Title: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: Shockeye on September 01, 2005, 08:34:41 AM Quote from: News24.com Suicide bid after sex with goat (http://www.news24.com/News24/Africa/News/0,,2-11-1447_1763401,00.html) 01/09/2005 12:50 - (SA) Nairobi - Kenyan police have arrested a man accused of strangling to death a goat with which he was having sex in a region where reported acts of bestiality are increasing, officials said on Thursday. The 22-year-old suspect, who tried to kill himself after being caught with the female goat in Kenya's central Rift Valley province, is to be charged with attempted suicide and "engaging in unnatural acts", they said. "The goat died as a result of strangulation," said Ndaya Ngalia, a local government official in the province's Bomet district where the assault took place overnight on Tuesday. After being scared off by the goat's owner and neighbours, the man hid but was discovered by villagers at whom he threw stones before running away and jumping into a pond in an apparent bid to take his life, said Ngalia. The incident, first made public by the state-run Kenyan News Agency (KNA), is the second known case of such behaviour in the past three months in Bomet where villagers say largely unreported acts of bestiality may be a growing trend. In June, a cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged residents after being caught having sex with a female sheep. The man, who witnesses said had earlier been seen having sex with a dog, admitted assaulting the ewe. District commissioner Samuel Otieno, however, downplayed fears that Bomet is winning a dubious reputation as a hub of bestiality. "These things happen all over the world, there is nothing peculiar about Bomet," he said. Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: WayAbvPar on September 01, 2005, 09:13:39 AM At least it was a female goat. Having sex with a male goat would have been deviant.
Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: Sky on September 01, 2005, 09:36:29 AM Attempted suicide should not be illegal imo. If they don't want to be around, so be it. I mean...the guy was a goatfucker, for crissakes.
Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: Yegolev on September 01, 2005, 11:20:47 AM The real threat is obviously sorcerous cobblers.
Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: voodoolily on September 01, 2005, 11:31:08 AM The real threat is obviously sorcerous cobblers. AAAAHHH!! My shoes! They are cursed! Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: WayAbvPar on September 01, 2005, 11:33:21 AM I don't know about sorcerous, but cobblers can be enchanting-
(http://www.quakeroatmeal.com/kitchen/recipes/RecipeImages/autumnfruitcobbler.jpg) Yummy. Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: Yegolev on September 01, 2005, 12:05:17 PM I hope this comes out. I can't see it due to the corporate filter.
(http://paul.binarycore.net/atarigraphics/spacecobbler1.gif) Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: voodoolily on September 01, 2005, 12:11:45 PM :roffle:
Title: Re: Hey, if the district commissioner says it's normal, it's normal! Post by: Yegolev on September 01, 2005, 12:13:01 PM Looks like my first blind image post was successful, huzzah!
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