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Title: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Shockeye on August 18, 2005, 08:47:14 AM
Quote from: Edmonton Sun
Incest conviction for Ontario couple (http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Canada/2005/08/18/1177980-sun.html)

By CP

Thu, August 18, 2005   
         
KITCHENER, Ont. -- A southwestern Ontario mother and son have been found guilty of incest after posing as husband and wife and having three children together.

A jury delivered the verdict against the pair yesterday, in what a Crown prosecutor calls one of the strangest cases he has ever seen.

"It's as weird as I could ever imagine," Steve Paciocco said outside an Ontario Superior Court.

"In 20 years I've never seen anything close to it. It's book material," Paciocco said.

After just over a day of deliberation, jurors found the 25-year-old man and his 43-year-old mother guilty of having sex with each other between 1996 and 2001.

They also found the man guilty of four counts of fabricating and using fake documents in an attempt to create a new identity to cover up their incestuous relationship.

The man claimed throughout the trial that he was not his mother's son, but her husband.

The son had conveniently died in a volcano in the Congo several weeks after suspicious social workers asked the woman to present her son and her husband together in one room, court heard during the trial.

The mother was found guilty of 46 forgery-related charges.

Perhaps oddest of all, the mother's lawyer, in her final arguments, suggested that even if the couple was mother and son, their three children could have been born using the "turkey-baster" home method of artificial insemination.

Defence lawyer John Lang, who represented the son, acknowledged the uphill battle for the defence. Lang didn't call any witnesses.

Lang suggested his client was sexually victimized and groomed by his mother.

"In any right-thinking mind, he was a victim," Lang said.

His client was just 16 when he fathered the first of three children born to the couple, Lang pointed out.

The couple was led off to jail after the judge ruled they should be held in custody until their sentencing on Oct. 14.

Paciocco acknowledged a different level of guilt between the mother and son. He said he will ask for a substantial prison sentence for the mother, but a lower sentence, of around two years, for the son.


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: WayAbvPar on August 18, 2005, 10:08:26 AM
Pics plskthx.



Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Furiously on August 18, 2005, 11:50:46 AM
I'd just rather know the banjo model they played.


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: tazelbain on August 18, 2005, 12:07:39 PM

>The son had conveniently died in a volcano in the Congo several weeks after suspicious social workers asked the woman to present her son and her husband together in one room, court heard during the trial.

Smooth one. No one will see through that.


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Avatard on August 18, 2005, 12:09:01 PM
Sure he got to fuck his mom a few times, but did he ever get blowjobs?


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Llava on August 18, 2005, 12:18:05 PM

>The son had conveniently died in a volcano in the Congo several weeks after suspicious social workers asked the woman to present her son and her husband together in one room, court heard during the trial.

Smooth one. No one will see through that.

Seriously.  A volcano.

"But mom, I don't wanna die in a car wreck.  I wanna die in something cool!  How about I'm sacrificed to a volcano god by 400 virginal maidens after they forced me to ritually deflower them all?"


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Sky on August 18, 2005, 12:51:56 PM
Quote
Defence lawyer John Lang
Hey, cool! That cat can do everything!
(http://www.coloursofjazz.com/Gallery/images/JohnnyLang.jpg)


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: ClydeJr on August 18, 2005, 01:25:04 PM
Father: Son, you're bothering me. Why don't you go play with your brother?
Son: I thought I was...


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Paelos on August 18, 2005, 02:05:08 PM
Proving once again that incest isn't just for Southerners anymore.


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Shockeye on August 18, 2005, 02:05:40 PM
Proving once again that incest isn't just for Southerners anymore.

But how much higher on the ladder are Canadians? Not much.


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Paelos on August 18, 2005, 02:06:58 PM
Proving once again that incest isn't just for Southerners anymore.

But how much higher on the ladder are Canadians? Not much.

Movin' on up!


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: tazelbain on August 18, 2005, 02:23:26 PM
Canadians or the South?


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: Paelos on August 18, 2005, 04:42:45 PM
Canadians or the South?

I'm not even sure anymore.


Title: Re: I guess she really was a MILF.
Post by: NiX on August 18, 2005, 05:38:34 PM
Proving once again that incest isn't just for Southerners anymore.

But how much higher on the ladder are Canadians? Not much.

Didn't see that coming. You americans, so witty with your jokes and such.

Should I make that green so you know it's sarcasm? Something like that flashing puck.