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So.

A new game:

Who deserves YOUR kidney!

Who on the F13 boards would you give your kidney to?

I'd donate some fava beans and a nice chianti.

*bumpfuzzle* 

 :cthulu:

I would prefer to loan out a different organ. I will need it back though.

The realdoll gets my kidney.

I'd have to say Sky. It'd probably fail for everyone else.

This might just be a trainstop on the path to oblivion, but what the hell..

You lot can have all my organs... if you're willing to wait until I'm brain-dead.  Righ would always get my heart, WUA gets my middle finger and Daydreamer gets the bit he needs to become a man.  Everything else is up for grabs.

I just want to pick your brain. Is that OK?

Any of you are welcome to my kidney.  The doctor says that the blood leakage isn't too serious, but you'll have to get used to the change in the color of your urine.

Hello! Can we have your liver?! (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/ml/liver.wav)

(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/v-remove.jpg)

Err... it depends on what you mean by "pick".

I mean it in the non lethal way.

*Crosspost* You are an Ent (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ent.htm) (although you masquerade as a Coffee Klatch (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/coffeeklatch.htm)). I figured that there's much to learn.

The people who would get my kidney. Aside from Haemish.

Signe
Shockeye
Nix
Strazos
WayAbvPar
Voodoolily

The rest if you get like an eye. Or a liver. Maybe a spleen or some bone marrow.

You know, Rasix...

You should look on the bright side of life.

At least the post didn't derail into a grief thread.


(http://www.americanbean.org/BeanVarieties/Light%20Red%20Kidney.jpg)

Are you trolling?

Yep. Do I get a ban?

Just saying, technically we already had one of these (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=3909.0).

Signe gets my kidney, because she had nice things to say about me once upon a time.

The rest of you get my eyes, which have seen far to much because of this site.  :-D

I'd give Signe my left testicle.

I'm quite certain Righ wouldn't like that. But you never know.

Well, she already said everything else on her body was "up for grabs."  If she wasn't hinting towards boobs, then what else could that have possibly meant?  What else, I ask you?

I'd offer my kidney to whoever was willing to give me alot, more then many, multiple monies! None of yous is getting that baby for free.

Righ wouldn't mind.  He's a Scot, you know.  He has eaten Haggis. (insert forgotten vomiting emoticon here)

As for Llava... your mind has become broken.

I see very few similarities between that thread and this one.

Not sure anyone would want my organs, they could make good party jokes though.

Could they be novelty even?

I would wear your kidney on my head for silly hat day!  Woo hoo!

You could use my liver as a Futon. Or at least you could have back when I was drinking heavily (read: single). It rarely gets a good workout anymore. On the bright side, I can get out of bed before 10 am on weekends without wanting to take my own life.

Aww, you're such a sweet-pea! I'm honored to receive your hypothetical kidney. I'd give you my bone marrow!

Edit: actually, you could have my kidney. Bone marrow grows back, so what is it good for?

I hear it's really good on toast.

Wait.  What?  Kidneys don't grow back?

According to Anthony Bourdain, it tastes like the best butter in the world.


Any testers?

That's not what Tom Cruise has been telling me, and he knows kidneys, we don't.

I have, and I can't quite say I concur. It's more like meat-flavored jello with butter mixed in. Not my cup of tea.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

You don't know the history of kidneys. I do.

Yeah, I was chagrined to discover that it's not actually veal that I necessarily dislike, it's osso bucco. I tried some buffalo osso bucco last week, thinking, "Hey, I love buffalo. Why the fuck not?" All the connective tissue and grisly bits and greasy marrow almost made me gag. And I don't really dislike any food, so that's saying a lot.

I think Osso Bucco was one of the better Sopranos characters.