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Awesome.

So when a client has to run off to watch a game, I suppose he just leaves a towel on his hooker?

Yeah, I want to get my knob polished in a wooden shack called a SEX GARAGE.

World class football soccer, world class beer, and whores galore- I am in!

Hm. Anyone wanna go?

When is the world cup?

Next summer. You can probably go to Germany now though- get your drinking and whoring done early.

They're getting practice ahead of the Olympics. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=3604)

Price Check, Sex Garage #243?

can you super-size that?

Only if they offer gumjobs.

I'm pretty sure you don't want the Jumbo meal...

Shouldn't they have named it the Aphrodite?

I bet it turns in to a gaint fighting robot with a bow when Berlin is attack by monsters.

The Gamera Sutra?

Nice one.   :heart:

I do not want to know what that "bow" is loaded with.

I think that's a good point to declare that joke dead, before someone finds a picture of some sort...

As far as I know the largest brothel (http://www.pascha.de/index.html) is located in my home town, cologne.

Just a coincidence, I tell you.

Oh. And that link might not be safe for work.I know my company blocks it.

I find it both amusing and puzzling that the girls there apparently will do more than the ones in Amsterdam.

Though I am drawing my assumptions from what should be public knowledge.

Doing one thing right should be more than enough. Doing "more" is usually not a good thing.

I suppose it's unsafe if you're company is morally against cheesey sounding music sung in German.  I know I am.

I did not notice the music because I had my speakers turned off.

I apologize.

No, I mean, on the site it mentions cuddling and kissing.

That wouldn't fly in Amsterdam, especially the kissing (most of the time).

Also, they give you 30 minutes instead of 15.

Just making observations.

You know too much about Dutch brothels...

The women in the window fronts in Amsterdam look completely bored.  From what I understand from some of our more pervy friends (yes, Dave, mostly you) that expression never changes.  Regardless of what they may tell you in Amsterdam, also, many of those women are IV drug users... they just don't shoot up where it shows. 

PS  Most of them seem to be Indonesian, by the way.  Just wanted to mention for Paelos as he says he doesn't "do" Asians.  Unless he's not told me, (dammit!) as far as I know, he doesn't "do" anyone yet!  You're not holding back on us, are you, Paelos?

Just not a fan of Asians, Signe.

I do like Latinas, however.

Well, ok then.  Just make sure that when the big day happens, everyone here will be the first to know!

(some of us have money down on this)

Do you not fathom exactly how geeky it would be to proclaim the loss of your virginity first on a website? Only slightly worse that bringing it up in the first place.

Don't worry about your geekiness.  Let us worry about how geeky you are.  Anyway, how much more geeky can you even get?

Um, perhaps in the "Asian" area...but the majority of the RLD, from what I saw, consisted of white European-type girls.

And I saw it all.


Funny story. I was relaxing outside a coffee shop one night (OMG, drinking coffee, heh), and some girl just sat down and started talking to me. Apparently, she was a local University student, and also a professional harlot. She taught me a lot about the, um, local industry.

I thought the entire thing was somewhat hilarious...though I'm not sure if she was just bored and on break, or taking an odd route to pick up another john.

What?  You think I don't look everytime I go to Amsterdam?  They were mostly Indonesian everytime I looked.  Funny that... Gordon (who is Righ) amost never looks in the windows but I stare and stare and sometimes giggle.

I walked the entire area. I could draw you a damn map, and include the little sub-divisions such as "Black Girl Area", "Cosplay Row", "Asian Area", and "Old Nasty Lady Corner."

I had a lot of free time one night.

I bet your eyes have all sorts of social diseases.  You're a very pervy boy.  You should move to Arizona with the other pervy boys.

 :x

 :hello_kitty_2:

Prostitution is hard for governments.

For instance, here in Norway both buying and selling is legal. In Sweden, buying is illegal, so both sellers and buyers go to Norway or Denmark to "operate".

However, it's not considered a profession (according to the Supreme Court here), so the income is not taxed (unless you want to), and it does not require a work permit. Which means the market gets flooded by mostly Nigerian and Eastern European girls. They fill up the entirety of two streets in downtown Oslo all evening. The competition is so hard that prices have dropped to rock bottom (I have read), and some have started to operate more during the day. The overworked police only go after the pimps (since third parties are not allowed to make money off prostitution - perhaps what keeps the tax authorities at bay) and the occasional unofficial brothel (usually a downtown boarding house).

Politicans generally avoid the subject because of its ickiness. However, there are strong movements to try and move more in the direction of official brothels (Oslo used to have them 100+ years ago) which would help immensely on the abuse and hygiene problems. Ideally they should also recognise "sexual consultancy" or whatever as a profession, which would mean an end to the thousands trafficed in on tourist visas. IIRC Netherlands is the only European country where prostitutes are taxed and pay pension contributions.

By the way, is it true that half of the (female) prostitutes in San Francisco are undercover police trying to nail (in the police way!) people for "soliciting"? And is Nevada still the only state where prostitution is legal?

You are correct on the NL piece; those girls are even Unionized.

And I have no idea on Nevada. I was under the assumption that it was only legal in one county, which is where the Bunny Ranch is.

Eeww. Somewhere a geek just sprained his labum.

Well, by cosplay I mean one of the following "offerings":

1) Wonder Woman

2) Nurse

3) Some girl you went to, with the "pretext" of getting a massage. Yeah, right.

The rest, either had their curtains closed (either not currently in service, or "occupied"), or I simply didn't look too hard.

Not exactly the place you want to loiter.

Nevada is the only state where prostitution is legal, and even then only in certain areas (Las Vegas is not one of those areas) and in licensed brothels.

I doubt the 50% figure on SF prostitutes.  Most prostitution in SF is via massage parlors anyway, which isn't what the cops target so much (there's an occasional bust, but not enough to make any sort of dent).

What I was told is that prostitution is legal in Nevada, but local ordinances such as those in Las Vegas prohibit it.  Which makes plenty of sense to me.

You guys sure have collected a lot of data on hookers!  I bet the research was hard. 

The tools were.  The research was somewhat repetitive.

Ba-ZING! Score one for Yegolev.

/applause

The nevada thing is I believe controlled in county by county ordenances. So some counties allow it others do not. If you look up nevada brothels you can probably figure out which counties allow it because all the brothels are consolidated in the few where it is permited. From what I remember its mostly the more rural areas and not permitted near the big cities like vegas.


kaid

I remember the BBC had a documentary series about the Bunny Ranch place. They said that prostitution was legal in Nevada counties without a city, so yeah, basically in the rural areas.

It was mostly hands-on experiments.

Really have to put yourself into to it.

Exactly, you have to immerse yourself in the data.

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Too pervy?  :-D

No, I just want you to remember to use a tissue to wipe up your research.  No sense in mussing up the furniture.