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Title: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Shockeye on August 27, 2005, 02:29:30 PM Quote from: National Enquirer TERI UNCENSORED (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ne/20050822/112472280014.html) Monday August 22, 2005 Interview by PATRICIA NOLAN Teri Hatcher is so busy working on Desperate Housewives that she has considered hiring a gigolo because she doesn't have time for romance, she told The National Enquirer in her most outrageous interview ever. She also added that she uses sex toys to make up for the lack of a man in her life. But Teri isn't complaining. Although she turned 40 this year, she says she feels more like 20. And she insists that her dramatic new look — pencil thin legs and arms and curvy boobs — is "the way I have always wanted to look." Teri pulled no punches talking exclusively to us as excitement mounted over the second season of her ABC drama, which premieres at the end of next month. She once moaned that she went four years without sex after her marriage to actor Jon Tenney collapsed. But Teri raised eyebrows recently when she confessed to steamy romps in a battered VW van parked in her yard because she was afraid of waking up her seven-year-old daughter Emerson Rose. "When that van's rocking, don't come aknocking," she said. "I've had a few little involvements since my divorce but nothing serious," she added. "I don't want a heavy relationship with any man right now. I'm living my youth late. I worked really hard when I was younger and then I was married for 10 years. Now I feel like I'm 20 again and have the whole world to explore. "I don't go on many dates because I'm so busy working again. But it's no big deal. There are a lot of fabulous electronics [sex toys] out there!" Then, in a shocking admission, she added: "You know, I once thought of what it would be like to hire a male hooker. I have never done that but the thought crossed my mind! It's certainly a way to be in total control of your sex life." Unlike other youth-obsessed actresses, the former Lois & Clark star says turning 40 was the best thing that ever happened to her. "I'm living proof that you don't have to be blonde and 20 years old in order to be successful as an actress. I'm not over the hill!" Teri looks after herself by exercising daily and says she loves being thin and firm with ample breasts. "It's the way I've always wanted to look — slender arms and legs, flat stomach and round, curvy breasts," she said. But she's quick to confirm that her breasts are real and not silicone. "I was flat-chested until I became pregnant," says Teri. "After my daughter was born in 1997 I breast-fed her. It was wonderful because for the first time ever I had great looking breasts. People often claim my breasts are fake but they aren't. They're mine and nature gave them to me when I became a mother." Go get her. (http://www.planet.eon.net/~creich/cape.jpg) Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: schild on August 27, 2005, 02:53:27 PM The National Enquirer? Are we going to have to open a Fake News child board?
Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Shockeye on August 27, 2005, 03:07:59 PM The National Enquirer? Are we going to have to open a Fake News child board? RTFA. She did an exclusive interview with them. Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: schild on August 27, 2005, 03:20:36 PM The National Enquirer? Are we going to have to open a Fake News child board? RTFA. She did an exclusive interview with them. Should I post my exclusive interview with Jesus? I actually got him in a room once with Judas. Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: stray on August 27, 2005, 03:23:04 PM Judas gets such a bad rap, doesn't he?
I mean, when you get to meet him close up, he's not such a bad guy after all. Anyways, don't take the gigolo job. It's really not all it's cracked up to be.... Actually, maybe it is. Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: stray on August 27, 2005, 04:12:30 PM "It's the way I've always wanted to look — slender arms and legs, flat stomach and round, curvy breasts," she said. /crosspost I'd just like to point out that she fits my heavy burdened description to a T. 40 or not. It's probably a big reason why I tend to gravitate towards older (usually not that old though) women more than others (besides them being better company overall). Many of them have this shape. Though some my age do too. *Yes, I'm still a little irritated by the whole big breasts=fat thing. Not enough Dawson's Creek and Buffy in my diet, I suppose.* Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Llava on August 27, 2005, 04:25:33 PM Some older women are hot. Catherine Keener, for one, and she's 45.
Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Signe on August 27, 2005, 06:28:34 PM 45! Good Lord, she's nearly dead!
Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Strazos on August 27, 2005, 09:13:13 PM Teri Hatcher from "Tomarrow Never Dies"?
Yes, please. Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: stray on August 28, 2005, 01:08:28 AM 45! Good Lord, she's nearly dead! Dead girls need love too. Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Llava on August 28, 2005, 01:09:16 AM 45! Good Lord, she's nearly dead! Did you mean that to be green? If so, I'm 23. She's just about twice my age. Thus, older. And yet, quite hot. Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: Cheddar on August 28, 2005, 05:26:25 PM 45! Good Lord, she's nearly dead! Dead girls need love too. I do believe you just outdid me on distasteful comments about women. Well played sir! Title: Re: I found schild a woman AND a job. Post by: MrHat on August 28, 2005, 07:26:35 PM 45! Good Lord, she's nearly dead! Dead girls need love too. I do believe you just outdid me on distasteful comments about women. Well played sir! Distasteful comments need love too. |