Title: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Shockeye on August 17, 2005, 04:22:59 PM Quote from: Insomniac Mania Dungeon Siege Update Straight From Director Uwe Boll - August 15th 2005 (http://www.insomniacmania.com/news_default.php?id=2638) Director Dr Uwe Boll kindly set aside some time to answer our questions on his upcoming blockbuster film, Dungeon Siege. Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Leelee Sobieski, Matthew Lillard, Kristanna Loken, Burt Reynolds and John Rhys-Davies are set to star in the project. Please join us in the forum to talk about the feature. The trailer is set to come out this November. Please note that in this article the answers are as Uwe typed them, hence this is why they are so short. 1. Liotta, is apparently the main bad guy for your film. What does his costume look like? Dr Boll - It is dark leather 2. Is Dungeon Siege still going to be made in two parts? Dr Boll - We do not know now 3. What kind of fight sequences shall we see? Dr Boll - Rough brutal battles combined with martial arts action. The kind that is in HERO. 4. Will we see any hot women in metal underwear?! Dr Boll - Kristana Loken and Leelee Sobieski are warriors. 5. Will there be a new game based on the film? Dr Boll - We are working on it. 6. Will we see any cool Dungeons? Dr Boll - Yes - in CHRYSTWIND HOLD - the evil place. 7. What are the key scenes in this film? Dr Boll - I can not reveal yet, but there will be many memorable scenes. 8.This film was once described as a cross between Lord of the Rings and Braveheart...how is this film different and unique? Dr Boll - You will see, after it is finished 9.You had some jokes in House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, what can we see in Dungeon Siege? Dr Boll - Matthew Lillard is the great and funny Duke Fallow. Ron Pearlman has a lot of dry humor "HELLBOY" lines. 10. Dr Boll, you have made quite few films now, what do you think your trademark is? Dr Boll - You tell me. 11. Will we see scantly clad women with swords? Dr Boll - A few. 12.Why do you use choose to shoot many films in Vancouver? Dr Boll - Good locations and crew. LABOUR TAX rebates 13. Will there be any characters similar to Conan or Red Sonya? Dr Boll - Loken as Elora is the TREE WOMAN. 14. How come Will Sanderson appears in many of your films? Is he your Bill Paxton, as in James Cameron uses him for many of his films? Dr Boll - Yes. He is a good actor and my buddy 15. What do you have to say to all those that believe this will be a bad film? Dr Boll - Wait and see 16. Will Burt Reynolds have a moustache in this film? Dr Boll - A full grey beard 17. Will Jason Stratham have a cockney accent? Dr Boll - He talks normal 18. Will we see any sex scenes in the movie? Dr Boll - There will be a few love making scenes, yes. 19. What creatures will we see? Dr Boll - Hussars and Krugs 20. What kind of music will we hear? Are you going to use Heavy Metal or Contemporary? Dr Boll - Classic Score with big orchestra 21.When shall we see the trailer? Dr Boll - AFM in November 22. When are we going to see some production photographs? Dr Boll - Soon 23. Is this film going to be shown in England? Dr Boll - Absolutely. This movie will be a blockbuster 24. What other games have caught your eye ? What about Splinter Cell? Good idea Dr Boll - Postal and Metal Gear 25. Does this film bear any resemblance to Legend, because it was a great film and we have not seen a film like it since? Dr Boll - You are right. 26. What made you choose this particular cast for the movie? Dr Boll - Everybody fits perfectly 27. Do they get on well? Dr Boll - we have a great crew and great cast together. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: stray on August 17, 2005, 04:36:40 PM Motherfucker. Wha..? Liotta and Perlman now too? :cry:
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Paelos on August 17, 2005, 04:48:14 PM In Hell, he'll be forced to watch his own films on a loop while demons sodomize him.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: schild on August 17, 2005, 08:42:07 PM My god, it's full of stars.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Fabricated on August 17, 2005, 11:11:46 PM My brain hurts.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Samprimary on August 17, 2005, 11:24:33 PM 13. Will there be any characters similar to Conan or Red Sonya?
Dr Boll - Well, I'm really not inclined to jump immediately to a template; I don't feel that any pregenerated character mystique really fits the conceptual nature of the deep and nuanced personalities we are attempting to portray here. I'm trying to create something new, a character that can be expounded upon and a personality that creates some dynamic interplay with weight. This is a tricky part, because we don't want to create so much dramatic interplay that we turn this potential epic into a forgettable essay in overarching themes, like Alexander. No, I have a vision, and that's that movies based on computer games don't necessarily have to be form-fit schlock. We have a chance here to defy expectations, and with the right attitude and approach, we can make something here that really creates a mood and a story that's worth seeing, despite the temptation some directors would have to push out low-budget tripe and get rich off of national movie production tax advances. I ... oorh, I blacked out there for a second. Was I saying something? What did you just ask me? 14. Uh, we asked you if there will ... be any characters similar to Conan or Red Sonya, and .. Dr. Boll: Oh. Loken as Elora is the TREE WOMAN. And there will be SEXY SCENE with chainmail BABES. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Margalis on August 17, 2005, 11:44:23 PM Ray Liotta
Ron Perlman Claire Forlani Leelee Sobieski Matthew Lillard Kristanna Loken Burt Reynolds John Rhys-Davies Jason Stratham Sersiously...wtf is going on here? Have they not seen his other movies? Now, sure most of these people are not at the tops of their games right now but still. How is it that UWE BOLL can get a cast like this together? None of these guys are A-listers any more but still...with this much acting talent how bad could it be? Imagine taking all these people, putting them into a movie, and having it still be absolutely horrible! (Which, of course, is exactly what's going to happen) Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Strazos on August 18, 2005, 12:53:20 AM I swear to any and all dieties...
If he touches the IP of BioWare, I WILL kill him. That is a promise. Though I do think it would be funny if he somehow made a movie based around MtG. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Llava on August 18, 2005, 02:22:05 AM What the fuck kind of questions are these?
Quote 4. Will we see any hot women in metal underwear?! 11. Will we see scantly clad women with swords? 18. Will we see any sex scenes in the movie? Did a 13 year old boy write this interview? For christsake, show some professionalism. And now, to make fun of Uwe Boll Quote 10. Dr Boll, you have made quite few films now, what do you think your trademark is? Dr Boll - You tell me. Give me a call sometime, we'll get together and I'll tell you exactly what your trademark is over about two hours. Quote 15. What do you have to say to all those that believe this will be a bad film? Dr Boll - Wait and see Ya-huh. I'm sure you'll prove us wrong this time. Really. I mean, you have no evidence with which to back up that claim. You're completely incompetent. But THIS will be the one that rules. Sure. Hey, do you have a bridge I could buy? Maybe you own some land on the moon you're interested in unloading? Maybe a piece of the True Cross? Hm? Maybe... maybe a timeshare deal you think I should get in on? Anything? Cause I'm here. I'm right here. Oh but right, I'm sure this movie will be fantastic! Quote 25. Does this film bear any resemblance to Legend, because it was a great film and we have not seen a film like it since? Dr Boll - You are right. I... wait, what? Quote 23. Is this film going to be shown in England? Dr Boll - Absolutely. This movie will be a blockbuster TOTALLY. :cthulu: Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Murgos on August 18, 2005, 05:49:05 AM Yes! Burt Reynolds is in an action movie based on a mediocre hack & slash video game license. My sense of the assinine is pinging off the charts.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: HaemishM on August 19, 2005, 01:00:01 PM I could tell him what his trademark is, but it involves pointy sticks and the jellied contents of eyeballs.
Also, crotchpheasants. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Sairon on August 20, 2005, 06:01:58 AM Quote from: Insomniac Mania Dungeon Siege Update Straight From Director Uwe Boll - August 15th 2005 (http://www.insomniacmania.com/news_default.php?id=2638) 24. What other games have caught your eye ? What about Splinter Cell? Good idea Dr Boll - Postal and Metal Gear How do you make a movie of Postal? A mixture of jackass and snuff movies? And regarding Dungeon Siege, the second installation is pretty damn fun so far. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Fabricated on August 20, 2005, 12:14:27 PM Quote from: Insomniac Mania Dungeon Siege Update Straight From Director Uwe Boll - August 15th 2005 (http://www.insomniacmania.com/news_default.php?id=2638) 24. What other games have caught your eye ? What about Splinter Cell? Good idea Dr Boll - Postal and Metal Gear And if he touches Metal Gear, he will die. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Miasma on August 20, 2005, 01:02:36 PM This was Something Awful's link of the day today:
Uwe Boll Fan site. (http://www.bollfans.com/us/index.htm) I could not detect any sarcasm so I fear it is a real site and not a big joke. The site called him "Doctor" Uwe Boll, does this guy actually have a PHD or MD in something? Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on August 20, 2005, 01:30:30 PM (http://www.f13.net/staff/shockeye/uwe.gif)
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on August 20, 2005, 01:32:05 PM Quote from: NNDB Uwe Boll (http://www.nndb.com/people/066/000087802/boll_1.jpg) Uwe BollBorn: 22-Jun-1965 Birthplace: Wermelskirchen, Germany Gender: Male Ethnicity: White Occupation: Film Director Level of fame: Somewhat Executive summary: Responsible for Alone in the Dark University: Ph.D Literature (1995) Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Llava on August 21, 2005, 12:08:10 AM He can READ?!
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Samprimary on August 21, 2005, 03:09:59 AM I love how they don't say "Directed", they say "Responsible for" as if they were attributing blame, like for a fiasco or royal cock-up.
Oh, wait. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Samwise on August 21, 2005, 09:54:16 AM Uwe Boll Fan site. (http://www.bollfans.com/us/index.htm) I tried to read their message board to see what it is Uwe Boll fans talk about, but it was apparently "verfugbar", whatever that means. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Der Helm on August 21, 2005, 10:55:53 AM I tried to read their message board to see what it is Uwe Boll fans talk about, but it was apparently "verfugbar", whatever that means. Quote from: Boll-Board Sorry, aber dieses Board ist im Moment nicht verfügbar. Probier es bitte später wieder. Sorry, the board is not available at the moment, please try again later. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: HaemishM on August 22, 2005, 11:59:15 AM Uwe Boll Fan site. (http://www.bollfans.com/us/index.htm) I tried to read their message board to see what it is Uwe Boll fans talk about, but it was apparently "verfugbar", whatever that means. Watch one of the videos. It's him talking about the movies he's made. All he talks about is how much money he raised, and how they made money for the German investors. I think we see where his heart truly lies. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Pococurante on August 23, 2005, 10:37:03 AM Now, sure most of these people are not at the tops of their games right now but still. How is it that UWE BOLL can get a cast like this together? It's like a revised Hollywood Squares... (http://www.classicsquares.com/lyndebw.JPG) Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on August 23, 2005, 12:06:10 PM Now, sure most of these people are not at the tops of their games right now but still. How is it that UWE BOLL can get a cast like this together? It's like a revised Hollywood Squares... (http://www.classicsquares.com/lyndebw.JPG) You could've fooled me! (http://www.salon.com/books/int/2005/08/23/lynde/index_np.html) Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: WayAbvPar on August 23, 2005, 12:11:26 PM I wonder if Colin Quinn knows how much he looks like Paul Lynde.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Pococurante on August 23, 2005, 12:50:10 PM You could've fooled me! (http://www.salon.com/books/int/2005/08/23/lynde/index_np.html) Rats, I'm too cheap to be a subscriber. :-( Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on August 29, 2005, 09:50:32 AM Quote from: Globe and Mail 15 minutes with director Uwe Boll (http://www.globetechnology.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20050714.gtbolljul14/BNStory/AtPlay) By CHAD SAPIEHA Friday, August 26, 2005 Updated at 9:08 AM EDT Special to Globe and Mail Update German-born film director Uwe Boll is becoming a bit of a Hollywood legend—but perhaps not in the way he might hope. Most of his films have been rated between two and four out of 10 by users of the Internet Movie DataBase. The respected on-line film resource also reports one of his less glamorous nicknames to be "The Master of Error." But despite his reputation, the Vancouver-based fim maker has had no problem finding work. Since 1991 he has directed several comedies, horror films and dramas, and has now apparently found a niche for himself: movies based on video games. For better or worse, Mr. Boll already has two video game-based movies to his name: House of the Dead (2002) and Alone in the Dark (2005); both of which tanked with North American critics and audiences. Mr. Boll is quick to point out, however, that House of the Dead did quite well in international markets — and perhaps that's why he appears to have become Hollywood's go-to guy for lower-budgeted video game properties. BloodRayne, a movie based on the vampire/Nazi-themed video game of the same name starring Ben Kingsley and Michelle Rodriguez, has wrapped and is slated for release later this year, and Mr. Boll just began production on an "epic" adaptation of the PC role-playing game Dungeon Siege, set to star Burt Reynolds, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, and Jason Statham. Beyond Dungeon Siege, Mr. Boll's plate is full of video game-based projects, including films based on the games Far Cry, Fear Effect, and Hunter: The Reckoning. @play had a chance to chat with Mr. Boll by telephone in early July, the same week production began on Dungeon Siege. He explained where his adaptation of Alone in the Dark may have gone wrong, professed his love for the cult PC game Postal, and revealed — perhaps to the surprise of some — that "hardcore" gamers aren't exactly his target audience. @Play: You're quickly becoming known as 'that director who makes movies based on video games.' Are you a fan of video games yourself? UB: Absolutely. I think video games are a great kind of entertainment. They have replaced a lot of games people normally play with their friends and neighbours, like Monopoly. It's way more entertaining to play a racing game or golf game or whatever you do on a PlayStation or Xbox. @Play: What kind of games do you like? UB: I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. My favourite game is Postal because it is so politically incorrect [he laughs]. Not for the story though. Hitman and Silent Hill are also favourites. @Play: Let's talk about your movies. BloodRayne is being released this fall, and you have four other video game-based movies in the works. Do you plan to push ahead with all of these projects? UB: Absolutely. We're working on Dungeon Siege right now, and we have a great script for Far Cry done already and we're hoping to go into production next year. We're looking for the star right now. I'm sure we'll get a big star … I'm hoping for The Rock. Fear Effect needs a little more time. We are not quite sure what direction we're going to develop it in. EIDOS just released news of Fear Effect 3 and I've been trying to get them to tell me about the story because I'd like to know the game's story before having a screenplay written. Then we have Hunter: The Reckoning, where we already have a very, very good script. But I have Mike Tinney from White Wolf (the company that created the Hunter: The Reckoning franchise) rewriting it right now because I told him I want to have a little more in the horror direction. And who else could do it better than the owner and developer of the game? @Play: Alone in the Dark was another movie based on a horror game … UB: I think Alone in the Dark was too much an action creature movie than a horror creature movie. The video game was more horror. I don't feel too guilty about it because Atari failed to deliver Alone in the Dark 5. Basically they promised us that Alone in the Dark 5 would be coming out together with the movie. I don't want the same thing to happen again, so I want to take Hunter: The Reckoning in more of a horror direction. @Play: Games are often criticized for their one-dimensional plots and characters. How do you tackle the challenge of trying to craft deeper characters and more compelling plots? UB: It's tough. Take the hardcore gamers. The characters are way more real in the world of hardcore gamers who have played the game for hundreds of hours. They have the movie in their heads, they've built it on their own. These guys are always very disappointed in the movies. But if you actually put the game in front of you, you realize that the characters aren't fleshed out enough, you have to add stuff to them. So if you want to have a great video game-based movie you have to keep the mood of the game, use the normal character setup - but you have to flesh out the story and provide more background for the characters. Otherwise you don't have a movie. The movie should work for people who haven't played the videogame. @play: So your goal is to capture the spirit of the game as opposed to the actual story and characters? UB: Absolutely. But it also depends on the game. Far Cry, for example, has a great story, and we're using the actual game plot. But for Alone in the Dark I couldn't use the game's plot. I had to do something new. It was too boring otherwise. And House of the Dead … well, where is the story? [laughs] We had to make a story out of a zombie attack. @play: Your films are starting to attract bigger names. How do serious actors and Oscar winners feel about working in a movie based on a videogame? UB: It depends. You have people who have never played videogames, like Stephen Dorff and Tara Reid and Ben Kingsley and Ron Perlman. But there are also actors like Christian Slater, who is a big videogame fan. And Michelle Rodriguez; she played Soul Calibur with Vin Diesel while they were shooting The Fast and The Furious. It's a mixed up situation. With the younger actors I talk about the game, with Burt Reynolds I don't talk about the game. He likes his part in Dungeon Siege and doesn't give a s--- about the video game. @play: The world seems to still be waiting for its first truly successful, critically acclaimed video game-based film. Has Hollywood given up on the idea that game licences can be converted to profitable film franchises? Do you still make a point of promoting your movies based on the fact that the source material is a video game? UB: My movie House of the Dead made a lot of money worldwide because it's based on the video game, because everyone wanted to see the zombie movie based on the game. With Dungeon Siege it will be different. It's an epic story we've developed — we've worked for one-and-a-half years on it. But I think 90 per cent of the people who see it will never have even heard about the video game. With Dungeon Siege, for the first time I won't advertise the fact that it's a video game-based movie. We're doing a big epic with big emotion. If people liked Dances With Wolves or Braveheart, they'll like this movie. If fans of the game go to the theatre as well, then fine. We're happy to attract that audience. But we won't make a big deal about it … it's not going to be promoted like a new Tomb Raider. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Bunk on August 30, 2005, 09:02:21 AM One of the models we had at my photography class last night was doing some extra work in Dungeon Siege. I started groaning about it and he asked me why - I just said "Uwe Boll". Someone else asked me who Uwe Boll was. I told them that any truely piece of shit movies based off of video games were probably made by Uwe Boll.
The model chimed in with, "Yea, thats pretty much what this is going to be". Apparently there is a scene in the movie with a large army storming down a hill. If that scene includes someone in the back tumbling through the front lines and rolling down the hill in front of everyone else - that's the model guy I was working with. I'd say they'll never use that take, but it is Uwe... Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Strazos on August 30, 2005, 01:42:01 PM Fantastic.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Llava on August 30, 2005, 02:52:00 PM It's a shame, because Hunter could make an AWESOME movie. It's so character driven and real that it would be fantastic if done well.
But they're going to ignore all that like they did in the video game and just make it Watch Us Mow Down Zombies 4 Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: schild on August 30, 2005, 02:53:51 PM Ok, I broke down and read the interview. The guy is just clueless. He's the living dead. He has no clue what's going on around him. I almost feel bad for wanting him dead.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Der Helm on August 30, 2005, 03:20:35 PM I almost feel bad for wanting him dead. Are you lying to yourself, or us ?Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: schild on August 30, 2005, 04:46:05 PM Seriously, the guys just clueless. It's like watching a puppy discover fire for the first time.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Llava on September 04, 2005, 02:02:36 PM http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3143249
This one's quite good- he admits his movies suck and goes on to blame everyone but himself. Actors, developers, production companies, etc etc. He even blames the people watching his movies, for expecting too much. Quote I know there are like 500 people on the Internet pressing me always about what asshole I am or whatever The phrase "tip of the iceberg" comes to mind. Quote and people who did the CGI on Alone in the Dark, they worked for over a year and [are] the same people who did Fight Club and Panic Room and all the David Fincher movies like The Cell, exactly the same people. David Fincher had nothing to do with The Cell, fuckwad. And for those who like Ben Kingsley and were wondering why he took the role: Quote Rumor has it the reason Kingsley took the part was because of a long desire to portray a vampire in the film, and this was the first role that came up. Bizarre. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Yegolev on September 06, 2005, 01:47:55 PM If people liked Dances With Wolves or Braveheart, they'll like this movie. Nosemilk. All over the floor. Seriously. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: HaemishM on September 07, 2005, 12:54:33 PM I shudder to think what kind of aborted fetus of a movie will come out of Dungeon Siege. I can imagine Jason Statham in full woad regala screaming as he charges down a hill to the soundtrack by Limp Bizkit with special guest vocal the dead Pantera singer's rotten lungs.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: stray on September 07, 2005, 01:00:49 PM Rumor has it the reason Kingsley took the part was because of a long desire to portray a vampire in the film, and this was the first role that came up. Bizarre. Damn, I don't know why, but that makes me extremely depressed. On a completed unrelated note (hell, it's a Uwe Boll thread, why not?), it'd be nice if Kingsley had a longfelt desire to play a scraggly old man, dressed in a Vulture suit, flying above the skyscrapers of New York City (he'd be perfect). As silly as it would be, it's a lot more respectable than playing a vampire in a Uwe Boll movie. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: HaemishM on September 07, 2005, 01:06:07 PM Gay furry pr0n is more respectable than an Uwe Boll film.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: WayAbvPar on September 07, 2005, 01:12:34 PM That has to end up as someone's signature.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Furiously on September 07, 2005, 01:18:35 PM Ever have a bad day and confuse Ute Werner with Uwe Boll?
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Yegolev on September 07, 2005, 01:21:22 PM Ever have a bad day and confuse Ute Werner with Uwe Boll? "I said 'two Utes'!" (http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038635.jpg) Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on October 24, 2005, 11:06:15 AM Quote from: Press Release POSTAL, the World's Most Outrageous Videogame to Become Major Motion Picture! (http://www.shacknews.com/docs/press/102405_postal_movie.x) Infamous Film Director Uwe Boll Signs Suicide Pact with Game Developer Running With Scissors Tucson, AZ - Start firing those AK-47s into the air because POSTAL (http://www.gopostal.com/), the game franchise that politicians, parents groups, countless cowardly reviewers and over a dozen sovereign nations don't want you to play has just become the latest game to make the transition to the big screen. Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Boll (http://www.boll-kg.de/) to bring the most controversial franchise in gaming history to the screen in all its blood-drenched, ironic glory. Despite everyone from Steven Spielberg to Microsoft announcing big money deals involving films based on video games, this new partnership between controversial figures in the game and film industries is destined to become the most incendiary game-to-film deal yet. "Uwe Boll is the perfect producer-director to make POSTAL," affirmed Running With Scissors' CEO Vince Desi. "He understands the subject matter and has an appreciation and affinity for controversy and political incorrectness. POSTAL has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; producer-director Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen." The man behind the camera, Hollywood outsider Uwe Boll ranks POSTAL as his personal, all-time favorite video game. "I see it like a mirror for our society -- funny, violent, absurd!" he declared. "So then the movie must be powerful, strange, and so full of the game's political incorrect outrageousness that if we do it correct, we will all probably end up in jail!" Boll has already produced and directed a series of films inspired by videogames, including "Alone in the Dark", "House of the Dead", and the upcoming "Bloodrayne." Boll is currently on-location in Canada shooting the cinematic version of "Dungeon Siege." The POSTAL saga extends back to 1997 when the original game was singled out by Sen. Joe Lieberman as the poster child for mindless violence in video games. This, in turn, led to it subsequently being blacklisted at retail outlets across America. Taking a no-holes barred approach the relentless crew at Running With Scissors has built the POSTAL series into a thriving licensing vehicle, from thongs and baby tees to coffee mugs and posters, while selling over a million units worldwide on PC. In the decade since its original release, the POSTAL series has become a cult classic in America and a major success overseas in countries such as Japan and Russia. It was then followed by the even more successful sequel, POSTAL 2, as well as numerous add-on disks, including the multi-player Share the Pain and the recent Apocalypse Weekend. POSTAL is scheduled to begin shooting in 2006 for a 2007 release, which will coincide with the 10th anniversary of the original game's debut. "Running With Scissors will be creatively involved in this film," Desi vowed, "from casting to the script." For information on POSTAL products and gear, visit our site www.gopostal.com Running With Scissors develops and publishes outrageous software just for the hell of it. Contact Vince Desi 520 907 1010, vince@gopostal.com or visit http://www.gopostal.com/ POSTAL™ and Running With Scissors are Trademarks and Service Marks of RWS, Inc. renegade filmmaker = unsuccessful Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: schild on October 24, 2005, 11:14:37 AM Uwe Boll is terrible for postal. He doesn't even know what the word Satire means. Motherfuck. That assgoblin is even invading the independent developers. DAMNIT.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: HaemishM on October 24, 2005, 11:25:56 AM He had money to spend, I'm sure, since as he's fond of saying all his movies are profitable. PROFITABLE, I TELL YOU!
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Llava on October 24, 2005, 01:43:46 PM I never played Postal.
Does it have characters? Does it have story? If not, then this might be the perfect film for Boll to make. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Rasix on October 24, 2005, 02:00:11 PM Quote Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with :roffle: renegade :roffle: filmmaker Uwe Boll (http://www.boll-kg.de/) to bring the most controversial franchise in gaming history to the screen in all its blood-drenched, ironic glory. I love the words that people come up with in order to convey "shitty". Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Samwise on October 24, 2005, 02:07:40 PM I never played Postal. Does it have characters? Does it have story? If not, then this might be the perfect film for Boll to make. I'd say it has more character and story than House of the Dead. Not by much. I'm just wondering if they've already signed Gary Coleman. I can't imagine them making a Postal movie without him. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on October 24, 2005, 06:16:44 PM "Yes, it is fun to make fun of the German, because I Nazi and make movies with that Nazi Money." (http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=21638)
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Llava on October 25, 2005, 01:20:19 AM Nice. Renting whores owned by the Romanian Mafia as nudey extras.
If that's not class, I don't know what is. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: AOFanboi on October 25, 2005, 10:55:47 AM Uwe Boll is like a heterosexual Ed Wood with budgets. Hail the new master of schlock!
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: stray on October 25, 2005, 11:11:46 AM Ed was hetero too. He just liked wearing women's clothes.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: AOFanboi on October 25, 2005, 02:18:14 PM Ed was hetero too. He just liked wearing women's clothes. Ah, sorry, my mistake.Anyway, I am still stumped that Uwe Boll's movies are so popular despite every critic and game fan mauling them. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: HaemishM on October 25, 2005, 02:47:37 PM Ed was hetero too. He just liked wearing women's clothes. Ah, sorry, my mistake.Anyway, I am still stumped that Uwe Boll's movies are so popular despite every critic and game fan mauling them. And anyone else who has ever seen them. Seriously, the man makes utter shit. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Arnold on October 29, 2005, 01:38:35 AM I shudder to think what kind of aborted fetus of a movie will come out of Dungeon Siege. I can imagine Jason Statham in full woad regala screaming as he charges down a hill to the soundtrack by Limp Bizkit with special guest vocal the dead Pantera singer's rotten lungs. While his manner of drugged speaking seems to indicate he is a zombie, Phil Anselmo is still very much alive. "Dimebag" Darrell Abbot is the dead member of Pantera. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Sairon on November 04, 2005, 11:23:00 PM If you're to belive imdb then he has found some really great actors for the dungeon siege movie, how it's possible I don't know. Jason Statham, one of my absolutely favorite actors is aparantly going to play the hero. Burt Reynolds is also featured as the king.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: stray on November 04, 2005, 11:33:00 PM You almost got my hopes up (and perplexity) when you mentioned Statham. Then I realized I was confusing him with David Strathairn.
Statham is perfect for it however. Burt Reynolds as a king, eh? :| I mean, really....Picture that guy with a crown on his head. Title: All Things Uwe Boll Post by: Shockeye on January 13, 2006, 11:56:56 AM Quote from: AP Director Uwe Boll Readies New Projects (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060113/ap_en_mo/film_uwe_boll;_ylt=AndQ7_qpurMZ8s6uZ43ca_VxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--) By JEREMY HAINSWORTH, For The Associated Press Fri Jan 13, 10:09 AM ET LOS ANGELES - With one keystroke, Uwe Boll accidentally deleted the only script for his upcoming film "Seed" from his computer. But, he told The Associated Press, hes managed to recreate a third of the script so far — and is happier with the rewrite than the original. With one movie in theaters, several upcoming projects and a simmering battle against Hollywood, the rebellious German director has a full plate these days. "I hate Hollywood," Boll declared to the audience last week at the premiere of his vampire film "Bloodrayne." Boll told The AP that the Hollywood system is corrupt, runs on fear of those with power and the struggle of others to get that power, and destroys anyone who refuses to play the game. "A little controversy isn't the worst thing in Hollywood," said Billy Zane, whose Romar Entertainment (which he owns with James Schramm) financed the $60 million "Bloodrayne." Romar provides distribution and advertising while directors retain ownership of their films. But the controversy may have been the worst thing for "Bloodrayne." It was supposed to open in 1,890 U.S. theaters last weekend, but instead made it to only about 800, bringing in $1.5 million at the box office instead of the hoped-for $10-$15 million. Boll will try again with his next projects. The "super-horror" film "Seed" is due to go into production in Vancouver later this year. "Theres a rule that if youre electrocuted three times and youre still alive ... you go free," Boll said. In "Seed," the main character is subject to a failed electrocution, and desperate officials bury him alive. "He digs himself out of the grave and goes on a revenge trip," Boll said. Boll's "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" will hit theaters later this year. Like "Bloodrayne," it's based on a video game — as are Boll's upcoming "Far Cry" (2006) and "Postal" (2007). "Dungeon Siege" follows the hard life of a lowly farmer, played by Jason Statham, whos on a mission to save his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his child. The story line is woven into a fantasy backdrop of war in the Kingdom of Ehb between the evil sorcerer Gallian and the ruling King Konreid. The film also stars Leelee Sobieski, Ray Liotta, John Rhys-Davies, Burt Reynolds and Kristanna Loken. "I think hes got huge determination," said Rhys-Davies, who played dwarf Gimli in the "Lord of the Rings" blockbuster. "He reminds me of another Hollywood rebel in his own way. I mean George Lucas." So what have we learned? Billy Zane is responsible for giving Uwe Boll the money for the horseshit that is "Bloodrayne". Fuck you Billy Zane. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: schild on January 13, 2006, 12:02:33 PM Billy Zane is stupid white trash. He should fund f13.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on January 13, 2006, 12:18:40 PM Billy Zane should fund a sequel to The Phantom. It'd be better than any drek Uwe Boll can produce.
Also, did John Rhys-Davies just say that Uwe Boll was as much of a clueless cuntmuffin as George Lucas? I think he did. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Rasix on January 13, 2006, 12:53:40 PM Quote "Theres a rule that if youre electrocuted three times and youre still alive ... you go free," Boll said. In "Seed," the main character is subject to a failed electrocution, and desperate officials bury him alive. "He digs himself out of the grave and goes on a revenge trip," Boll said. :roffle: :roflcopter: :hello_kitty_2: I love this guy. That plot sounds like something my 7 year old nephew would think up, only a lot less cerebral. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Simond on January 13, 2006, 04:31:36 PM Has that German tax loophole closed yet, by the way?
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Zetleft on January 13, 2006, 05:41:56 PM Has that German tax loophole closed yet, by the way? Its very unclear but some good info on the tax law sham can be found on his Wiki Page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll). Hard to say what will happen though cause I still see movies on the horizon for him :( Looks like the law was already changed on Nov 11th. Link (http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1064327.php/Germany_closes_tax_loophole_for_Hollywood) Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Rodent on January 13, 2006, 07:04:33 PM Seriously. O RLY? Well now that's out of the way, I sincerly hope Hideo Kojima hires a clan of ninjas to kill both the responsible parties at Konami aswell as Uwe Boll if he so much as mentions Metal Gear again. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on January 13, 2006, 09:49:02 PM Uwe Boll touching Metal Gear would open a hole in the fabric of space time which even Vin Diesel could not repair.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Llava on January 17, 2006, 10:09:25 AM Uwe Boll touching Metal Gear would open a hole in the fabric of space time which even Vin Diesel could not repair. Vin might not be able to repair it, but he could, if he wanted, open a hole twice as big. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Shockeye on January 17, 2006, 10:16:20 AM All existence would wink out if Uwe Boll directs Vin Diesel in "Hitman".
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: schild on January 17, 2006, 10:17:23 AM It's bad enough you ruined my love of Jason Lee. Don't go where you're about to go.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Wolf on January 17, 2006, 10:35:45 AM I have a tradition with a friend. We gather at his place once a month or two and do a "lame movie night". Uwe Boll is featured frequently :)
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: schild on January 17, 2006, 10:39:01 AM Uwe Boll is featured frequently :) If he was featured more than 4 times, there's a problem. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Yegolev on January 17, 2006, 10:44:54 AM I don't know what that means. Which is probably good. A television trailer for Bloodrayne gathered a "WTF" from my non-gaming wife and my gaming friend. I used to think Zane was cool. Title: Re: Uwe Boll interview for Haemish's pleasure. Post by: Shockeye on January 17, 2006, 10:46:36 AM I used to think Zane was cool. Billy Zane used to be all kinds of cool. Maybe tonight I'll re-watch "Demon Knight" and pour out a 40oz for my dead-to-me homie. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Wolf on January 17, 2006, 10:52:48 AM Uwe Boll is featured frequently :) If he was featured more than 4 times, there's a problem. We saw one of them twice... so yeah. I think it was Alone in the Dark... There was a perfectly reasonable explanation for that, which unfortunatly eludes me right now. In other news - Yegolev make your next post count. Bide your time.... Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Yegolev on January 17, 2006, 11:06:39 AM I Bring Nothing to the Table (TM)
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Furiously on January 17, 2006, 11:44:48 AM Bring your stomach...
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on January 17, 2006, 12:04:55 PM /sadf for Billy Zane post Demon Knight.
Le sigh. Does anyone have a link to that Dungeon Siege trailer that's out which manages to suck, blow and die all at the same time? Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: schild on January 17, 2006, 12:19:17 PM No, but I have a link to the trailer for Ultraviolet. Basically Equilibrium with Milla Jovavich and a sword instead of Christian Bale and gun. Yea, it's done by the same guy. Dialogue is assy, but it'll be fantastic
Linky (http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/ultraviolet_trailer/High-Res.asp). Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on January 17, 2006, 01:11:37 PM Tasty. That looks like what Aeon Flux should have been.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Wolf on January 17, 2006, 02:32:10 PM Tasty. That looks like what Aeon Flux should have been. That was what I was thinking while watching it. Or I just had a hard on for Mila :heart: The only problem I can think of with this movie is that Mila's character is called Violet, hence Ultra-violet. Lame. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Evil Elvis on January 17, 2006, 07:18:27 PM Ultraviolet is going to be the best thing since The Matrix: Revolutions!
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Samwise on January 17, 2006, 07:51:24 PM The stuff in that trailer alone was better than anything in Revolutions. Revolutions wasn't even pretty to look at.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Der Helm on January 18, 2006, 04:10:58 AM [rerail] (kind of)
I thank this thread for my new avatar. [/rerail] Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Trippy on February 03, 2006, 08:35:52 PM Uwe Boll touching Metal Gear would open a hole in the fabric of space time which even Vin Diesel could not repair. No Dr. Boll on Metal Gear Solid movie: Kojima on Uwe Boll: "It's impossible" (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/03/kojima-on-uwe-boll-its-impossible/)Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on February 03, 2006, 10:03:32 PM Uwe Boll touching Metal Gear would open a hole in the fabric of space time which even Vin Diesel could not repair. No Dr. Boll on Metal Gear Solid movie: Kojima on Uwe Boll: "It's impossible" (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/03/kojima-on-uwe-boll-its-impossible/)"ME NO RIKEY BOLLERS! FUKA HIM!" Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Signe on February 04, 2006, 06:59:25 AM He's waving a sword around while shouting that, isn't he? That really made me laugh, especially since Righ read it to me with an accent.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Raging Turtle on February 04, 2006, 01:35:56 PM [rerail] (kind of) I thank this thread for my new avatar. [/rerail] I totally thought that was a picture of you until I read this. He looks like a normal guy. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Simond on February 05, 2006, 01:35:15 PM You were expecting horns, a forked tongue and slitted pupils perhaps?
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on February 06, 2006, 09:43:13 AM You were expecting horns, a forked tongue and slitted pupils perhaps? That's his underskin. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Der Helm on February 08, 2006, 01:24:03 AM [rerail] (kind of) I thank this thread for my new avatar. [/rerail] I totally thought that was a picture of you until I read this. He looks like a normal guy. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: schild on February 08, 2006, 01:27:24 AM Somehow I feel insulted :evil: Ya know, he wouldn't have made the mistake if your avatar was a closeup of Boll's eyes. Then we could've seen the deadlights. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Signe on February 08, 2006, 06:09:59 AM I thought it was Mika Hakkinen.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on February 08, 2006, 01:19:39 PM Because I hate you all.
Dungeon Siege Trailer (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/) Suffer, bitches. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Llava on February 08, 2006, 01:30:47 PM In a lot of ways, his movies are very profound.
I never know what to say after seeing one of the trailers for the first time. I feel as though my eyes have been opened, and I've become more aware of the world than I was before- that it is an awful, awful place. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Rasix on February 08, 2006, 02:27:33 PM Because I hate you all. Dungeon Siege Trailer (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/) Suffer, bitches. I hate you. I was having a bad enough day before watching that. Burt Reynolds looked like he was in pain in every scene. Matthew Lillard looked like he wanted nothing more in life than to be another Freddy Prinze Jr. movie. Jason Stratham is a kung fu farmer. And now playing the role of Ben Kingsley: Ray Liota. Someone garrotte me with a piece of floss, please. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Furiously on February 08, 2006, 02:41:48 PM how is darknesss worse then madness?
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Zetleft on February 08, 2006, 06:40:43 PM Why Ray Liotta..... why.
But damn there is nothing funnier then seeing Mathew Lillared yelping out "I am your king". Unintentionally hilarious. I am so usting that image as an avatar soon. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2006, 07:24:08 AM how is darknesss worse then madness? Because you know, it's darker and stuff. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: schild on February 15, 2006, 04:57:16 PM THE MAN IS FUCKING PSYCHO. SERIOUSLY. (http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=62899)
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Samwise on February 15, 2006, 05:00:30 PM Quote After Far Cry, maybe I'll go away from videogame-based movies. And everybody can be really happy about it. That is the most insightful thing I have ever heard him say. The part about everyone being really happy. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Fabricated on February 15, 2006, 05:22:15 PM Because I hate you all. Oh man. Burt. Burt. God, why Burt. Why couldn't you have simply been caught with a transvestite hooker and an 8-ball?Dungeon Siege Trailer (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/) Suffer, bitches. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Llava on February 15, 2006, 06:46:30 PM Quote "I'm in the movie - Uwe Boll will play a minor part. I get killed by my 'Boll haters'," he explains. So will he be getting real, er, Boll haters to play themselves? "Absolutely! I don't have a problem with that," Boll says. "I think I'd get thousands of extras doing that, coming to the set to track me down and lynch me!" And so my acting career begins! Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Abagadro on February 16, 2006, 12:04:29 AM I kept thinking two things during that trailor:
1) Master Thespian- "Acting!" 2) When they were swinging on the vines: "I'm coming!" (MST3K fans will understand and know the voice to use with this) Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Sky on February 16, 2006, 06:44:00 AM That interview is pretty funny stuff.
Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Furiously on February 16, 2006, 07:44:14 AM I kept thinking two things during that trailor: 1) Master Thespian- "Acting!" 2) When they were swinging on the vines: "I'm coming!" (MST3K fans will understand and know the voice to use with this) The swinging on the vines cracked me up mostly because they didn't look at all like trees that should have vines. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: HaemishM on February 16, 2006, 09:56:02 AM THE MAN IS FUCKING PSYCHO. SERIOUSLY. (http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=62899) Uwe Boll makes Serek Dmart and SirBruce look sane by comparison. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: WayAbvPar on February 16, 2006, 10:00:29 AM THE MAN IS FUCKING PSYCHO. SERIOUSLY. (http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=62899) Uwe Boll makes Serek Dmart and SirBruce look sane by comparison. Why don't you just say Hastur and complete the trifecta? Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: stu on May 24, 2008, 10:18:04 PM Necro!
A new Uwe Boll interview at Rotten Tomatoes: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/postal/news/1730319/ He's hyping the release of Postal and talks about how Costner almost played the lead in Dungeon Seige, lol. Quote ... it's not that I'm happy with the theatrical performance of my movies in the U.S. It's always interesting for me to see that outside the U.S. the movie is working. Dungeon Siege, like every single country it got released in, stayed three weeks in the top ten: Germany, Austria, Russia, Greece, Turkey...we stayed three weeks in the top ten in Germany and beat American Gangster, for example, and smashed Beowulf in the same weekend -- it's kind of strange, right? This is what I think: in the U.S. I don't get a decent release at all from the beginning on. If you would put $50 million in advertising in Dungeon Siege and have a real studio releasing it, it would also make a $50- or $60 million box office. Title: Re: All things Uwe Boll Post by: Selby on May 24, 2008, 10:23:17 PM Put $50mil into marketting a movie and get a $50-60mil box office? Why the fuck would you do that when the point of a movie is to make the studio money? Telling them to go out and blow $50mil on the hopes of making a profit of $5-10mil? What a moron.
Not to mention they did market the hell out of Dungeon Siege before it came out. His name was nowhere attached to it, yet it still did poorly. Maybe because the movie sucked? |