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Title: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Shockeye on August 25, 2005, 01:51:37 PM Quote from: The Denver Channel Police: Cat Stabbed Multiple Times With Sword (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4896158/detail.html?rss=den&psp=news) Arvada Man Faces Felony, Misdemeanor Charges POSTED: 11:52 am MDT August 25, 2005 ARVADA, Colo. -- An Arvada man chased a cat around the house with a two-foot-long sword, stabbing it several times, police said Thursday. Richard Davis, 38, faces a felony charge of aggravated cruelty to animals and a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief following the incident. Police were called to the 8700 block of West 54th Place at 4 a.m. on Aug. 17 and arrested Davis after finding a house cat named Precious stabbed six times. According to people living in the home, the cat had recently given birth to a litter of kittens and scratched and bit a woman who brought home a stray kitten. Police said the woman was the fiancee of Davis, who became incensed and chased Precious through the house, wounding it severely. The woman turned over ownership of Precious and her kittens to Planned Pethood, which managed to save the cat's life and is caring for it while it recovers. Davis is being held at the Jefferson County Jail, according to police. (http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0825/4896155_240X180.jpg) Arvada police say Precious was stabbed six times because she scratched and bit a woman. (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/2005/0825/4896543_400X300.jpg) Richard Davis - Pussy Violater Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Llava on August 25, 2005, 01:54:52 PM Quote Richard Davis - Pussy Violater hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wooo! Too bad they didn't actually put that in the article. Seriously, though, that's fucked up. Swords are not meant for thrusting into pussies. (Seriously seriously, poor kitty :( ) Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Roac on August 25, 2005, 02:25:28 PM Was he trying to start his level treadmill?
Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Fargull on August 25, 2005, 02:40:43 PM Was he trying to start his level treadmill? No, it would have been a rabbit. Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Llava on August 25, 2005, 02:51:53 PM You attack Cat with your Sword!
Cat evades your blow! Cat prepares to sprint! You prepare to sprint! Target is too far away! Target is too far away! Target is too far away! You attack Cat with your Sword! You hit for 3 damage! You attack Cat with your Sword! You hit for 1 damage! You attack Cat with your sword! Cat evades your blow! Policeman Officer hits you for 5 damage! You attack Cat with your sword! You hit for 2 damage! Policeman Deputy hits you for 6 damage! Policeman Officer hits you for 4 damage! You attack Cat with your sword! You hit for 2 damage! Policeman Deputy hits you for 13 damage! Critical hit! Policeman Officer hits you for 6 damage! You attack Cat with your sword! You hit for 2 damage! Policeman Deputy attacks you and you evade the blow! Policeman Officer hits you for 6 damage! You attack Cat with your sword! You hit for 1 damage! Policeman Deputy hits you for 12 damage! Critical Hit! Policeman Officer hits you for 14 damage! Critical Hit! You have been defeated. You have lost some experience and constitution. Type /release to return to your bind spot. Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Rasix on August 25, 2005, 03:50:09 PM 3 lives left.
:sad_panda: :sad_panda: :sad_panda: Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Shockeye on August 25, 2005, 06:51:36 PM 3 lives left. :sad_panda: :sad_panda: :sad_panda: Name's McLeod. Pussy McLeod. Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Roac on August 26, 2005, 06:24:07 AM You have been defeated. You have lost some experience and constitution. Type /release to return to your bind spot. A small prison cell You are standing in the middle of a small prison cell. With only a few feet in each direction, you feel you hardly have enough to move around. Attached securely to the wall are a bunk bed to accomidate two occupants. A toilet bowl and sink sit not too far away, and round out the only other items in the room. The only opening is a large iron gate which looks out upon the large multi-level prison area, where you can see dozens of other cells just like yours. The only obvious exit is out (closed) (locked) Jim 'The Bitchmaker' Johnson (Immoral) HP:20> Title: Re: Pussy gets the sword. 6 times. Post by: Llava on August 26, 2005, 02:12:59 PM What Do You Do?
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