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Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: Kenrick on May 06, 2004, 12:00:25 PM Literally. (http://www.local6.com/news/3274884/detail.html)
Edit: The above link is to a work-safe news article. Thank you have a nice day. Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: schild on May 06, 2004, 12:02:15 PM You wanna talk about that shitty link?
Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: Kenrick on May 06, 2004, 12:04:41 PM Nope just want you to read it and die in a car fire and whatnot.
j/k btw.. car fires suck. Have a kitty! (http://www.reject.org/fatman/cats/cute_kitty.jpg) Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: WayAbvPar on May 06, 2004, 12:15:35 PM That is nothing a good antacid won't fix. I have done worse things to myself eating spicy BBQ...at least my innards felt like it.
Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: Kenrick on May 06, 2004, 12:21:19 PM Quote from: WayAbvPar That is nothing a good antacid won't fix. I have done worse things to myself eating spicy BBQ...at least my innards felt like it. I'm no med student or anything, but I'd be worried that if I were digesting a live bullet, somehow the stomach acids would get in there and make it fire off inside me. Eek! Of course I'm sure that's totally impossible... Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: kaid on May 06, 2004, 12:30:03 PM Okay I know some people are in a hurry but how badly are you just shoving a hotdog down your throat to not notice there is a large metal object inside it. Most people do this thing called chewing that typically allows you to detect large dangerous objects before you swollow them.
Kaid Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: Kenrick on May 06, 2004, 12:40:42 PM If you're this guy, you're in a big hurry.
(http://www.theamericanjerk.com/hotdogguy3.jpg) Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: Sky on May 06, 2004, 01:51:14 PM (http://www.reinvented.net/images/bobdoug.jpg)
So this is how to get a lot of free beer....first you take a mouse... Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: Kyper on May 06, 2004, 04:54:03 PM Quote from: kaid Okay I know some people are in a hurry but how badly are you just shoving a hotdog down your throat to not notice there is a large metal object inside it. Most people do this thing called chewing that typically allows you to detect large dangerous objects before you swollow them. Kaid Yeah. How the hell did she eat a bullet and not notice? She must have swallowed an huge bite of that hot dog without chewing at all. <Insert sexual comment of your choosing here> Title: Eat lead, biyotch... Post by: DarkDryad on May 07, 2004, 05:22:51 AM Me being the cynical bastard that I am I say she swallowed the first one and planted the second one in the dog in order to exthort large smelly sums of money from Costco but thats my cynical old bastard self speeking cause people just wouldnt do something like that.... yeah ok.
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