f13.net

f13.net General Forums => Serious Business => Topic started by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:39:51 PM



Title: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND AVOID THIS!
Post by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:39:51 PM
The Horrors of Porn: Tom's XXX. (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3156)

From your friends over at Something Awful. Taking the bullet for us since Haemish won't.


Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND AVOID THIS!
Post by: Llava on August 26, 2005, 03:43:17 PM
Why, Shockeye?  Why?


Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND AVOID THIS!
Post by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:43:55 PM
I warned you and I wanted to showcase the fact that Haemish isn't doing his job.


Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND AVOID THIS!
Post by: Shockeye on August 26, 2005, 03:47:30 PM
Quote
With a jump cut Sizemore is transported to a bed where Kara works his flaccid penis like a volunteer at an animal rescue trying to calm a wild rabbit during a leg splint. Then she uses her mouth and I think that's a clear-cut ASPCA violation. Sizemore wryly and somewhat incoherently complains about her attentions.


Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND AVOID THIS!
Post by: stray on August 26, 2005, 03:48:22 PM
No.


Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND AVOID THIS!
Post by: Strazos on August 26, 2005, 07:04:24 PM
I almost posted that here last night when I read it.