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Title: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: Shockeye on July 19, 2005, 12:10:43 PM Quote from: Pop Gadget Accessories for Lonely Men (http://www.popgadget.net/2005/07/accessories-for-lonely-men.html) Noam Toran designed eigth (concept) Accessories for Lonely Men that recreate some of the nice and bad aspects of a relationship. My favourite ones: During the night, the Sheet Stealer winds the bedclothes up into a tube attached to the side of the bed. Once woken by the cold, the sleeper can pull the sheet out again and reclaim it for himself. Once placed on the body, the steel finger of the Chest Hair Curler rotates gently, playing with his chest hair, while Shared Cigarette is intended to be used after a solitary sex act: it has two holes, one for cigarette, and the other for exhaling smoke. The rapid-fire Plate Thrower, on the other hand, is to be used in moments of high passion. The collection also includes a pair of cold feet like objects to place in the bed, an alarm clock that wakes you up by flicking a strand of hair across your face, and a device that expels breath-like bursts of warm air, to be placed on the pillow (picture above). All of them could work perfectly for Lonely Girls as well. I'll just pass on the Chest Hair Curler. Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: voodoolily on July 19, 2005, 12:16:08 PM If they really wanted one for the Lonely Girl they should make a "Boner Poker" that randomly pokes you in the thigh when you're sleeping.
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: Yegolev on July 19, 2005, 12:27:04 PM If they really wanted one for the Lonely Girl they should make a "Boner Poker" that randomly pokes you in the thigh when you're sleeping. That's not random, baby. Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: HaemishM on July 19, 2005, 12:35:47 PM And it's not supposed to be the thigh.
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: voodoolily on July 19, 2005, 12:37:54 PM What, is that thing a heat-seeking missile? When you're asleep it is still awake?
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: HaemishM on July 19, 2005, 12:43:22 PM There's a reason men are said to think with their dicks.
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: WayAbvPar on July 19, 2005, 12:52:24 PM If they really wanted one for the Lonely Girl they should make a "Boner Poker" that randomly pokes you in the thigh when you're sleeping. You act as thought we have some control over this. They are nearly as big a mystery to men as they are women. We can't hope to control it- all we can try to do is contain it. Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: tazelbain on July 19, 2005, 01:11:12 PM Like the Hulk....
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: Furiously on July 19, 2005, 01:13:35 PM Next thing you will tell me is you have never heard of deadly sperm buildup....
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: voodoolily on July 19, 2005, 01:22:11 PM Another item for the Lonely person in general is soap that comes complete with its own dark 'n curlies.
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: Llava on July 20, 2005, 03:50:26 AM Personally, when jabbing my girlfriend with my genitals as if to say "Hey, look what I still have!" I usually aim for the lower back, just over the butt. I think over the years she's actually gone numb in that spot, as she doesn't seem to notice anymore. Or she pretends not to notice.
Ah, the wonder that is the male psyche. So complex, and yet, so very very even more complex. Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: NiX on July 21, 2005, 09:30:03 AM What, is that thing a heat-seeking missile? If you wear ice packs in certain areas the guidance gets thrown off. Make your you cover your eye's though!Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: voodoolily on July 21, 2005, 10:02:08 AM Ah, the subtlety of the Boner Poke. Personally, I'm kind of a fan, but my girlfriends complain.
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2005, 10:11:42 AM GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!
Title: Re: Now when my wife leaves me, it'll be like she never did. Post by: Strazos on July 21, 2005, 10:35:11 AM It's all about "dotting the I's." (http://tuckermax.com/)
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