moved into prog metal, I'm 99% sure you never heard of us. Had some legal issues with a member so I don't like discussing the band itself.But I get around. I met Ozz and Metallica via a good friend who does rock photography (well, via her press pass and some social engineering). It's actually really easy to hang out with musicians if you aren't a dick (and they aren't dicks, either...I'm looking at YOU, Diamond Dave...). They tend to be real cool folks. I've met a metric shitton of 'famous' people in my time. Makes the last few years so boring imo ;) My girlfriend has NO IDEA what she is doing when she encourages me to get more social...so many stories from the old days - I was almost in the Doors movie, too. I'm like the metal version of Forrest Gump. I've met a few too, but nothing on the level of Oz. Or anyone in metal really (though I almost got into a fight with Slipknot at Denny's...I think.....But I digress). Anyways...Life is pretty boring for me now too. *Need to get off my ass* Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Strazos on September 07, 2005, 02:04:40 PM I almost got into a fight with Slipknot at Denny's...I think..... Would that even have been worth the hassle? Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: stray on September 07, 2005, 02:24:00 PM I almost got into a fight with Slipknot at Denny's...I think..... Would that even have been worth the hassle? I didn't even know who they were at the time, but if I did... Then yes. Title: Re: Ozzy is a friendly guy, but don't shake his hand. Post by: Zephyr on September 07, 2005, 06:43:34 PM Quote I've gotta say, Sky, I've had a strange notion for a while now that you were the bassist for Whitesnake or some other fairly well known 80's band. Nah, my band was never famous, really. We started as hardcore thrash and moved into prog metal, I'm 99% sure you never heard of us. Had some legal issues with a member so I don't like discussing the band itself.Aztec Jade? Not that many upstate prog bands. :P |