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Title: That's smurfy! Post by: Shockeye on July 19, 2005, 12:06:50 PM Quote from: Coming Soon The Smurfs Headed for the Big Screen (http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=10444) Source: Variety July 19, 2005 Paramount Pictures has acquired film rights to cartoon characters The Smurfs and set up development of a 3-D CG feature with producer Jordan Kerner and Nickelodeon Movies, reports Variety. Producers have conceived the project as a trilogy and are aiming to release the first film in 2008 to coincide with the 50th anniversary of The Smurfs. The studio has hired Herb Ratner to script. He recently wrote Mr. Lucky for Revolution and co-wrote Focus' Clean Break with Trevor Sands. The Smurfs originated in 1958 as a Belgian comic strip from Peyo (Pierre) Culliford. NBC launched The Smurfs in 1981, spawning 256 episodes and multiple Emmy awards. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Yegolev on July 19, 2005, 12:24:59 PM Can't wait to see how they fuck this one up. Adam Sandler as Papa Smurf?
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: voodoolily on July 19, 2005, 12:25:35 PM Oh Jesus smurfing Christ. They better not smurf it up, I have childhood memories at stake here.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: tazelbain on July 19, 2005, 12:27:30 PM I guess its about time to indoctrinate another generation of youth to the wonders of communism.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Yegolev on July 19, 2005, 12:28:10 PM And gangbanging.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: HaemishM on July 19, 2005, 12:31:02 PM Today is the day for stabbing gaggles of people in the face with my rigid penis I see.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Bunk on July 19, 2005, 12:51:09 PM The Smurfs - where the female gender is treated as an atribute on the same level as being grouchy or lazy. That's gonna go over well in todays day and age.
Just think, it will probably lead to a 3d computer animated Smurphette does the Village. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: WayAbvPar on July 19, 2005, 12:53:44 PM Today is the day for stabbing gaggles of people in the face with my rigid penis I see. It IS a day ending in Y, after all. I always hated the Smurfs. They were godawfully annoying and incredibly overexposed in their heyday. I hope this thing is a fucking trainwreck. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: voodoolily on July 19, 2005, 12:59:54 PM I loved them growing up, but not the Snorks. And PeeWee and the Magic Flute and Asterisk and Cleopatra are classic.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Fargull on July 19, 2005, 01:47:19 PM I hated the smurfs, but enjoyed the coleco game. Okay, now I feel stabby.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Murgos on July 20, 2005, 07:01:09 AM Hair Bears. People just don't believe that was actually a real cartoon when you tell them about it.
Three hippie bears, one wearing just a belt, vest and Afro excape from the zoo to have adventures. Oh, and they have an invisible motorcycle. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Signe on July 20, 2005, 07:13:10 AM (http://www.theinsanedomain.com/DCworld/ppictures/nov2002/smurf6.jpg)
Here is a pic of Smurfette doing Paelos. He's still a virgin because it was only Bill Clinton sex. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Merusk on July 20, 2005, 07:30:23 AM Hair Bears. People just don't believe that was actually a real cartoon when you tell them about it. Three hippie bears, one wearing just a belt, vest and Afro excape from the zoo to have adventures. Oh, and they have an invisible motorcycle. I remember that cartoon. Now I feel sad for my pathetic, wasted youth. Bring back Kidd Video & Captain Power, byotch! Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Johny Cee on July 20, 2005, 06:33:57 PM Hair Bears. People just don't believe that was actually a real cartoon when you tell them about it. Three hippie bears, one wearing just a belt, vest and Afro excape from the zoo to have adventures. Oh, and they have an invisible motorcycle. Heh.... I remember that. USA network used to have all the shitty Hanna Barbera cartoons fromt he 70s on in the afternoon. So bad, you couldn't stop watching. What about Johnny Quest? Perhaps the most ethnocentric cartoon ever. Well... next to the black and white Daffy Duck tormenting the overwieght Irishman, with occasional blackface. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Signe on July 20, 2005, 08:36:09 PM (http://www.theinsanedomain.com/DCworld/ppictures/nov2002/smurf6.jpg) Here is a pic of Smurfette doing Paelos. He's still a virgin because it was only Bill Clinton sex. I'll get them for that! Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Paelos on July 20, 2005, 08:47:03 PM I cannot even freaking imagine what that was.
That sort of scares me though. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Murgos on July 21, 2005, 05:13:38 AM (http://www.eng.usf.edu/~wjohnso7/images/smurf6.jpg)
Hosted for you. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: Evangolis on July 21, 2005, 05:46:34 AM Hair Bears. People just don't believe that was actually a real cartoon when you tell them about it. Three hippie bears, one wearing just a belt, vest and Afro excape from the zoo to have adventures. Oh, and they have an invisible motorcycle. Heh.... I remember that. USA network used to have all the shitty Hanna Barbera cartoons fromt he 70s on in the afternoon. So bad, you couldn't stop watching. What about Johnny Quest? Perhaps the most ethnocentric cartoon ever. Well... next to the black and white Daffy Duck tormenting the overwieght Irishman, with occasional blackface. Harvey Birdman on Comedy Central, Adult Swim: Race Bannon sueing Dr Quest for Palimony and custody of the boys. My heart warms at the memory. Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2005, 08:54:22 AM I love me some Harvey Birdman.
Title: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: tazelbain on July 21, 2005, 10:38:37 AM I love me some Harvey Birdman. Black Watch PlaidTitle: Re: That's smurfy! Post by: HaemishM on July 21, 2005, 12:52:59 PM f13 has installed cameras in the bathrooms.
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