f13.net

It had to happen.

http://katamariagain.ytmnd.com/

http://rumsfeldthriller.ytmnd.com/

http://loopy.ytmnd.com/

http://classicsnoop.ytmnd.com/

http://jumponit.ytmnd.com/

http://vadercoaster.ytmnd.com/

http://bogus.ytmnd.com/

http://petercopter.ytmnd.com/

http://ssjconan.ytmnd.com/

http://matrixonnes.ytmnd.com/

http://conanzeromus.ytmnd.com/

http://penguins.ytmnd.com/

http://jayshermanislarrylaffer.ytmnd.com/

http://likeyoumeanitblow.ytmnd.com/

http://daftpunkosaka.ytmnd.com/

http://starwarsepisode3.ytmnd.com/

http://everyoneaids.ytmnd.com/

http://thedudeworksit.ytmnd.com/

http://nmbb.ytmnd.com/

http://ackbarrave.ytmnd.com/

http://attackofthehasselhoff.ytmnd.com/

http://silentfilmstarwars.ytmnd.com/

http://hornychinessekids.ytmnd.com/

http://threesecondsmores.ytmnd.com/

http://bonjourallosalut.ytmnd.com/

http://robocosby.ytmnd.com/ ( a take off an utterly insane cosby sound clip, as featured here: http://pokecosby.ytmnd.com/ )

http://do-the-emo.ytmnd.com/

http://pulpfictionedited.ytmnd.com/

http://acepwnsatddr.ytmnd.com/

http://notoriousjth.ytmnd.com/

http://earthbound.ytmnd.com/

http://darthvaderno.ytmnd.com/

http://pikachulovestits.ytmnd.com/

http://kickback.ytmnd.com/

http://rcld.ytmnd.com/

http://arnieadvert.ytmnd.com/

http://furyofthepope.ytmnd.com/

http://piratevsninja.ytmnd.com/

http://cartoonallstarstotherescue.ytmnd.com/

http://britishelection.ytmnd.com/

http://smileyfactory.ytmnd.com/

http://oprah1986.ytmnd.com/

http://cstwilightzone.ytmnd.com/

http://badraffi.ytmnd.com/

http://r2dildo.ytmnd.com/

http://vader-obiwan.ytmnd.com/

http://gabbo.ytmnd.com/

http://whatisqueen.ytmnd.com/

http://mrtlecture.ytmnd.com/

http://floor.ytmnd.com/

http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/

I am a stranger in a strange land.

What the holy fucking shit is this?

I'm getting to old for this whole internet thing. Can somebody explain this to me and point out... oh, TWO links worth clicking here. And please tell me why I should.

It's "You're the Man Now Dog". A long time ago someone made a website with that very address and a picture of Sean Connery with the text infinitely shadowed. For some reason it became a popular grief link, and now ytmnd lets you make your own.

99.9999% of them are retarded and not funny, but there's something amusing for everyone if you look.

Hmm...Maybe I'm not alone, after all.

Thanks.

I love you Hanzii.  Now I don't feel like such an ID 10 T.

Last night I cut my thumb really bad opening a beer for my husband.   :?

Pfft.  Click the "Matrix on NES" one and tell me that game doesn't look more fun than the movie.

http://matrixonnes.ytmnd.com/

I thought the Gabbo one was funny.

I find the Picard ones oddly amusing.

Winner.

Attack of the Hasselhoff made me giggle, mostly because of the music.


That's from a Family Guy if I recall, when Stewie went on Kids Say the Darndest Things.

Anal surgery is more fun than that movie.

Shit vadercoaster made the whole thing worthwhile. ><

http://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com/

Man, I miss MST3K

http://heckler.ytmnd.com/

I love Georgle Carlin.

http://kombatbike.ytmnd.com/ (http://kombatbike.ytmnd.com/)

Nigga Kombat!

Edit: for Mortal Kombat! Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun-Dun ...

Been there, done that.

Bah, thread searching is for the weak! Besides, his lacks KOMBAT!

Anger management issues + World of Warcraft: http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

Further in the Nigga Stole My Bike derivatives: http://moorcovetedsteed.ytmnd.com/

Ok, now those were fucking funny.

Holy shit.  :-o  That dude has problems.

The site is made wrong, though.  It's for DAoC.  Cloudsong is an artifact, and if you listen you'll notice one of them says "It's Mordred, get used to it."  To my knowledge, there is no Cloudsong in WoW.

Huh, go figure.

http://cloudsongadvice.ytmnd.com/

I also used the site to make pages totally 100% pitching my favorite cult movie for free.

http://americanastronaut.ytmnd.com
http://billynayershow.ytmnd.com

To sort of continue the trend:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=157

Which bit of trivial American culture did I miss that made the whole 'Nigga Stole My Bike' thing dreadfully unfunny to me ?

None, it's about as amusing after the first 10 seconds as the seeping crotchrot.

But the Sonic/Cloudsong melding? Genius.

One: I would watch this show. (http://inspector.ytmnd.com/)
Two: Yeah, Chairman Kaga .. complete with a totally Chairman Kaga outfit. (http://takeshikaga.ytmnd.com/)
Three: M.C. Escher's Relativity in Lego. (http://legoescher.ytmnd.com/)
Four: This is essentially what it would be like if people talked like they posted. The guitar in the background sells it. (http://thsishit.ytmnd.com/)

Holy shit.  I'm suprised that kid didn't drop from an aneurism about halfway thought that.  That easily trumps every single temper tantrum I've ever seen and it's over a pixelated item.  Wow. 

People took ninja'ing entire MC mobs better than that.

Ok, four was damned funnah.

Yeah, #4 was like the embodiement of WoW Forum boards in Flash.

Man, fuck a bunch of quick time.

For some reason, I can't get it to play nice with Firefox.  The "manual install" basically tells me to get iTunes and Quick Time.  I just want goddamn QT, not  iTunes.

This is what I get for being a late adopter.

The same bit the made Napoleon Dynamite incomprehensible to German aquaintances of mine, I suppose.

Too bad I'm white, 'cuz nigga stole my bike would be the best ringtone EVAR.

http://diemotherfuckers.ytmnd.com/

Pure class.

No, he just missed Mike Tyson's Punchout. What really makes that one funny is the fact that out of context is does just look like nigga stole little Mac's bike. And that's teh funnehs.

Funny. Probably NSFW. (http://niggadobest.ytmnd.com/)

http://niggastoleourbike.ytmnd.com/

http://petergriffonlives.ytmnd.com/

Yeah, I thought that was pretty good as well.

Though it looks fake; It appears the author screwed up with the smoother tool a bit in Photoshop.

Who gives a fuck, it's funny.

http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/

http://bushlovesitbald.ytmnd.com/

http://marioevolution.ytmnd.com/

http://ahastolemystapler.ytmnd.com/

http://hughley.ytmnd.com/

http://zeldahotcoffee.ytmnd.com/

http://rockinwalken.ytmnd.com/

http://hentaipokemonmayharuka.ytmnd.com/

This is the only Fatboy Slim song I'll listen to, and it's purely for that video.  It's fantabulawesome.

Walken doesn't get enough love.

Get the full dose of love here:

http://www.astralwerks.com/fbs/woc/

Those are horrible wallpapers...Use some fucking Photoshop skills besides adding text.

I made that one

You get a thumbs up, good sir.

http://whatisaho.ytmnd.com/

I would have said "hoe" as well. Dumb "single correct answer" hosts.

A Rake? Are you fucking kidding me?

That answer may have made sense if the second part of the answer was "a thief or brigand."

Well, according to dictionary.com, a rake is a libertine, and a libertine is a sexually promiscuous man, so it sounds correct.  But yes, judges should have given thumbs up on that.

http://goodoldays.ytmnd.com/

About $1 for Premium....

Current prices are one their way to making me a Sad Panda.   :crying_panda:

I'm impressed by the effort put into some of these.

http://ahastolemystapler.ytmnd.com/   (Edit: doh, just noticed already posted above)

http://whatisnes.ytmnd.com/

With the second one there...the likeness to Chris Katan, Jim Carrey, and Will Ferrel is really quite good.

The original:

http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/

Examples of the endless derivatives:

http://whatishl.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisbobross.ytmnd.com/
http://whatishl.ytmnd.com/
http://whatis88.ytmnd.com/
http://whatistiger.ytmnd.com/
http://earthbound.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisstarwars.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisaha.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisalan.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisqb.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisstooge.ytmnd.com/
http://eniac.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisjones.ytmnd.com/

.. so on, so forth .. YTMND is a meme spawner.

Ok, moving on

Professor X had ONE weakness! (http://profx.ytmnd.com/)

... which spawned ...

Professor X had ONE strength! (http://professorstrength.ytmnd.com/)

Professor X had ONE talent! (http://professordancing.ytmnd.com/)

okay, two (http://profxbreakdance.ytmnd.com/)

I'm sorry, I'd look at those links, but I can't take my eyes off Mr. T doing The Robot.

And if it was broadcast in the 18th century.

I think this one covers pretty much everything:
http://kirbyhasfadpower.ytmnd.com/

Sigh....just reminds me that 80s pop WTFPWNS 90s/Current Pop.

(http://www.montykins.com/mkins/images/outsidesign.jpg)

 :sad_panda:

This one makes me giggle for no discernable reason:

http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/

"lol, internet", indeed.

One for schild:  http://catgirls1.ytmnd.com/

I have something else for Schild then. (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2721) Possibly NSFW

I finally had the chance to cash in on a fad.

Today, I kicked up Photoshop and made

Professor X's Weaknesses Through History (http://profxhistory.ytmnd.com/)

I've made a few, none of them are anything spectacular but they seem to be getting good ratings:

http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/49213

http://japanisnotoriginalatanime.ytmnd.com/

Art.

For the baseball fans on the board, I found these to be pretty funny:

http://baseballcrash.ytmnd.com/
http://kickedcunt.ytmnd.com/
http://kennyrogersbad.ytmnd.com/ (Poorly done, but I liked the idea)
http://baseballowned.ytmnd.com/
http://especiallykenny.ytmnd.com/
http://toriihunterowned.ytmnd.com/ (Sound made this one)
http://deadpooloneweakness.ytmnd.com/ (Samprimary's favorite fad spreads)
http://beltran.ytmnd.com/  (Kenrick may appriciate this)
http://baseballpunch.ytmnd.com/
http://kruksucks.ytmnd.com/

I think I could come up with several much more humerious than most of the baseball related ones, but I'm lazy.

roofles, most are probably NSFW

http://ohthatwasgay.ytmnd.com/
http://emosong.ytmnd.com/
http://mytur.ytmnd.com/
http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/
http://applefacesreality.ytmnd.com/
http://myspacefails.ytmnd.com/

EDIT: Just found this: http://starfireravenhentai.ytmnd.com/ It's actually totally SFW, regardless of the url.

http://goddessbunny.ytmnd.com/

Okey dokey folks, what the hell is this?

All the king's whores and the king's hottest wench couldn't put Schild back together again.

Wait, you have a dancing Mr. T avatar and you actually dare to ask such a question?

I dared ask, and I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW. (http://www.sterilecowboys.org/archive3/BUNNY.mov)

I should really den this part of the thread. But I'm losaodfjaing conastroal of my bodiadfaskfly fsadunctions at asn alarmering radfajfdaoste.

Hey, how joo know me!  ^_^

We don't miss the fucker or his $120 million salary at all. (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=7269)

Original

http://iamagreatshooter.ytmnd.com/

Fads

http://abcytmnd.ytmnd.com/

better than ep III

http://starwarsglammetal.ytmnd.com/

'hentai waiting to happen'

http://hentai.ytmnd.com/

http://emo8bit.ytmnd.com/

http://spidermanlearnsalesson.ytmnd.com/

http://jokerandlex.ytmnd.com/

This one's called "The Hellen Keller Experience"

http://hellen.ytmnd.com/

http://averagebattlefield2game.ytmnd.com/

http://tigerzelda.ytmnd.com/

Funnier than anything has a right to be.

I can't stop laughing at this one.  Dear god.

And can anybody make out what the subliminal message is thats flashing over it?  I think I can make out that the bottom word is children.  Which makes me worry what the top word is.

It looks like "EAT YOUR CHILDREN".  No idea why that would be there.

It is.

Sorry, but that music is not glam metal. It's closer to the Manowar style. Maybe doom metal.

The picture is glamish though.
I so need tyo replace this "U R not allow3d" GeForce 4 card of mine so I can blow up my teammates in BF2. His Noodly Appendage commands it!

http://requiemforaburger.ytmnd.com/

http://archiebeat.ytmnd.com/

http://pac-conan.ytmnd.com/

http://rabbijacob.ytmnd.com/

http://zangla.ytmnd.com/

You gonna post that last one in the storm thread?

http://ladyvsrc.ytmnd.com/

Yeah, saw that one earlier today.  A friend of mine has that exact same RC truck.  Its big, gas powered, and heavy.  That had to REALLY hurt.

I figure, hey, it's a YTMND thread ..

http://tetriskatrina.ytmnd.com/

Le'art. (http://goldfarmer.ytmnd.com/)

http://pedoclock.ytmnd.com/

http://bushniggas.ytmnd.com/

http://nokatamaricleanup.ytmnd.com/

http://goodbyegraphicscard.ytmnd.com/

http://emosong.ytmnd.com/

/ edit

You guys said early DC could be really fucking wierd.

I believe you.

http://jokergoat.ytmnd.com/

http://angryaries.ytmnd.com/

Small-time comedian getting mad because he's not funny. Also, he think he's tough because he's black.

I'm assuming his temper tantrum is funnier than his standup.

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

GO ADAM WEST

Haven't seen this one yet here.

http://imablowthismofoup.ytmnd.com/


EDIT:  :roffle: http://racistfootball.ytmnd.com/

Awesome.

http://faustria.ytmnd.com

http://krullraves.ytmnd.com/
Someone clearly doesn't know their Krull from their Conan.



I'm sorry, did I actually just type that?

http://contrarnold.ytmnd.com/

http://keepontruckin.ytmnd.com/

No, I've got no idea either.

lol, internet.

Has anyone made a Kayne West YTMND? With images of Bush kissing black babies and thumbs-ups with black folks and whatnot? Someone should, dammit!

Edit: is it the one above? I'm too lazy to look at all of these.

There is a Kanye West one, but it's just him and Mike Myers standing there with the "George Bush doesn't care about black people." looping.  It's posted up there somewhere.

http://ayumukasugaosakaazumangadaiohkills.ytmnd.com/

Posting this mainly for the length of the URL.

http://katritahax.ytmnd.com/

 :hello_kitty:

I'll raise.

http://mooreisfatduhimstoopidilikeanncoulterandchickenfries.ytmnd.com/

Wondillyunderful.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Not safe for sane people.

http://christmasoctopus.ytmnd.com/

http://jsneedstechsupport.ytmnd.com/


For Schild's inner goth. (http://whatisgoth.ytmnd.com/)

That looks like a video-game sprite...where the heck did it come from?

Some of these are hilarious.

Nigga stole my bike is awesome. The fact that it really does sound like an NES game is great. (I'm a sucker for all NES related comedy) Tentacle Porn waiting to happen was great because of the music. (And I used to play MSHvSF all the time...) The leet-speak Katrina was was funny, as was the compilation of different fads.

Which reminds me...when the new Potter book was came out a couple months ago I saw two cute girls on the street, both with Harry Potter shirts. One had a tight "Republicans for Voldemort" shirt on over her um...perky...chest. It was both wrong right on so many levels. I assume Voldemort is the bad guy...what is the spoiler that appears in some of the ytmd things? Was that a real spoiler?

Yes.  At the end of the most recently released book, <deep breath OMGSPOILER> Snape kills Dumbledore!!

Severus Snape, a teacher who has until now been sort of the loyal opposition (antagonist to Harry, but generally on the right side and fighting against Voldemort who is The Big Bad), has been a favorite of a lot of fans... particularly women, for whatever reason.  It broke a lot of those girls' hearts to find out that he was actually evil all along, and that he wasn't a diamond hidden deep in a chunk of coal.  Something, apparently, J.K.Rowling wanted to tell her female fans- If a guy acts like a dick, he's probably a dick.

Now, of course, you can read the Harry Potter thread we have here for people theorizing about whether or not Snape REALLY killed Dumbledore (Dumbledore, by the way, is the head of the school and is pretty much the nice old guy who's always there to hep out Harry when needed, not to mention an extremely powerful wizard... supposedly the strongest aside from Voldemort) or even if Dumbledore's really dead whether or not that means that Snape is actually evil as it might have been some sort of pre-planned "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than etc etc" or something having to do with Unbreakable Vows and Snape acting as a super secret sextuple agent to infiltrate Voldemort's followers, sacrifice for the greater good, etc etc.

I haven't read a single Harry Potter book.  But I'm pretty sure that's accurate.

Scarily so.

That's one that really payoffs your patience. Very funny.

Roofles, I've had support calls that go almost just like that.  Usually not as inventive, but all the basic elements are there.

Can anyone give me some help on gettring background sounds a'la the ones in ytmnd's to work with Firefox?  It always tells me to install quicktime, which is installed, but it still doesn't work.  Helpa?

The gothified "What is love?" song is disturbingly catchy.

It sounded like Manson... like it was a live performance and they broke into that from their cover of Tainted Love (listen, you hear the trademark "BOOP BOOP" from Tainted Love in it)

I just gave up and c&p the URL into explorer now.  I think quicktime doesn't want to play nice with Firefox.

http://rapidshare.de/files/5448328/themdp_whatislove.mp3.html
(Link taken straight from that YTMND's comments page, so no idea if it's still working).

Heh nice remix. By Russians, no less.

That's what I've always done... I just figured my dumb ass wasn't smart enough to discover the trick.  Guess not!

It is.  Thanky.  :-D

NSFW, but brilliant. (http://themusicofmygroin.ytmnd.com/)

I can only assume that "brilliant" in your world means not funny at all.

I didn't say funny.

I can only assume that "brilliant" in your world means not funny good at all.

I didn't find it particularly amusing.  This one is just weird: http://iwillrapeyou.ytmnd.com

I could make a similar joke about Megaman and my crotch.

Would that be brilliant?

http://takethatyoubitch.ytmnd.com/

Groins are funny...just because...or something...quick give those guys a "genius grant" stat!

http://pspwned.ytmnd.com/

The winning bidder, camera4gf. Nice.

Excellent.  I've paid a lot more than that for box....

Emosong wins this thread, hands down.

"My parents don't understand me at all.  They called me 'gay' after seeing me kiss a guy.  Well, a couple guys.  I mean, we are in the 2000s now.  Can't somebody make out with two or four dudes and not be gay?  Chicks dig that anyway..."

http://cheerstoyourthemannowdog.ytmnd.com/

http://boilemmashmem.ytmnd.com/
Damn now I’m hungry.

http://lotrfinalbattlecatapultboromir.ytmnd.com/
I would have watched that movie.

http://tie.ytmnd.com/
Le art.

http://aznualuealuea.ytmnd.com/
This shit scared me more than The Ring.

http://yeolderoxbury.ytmnd.com/
Another one

Edit: more!

http://katieholmes.ytmnd.com/
Sonic cares!

http://hitlercountry.ytmnd.com/
Schild?

http://germans.ytmnd.com/
Schild sings?

http://parishiltonsexclip.ytmnd.com/
... I know I didn't.

http://schiavoworksit.ytmnd.com/
she is so glad to be dead!

http://soadwinsgooddaysir.ytmnd.com/
good just for the music

http://meandyou.ytmnd.com/
I never understood that "so how is the weather" line till now.

http://sexcausescancer.ytmnd.com/
Pull this up if your girl ever asks why you won’t go down on her.

http://oshirikai.ytmnd.com/
Who says there is no role playing in games anymore.

And the gratuitous pussy shots.
http://tiredpussy.ytmnd.com/
http://kittys.ytmnd.com/

http://www.surfdog.com/rc/media/richardcheese-afd-preview-mix.mp3

Richard Cheese
Lounge Against The Machine

Just in case people wanted more.

If you saw Dawn of the Dead, it was him doing the Disturbed cover.

http://wonkajackson.ytmnd.com/

This one is funny, but you feel oddly dirty the longer it goes on.

I did wonder who the hell it was doing The Sickness Meets Jeeves And Wooster.  I thought it might have been Disturbed taking the piss out of themselves at some level !

Winner, but you have to listen for about 3 minutes. (http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com/)

I can't get to these at work, but even looking at the link :  I can tell this is the dialogue from 'Extras' that featured Patrick Stewart talking about his new movie where women's clothes fall off ?  "They try to cover up, but it's too late, I've seen everything."

If so, you NEED to download the full clip :  The facial expressions make the scene.  Patrick Stewart is Luv.

(of course if I'm wrong then you, as a mod, can delete MY ENTIRE POST WITH FRESHNESS POWA !!!)

It's episode 6. Downloading it now.

http://picardriker.ytmnd.com/

This one is for Sobelius...enjoy!

http://bodyslam.ytmnd.com/

This amused me.

I'm very tired, was watching TV and this is the genius I come up with. Someone remind me to sleep more often. (http://smallville.ytmnd.com/) And not to make gifs so big.

Edit: Made the image a lot more palatable. Thank god for "edit."

http://yearoftheowl.ytmnd.com/

cliffordmeetsliljon.ytmnd.com (http://CliffordMeetsLilJon.ytmnd.com)
HotBitch.ytmnd.com (http://HotBitch.ytmnd.com)

original contributions from yours truly

and the piece de resistance

FlowerForAPrince.ytmnd.com (http://FlowerForAPrince.ytmnd.com)

Rofl.[/b] (http://wiki.ytmnd.com/)

This one's for Ironwood. (http://youarecorrectsir.ytmnd.com/)

That kicks ass.

Many thanks.  The wife, who's sick of it already, would like you to die in a car fire.  kthx.


(But I like it...)

Mission accomplished on both counts, then.

I hate Quicktime.

http://soulrly.ytmnd.com/

http://orangestory.ytmnd.com/

http://emoorangesmovie.ytmnd.com/

http://naziforest.ytmnd.com/

http://wilmaflorida.ytmnd.com/ (again, just not safe)

http://nazitetris.ytmnd.com/

http://legodeath.ytmnd.com/

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/ (actually safe)

http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/ (same)

http://tinafeyface.ytmnd.com/

http://halface.ytmnd.com/

http://darthfacial.ytmnd.com/

http://han-dcfe.ytmnd.com/

http://emokidsfacialexpressions.ytmnd.com/

http://animegirlsexpression.ytmnd.com/

http://ytmnd-soundtrack.ytmnd.com/

 :rock_hard:

Koboshi's YTMNDs part dux.
I seek redemption through cliches...
Hot is my dog (http://himd.ytmnd.com)
Former seamstress wants to know... (http://idfuckme.ytmnd.com)
Forget about Snape! (http://MadEyePeppers.ytmnd.com)

Ok the hot is my dog is pretty funny.

I don't get the seamtress one at all.

Have we had any of the "Duck Tales theme in Finnish" variations yet?

http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/

Yep.. an oldie but a goodie.  One of my favorite ytmnd's of all time.

The image is from Silence of the Lambs. I assume it's meant to make you go WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

Which it did.

Check out the video i posted in useless videos for a bit more about that image.

Blowing my own trumpet somewhat (oo-er missus, etc etc): http://benevercantell.ytmnsfw.com/
(Not NSFW, just that a mod there has a hate on for WoW-related YTMNDs)

+

http://elftwist.ytmnd.com/

+

http://realbedancesong.ytmnd.com/

=

Wonder why anyone would hate such pure blinding genius.

http://regenre.ytmnd.com/

99.9% of the "What is Love" variants are pure garbage, but this is pure luv  :heartbreak:

EDIT: Funniest WoW one ever! http://wowaids.ytmnd.com/

The wall street journal seems to enjoy ytmnd as well.

http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB112801537556955862-lMyQjAxMDE1MjA4NzAwMTc1Wj.html

http://ababaokido.ytmnd.com/

I cant stop staring at this one for some god damned reason.

http://anightatthehothberry.ytmnd.com/

http://ytmndgameboy.ytmnd.com/

http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

http://blueballtragedy.ytmnd.com/

http://frenchriotlol.ytmnd.com/

http://ipodnanooo.ytmnd.com/

http://booksyourkidsshouldntread.ytmnd.com/

http://pspwned.ytmnd.com/

http://lolgoogle.ytmnd.com/

http://americastairs.ytmnd.com/

http://ytmndgameboy2.ytmnd.com/

Art. But for different reasons.

The google one is kind of funny, at work one time I was looking for information on some weird Java problem I had. I was looking for something like:
com.sun.ImageWatcher

And google said:

Are you sure you didn't mean "com.sun.asswatcher"?

Yeah...pretty sure.

or this one...

http://googlebritney.ytmnsfw.com/

Which one of us hasn't been there?

http://hentaigf.ytmnd.com/ (Surprisingly, safe for work)

le art:

http://hollabackperrin.ytmnd.com/

I saw something and an overpowering instinct took over my soul, telling me "YOU MUST YTMND THIS".

And so I did.

And so I submit it to you all.

http://hentaihistory.ytmnd.com/

He obviously mistook a virgin sacrifice to Cthulhu for early 19th century hentai. What a noob.

http://leeroyfor1000.ytmnd.com/

I have no words.

Your mother...Trebek.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

I don't remember the rest, but your mother is a whore.

WTF...I always hated that on College Jeopardy when they would ask comic book questions and thinkgs like that. These aren't 12-year-olds.

Leeroy Jenkins is a hero?

I think if I was on the show I would play dumb even though I know the answer. Maybe after Trebek read the answer I would shake my head like "wtf is he talking about?" Either that or just yell "LEEEEEROOOOOOOY" but not actually answer the question.

I think the middle dude knew the answer, but was too ashamed of his inner nerdiness to say it.

Wow....This speaks of things to come.

[edit] I always wondered though. Do Scotsmen really ever say "Mother", or do they say "Mum" like the Brits?

http://peanutbutterbriantime.ytmnd.com/

Maw.

That was fast.   My wife just shook her head at me when I broke in and changed it from Desperate Housewives.

In case your reaction to that scene last night was "WHAT THE FUCK?", this (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/donkey/donkey.htm) should help explain it for you.

Or maybe not.

Do not diss the joy that is Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

Did someone already post this one?

http://olmecguide.ytmnd.com/

I'm probably the only one who will find this funny.  Still:
http://freakyoutie.ytmnd.com/

http://ghostbusters360.ytmnd.com/

Retrogaming that never happened.
Part 1: http://sephirothinflames.ytmnd.com/
Part 2: http://atariff7.ytmnd.com/

I lolled:

http://angstonizer.ytmnd.com/

http://meetdeath.ytmnd.com/

I could watch that all day.

Can't resist a good ToonTown ytmnd!  :-D

http://toontown.ytmnd.com/

What’s with this one link per post crap? For those who don’t surf YTMND here’s some recent (and not so recent but still funny) YTMNDs.

http://dbzsumo.ytmnd.com/ I didn’t know sumo was that cool!
http://youmustchoose.ytmnd.com/ wait i could have chosen the girl instead!!!
http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/ more people should do this kind of crap
http://jamestown.ytmnd.com/ damn wish I had thought of that
http://heyradcliffe.ytmnd.com/ you want to do something dirty? Go search Hermione on YTMND :shudder:

YTMND can be informative too! Just watch these enlightening presentations
http://segafailuresaves.ytmnd.com/
http://xcast.ytmnd.com/
http://mathsucks.ytmnd.com/
http://mathowns.ytmnd.com/
http://lolpi.ytmnd.com/

Now back to the simple minded!
http://ashleygrahamtribute.ytmnd.com/ the first step is admitting you have a problem (read the red)
http://nhow.ytmnd.com/ thank god my parents didn’t find one of these when I was a kid
http://guinnessmessup.ytmnd.com/ oh SNAP!
http://animerapeng.ytmnd.com/ :-o
http://smallpc7.ytmnd.com/ i didn't know... now i do
http://pimpsprayer.ytmnd.com/ boondocks rules
http://orlysextape.ytmnd.com you know there 15 minutes are up when they put out a sex tape
http://uddance.ytmnd.com/ hey Simond, try harder

Ronald McDonald learns about speeding
http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com Ronald doesn’t care about black people[\s] the speed limit
http://ronaldinsquadcar.ytmnd.com/ he had to learn the hard way

For those who wanted to know what I was ripping off with former seamstress wants to know...
http://dywtfm.ytmnsfw.com/ this was first
http://youdhitit.ytmnd.com/ then this

http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com/ Come on, let’s see some decent YTMNDs from you all!

http://batmanistehgay.ytmnd.com/

Someone tell me this is photoshopped and not from a real Batman comic.

Please.

I did like the Fleur Delacour one.

Though I'm glad I'm the IT Manager and responsible for the Not Safe For Work reports....

That's real... from the 60's. They obviously didn't mean touch as in physically and dirtily, but still it's very funny now.

I just want to know where in the hell that version of Girl from Ipanema came from. That cheesy organ totally rocks.  :rock_hard:

The fastest YTMND fad ever.

http://myspacide.ytmnd.com/

That's the first one. The one that started it all. If you do a search for "myspace suicide" you'll get 10 pages as of this post. There's just so many. And some of them... really really fucking funny.

Edit: http://swgsuicide.ytmnd.com/ - lol

Wow, too bad almost every single one of those "firsts" are WRONG.

If there is a hell, I'm pretty sure most of those page creators are going to it.  :-P

 :roffle:

http://goatse360faceplate.ytmnd.com/

(yes, it's worksafe)

See, I'd get that faceplate if I had a 360. Just because someone looked at Goatse.cx long enough to Photoshop it.

http://vadersuicide.ytmnsfw.com/

The sound really makes this one.

http://isjesusblack.ytmnd.com/

Genius.

EDIT: http://military.ytmnd.com/  Oddly arousing.

http://seizureohmygod.ytmnd.com/

NSFE(pileptics)

Those are from some thread we had awhile back on hot soldier chicks.

Tooting my horn a little bit here... pic was taken by yours truly this past weekend at my nephew's birthday party.  :-D

http://pinatalooter.ytmnd.com/

Nice.

Also, good sound.  From CB4, good movie.

For some strange reason, this one amuses the hell out of me.

http://kramerpimp.ytmnd.com/

My contribution to the tardness that is the intarweb.

http://staplerway.ytmnd.com/

This will probably den this thread but good.

This one could've gone in the WoW forums. Classic

http://revolutioncraft.ytmnd.com/

The girl singing the song used to be a DJ on a local radio station that's now gone. She now works on a local TV station for kids as a host. YTV.

Le awesome.

Banana banana banana terra cotta banana terra cotta terra cotta pie (http://bananabananaterracottapie.ytmnd.com/)

(I just bought this album,  have had this bit stuck in my head for a couple days now, very glad to find a YTMND already made for it)

The "real" Sugar Baybee, aside from actualy sounding like that, is a certifiable hottie (http://www.sugabaybee.com/resume.htm).

I am ashamed to admit it, but I really enjoyed the Conan ytmnd series.

(http://www.sugabaybee.com/PhotoGallery/StephanieBeard4.jpg)

4'11" and 85 lbs.  TINY.

I think that's actually a full size picture of her. She needs to lose that stupid fucking hat. Goddamn I hate those hats.

Apparently ebaums world pulled an act that puts even thejeni to shame. They lifted some art from ytmnd and watermarked it as belonging to ebaums world. The events that followed are apparently legendary.

http://wikipediamadeitofficial.ytmnd.com/

http://ytmndwarveterans.ytmnd.com/

http://youbetterruneric.ytmnd.com/

http://icalledhimandhesaprick.ytmnd.com/

http://lohanoriginal.ytmnd.com/  (I love this one. Best imitation of They Might Be Giants I've ever heard)



I'm sure there's a ton more. I only skimmed the main page. Shock and Awe. I don't think Eric knew what hit him.



Edit: This just in...Eric Baum commits suicide!!!

http://ebaumsworldsuicide.ytmnd.com/

http://ebaumexpressions.ytmnd.com/ (this has the TMBG styled song by itself. Brilliance)

I have to ask what the hell does a girl with that voice look like?

Edit 2: I am a dumbass. Scroll up dimwit! I like the picture with her and Katie Holmes - it confirms that Holmes isn't very good looking, she's (the non-Holmes) much better looking.

Edit: That song is hilarious. (The ebaum one) Why would anyone steal shit like that anyway?

Edit 3: I once knew a girl 5' 2" 95 lbs but she's like a giant compared to this chick. If that's her real voice it would be hot for 30 seconds then quickly drive me insane. Unless she was dirty talking, then it would be hot for at least a couple of minutes.

You missed yummy....though sleeping with her might be akin to being with an Oompa Loompa....

Yeah, I dated a beautiful young woman when I was 21 that was 5'0" and ~90 llbs, blonde haired and blue eyed.  I think breaking up with her (and it was entirely my fault) was possibly the stupidest thing I ever did in my entire life.  Except maybe telling you people about it.

She thought "Pretty Little Hate Machine" was entirely about her though.  :-D

This is particularly entertaining:

http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/

Run. Run far. I also dated a girl who thought this was about her - an audio manifesto. She was hot. And crazy as a fucking rabid badger.

http://ytmndjapan.ytmnd.com/

http://dtnestranslation.ytmnd.com/ ( this is only funny if you're familiar with its predecessor, http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/ )
 
http://creationstory.ytmnd.com/
 
http://banjotrail.ytmnd.com/

Good ol' Oregon trail. Reminds me of lab day in elementary school.  Pretty accurate reenactment, there.

This is why we haven't seen Duke Nukem 4 Ever

http://dukenukemsafetyisnotguaranteed.ytmnd.com/

Since we have a religious reference here....

http://saiyanjesus.ytmnd.com/

http://ytmndharmony.ytmnd.com/
Awwwww.  :hello_kitty_2:

Awesome.

I cracked up at McDuck saying "Your arms are just fine ;D"

This almost went in the WoW thread of the day.

http://halfnot2feet.ytmnd.com/

Sorry, just could not resist.

http://sailormoonhax.ytmnd.com/

http://onyserious.ytmnd.com/

I didn't realize that the guy in Bangalore who helped me reset my work email password also helps troubleshoot dragonslaying.

That was eye-opening.  I never realized that people could take a game so seriously.  Being a grown-up can be such a burden.

Koboshi, could you please stop throwing your sexuality in all of our faces. It's really annoying and innapropriate. I don't need to know who you find hot.

Thanks,

Murgos made me do it.

Heh. I just clicked that link for the first time. I wonder if she let's people call her Wish Bear.

Edit: And jesus, WoW sucks balls.

edit- NM, just because Margalis feels the need to spam unrelated boards with cheap shots that are entirely off the point of my comments and in no way reflect anything I said his political viewpoints doesn't mean I need to go there.

http://ptkfgs.ytmnd.com/
http://rushur.ytmnd.com/
http://jokerptkfgs.ytmnd.com/
http://nomaddefectptkfgs.ytmnd.com/
http://ptkfgsemosui.ytmnsfw.com/
http://omgsecretcommunistforest.ytmnd.com/
http://ptkfgslohan.ytmnd.com/
http://ptkfgsplague.ytmnd.com/

Keeping with the theme:

http://ptkfgssummit.ytmnd.com/

Is that some kind of lame-ass Internet counter-revolution?

More like an alternate universe/dimension simulation.  Some of it is pretty funny... some of it is of course trash.  C'est la ytmnd.

http://macgyver-tn.ytmnd.com/

Best image I've ever found on YTMND:

(http://www.nyfa.org/images_uploaded/White_Charlie-GettingLindsayLinton.jpg)

Ah, when my sounds gets restored, I will be all up on this thread.

Edit: (For those curious, the title of the piece is "Getting Lindsay Linton", by Charlie White.)

Was this really in Katamari??!! Or have I been Photoshopwned?

http://katamari911.ytmnd.com/

Edit: I've never played Katamari, but I'm assuming that the game remembers the first date you started playing? On the way home I was thinking this is probably the case. I can't believe anyone would actually program that date into a game in that context.

http://stansellseverything.ytmnd.com/
lol

edit:
topical = http://votepirate.ytmnd.com/

http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/

I am so sick of the Cosby shit.  Almost every single one of them is unfunny.

Cosby Bebop was brilliant. Don't hate.

http://lexluthor.ytmnd.com/

 :-D

The Lex Luthor one was great.

WROONG!

Le art.

Okay, which one of you is responsible for this:

http://johnsmedley.ytmnd.com/

You know it wasn't me, because there was no pigfucking going on.

Disregard.

YTMND v. Scientology is happening at the site RIGHT NOW.

Good times.

http://historyofscientology.ytmnd.com/
http://scientologydisturbing.ytmnd.com/
http://xenusurprise.ytmnd.com/
http://hubbardlol.ytmnd.com/

The New Xenu Review.

Wow, this is getting kind of old.  About 80% of all ytmnd's this week seem to be scientology related, and only about 3% of those are actually funny.

I laughed at all the parody ones that are springing up out of nowhwere

(scientology doesn't change facial expressions)
http://facialscientology.ytmnd.com/

Kenrick- You seem to be tired of most YTMND fads.

Just Cosby and Scientology...  I'm certainly no downvoter though.

http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Kenrick/votes

http://creepshowfathersday.ytmnd.com/ (http://creepshowfathersday.ytmnd.com/)

 :evil:

And the latest craze is....

Put Shoe On Head.

So many links. Do a search. It kept me amused for about a page and a half. But then I'm very easily amused.

Gold.

Best line ever: In Soviet Russia, Shoe Heads You!

http://notenoughshoeonhead.ytmnd.com/

HEY DUMBASSES, STOP PLAYING THE DAMN GAME AND START CODING! (http://tightengraphics.ytmnd.com/)

http://tightgraphicsnotguaranteed.ytmnd.com/

Also, I should add this one.  I loled.

http://bison1-1.ytmnd.com/

http://tightgraphsengrish.ytmnd.com/ (http://tightgraphsengrish.ytmnd.com/)

Take an existing video clip, add new music, somehow the result is brilliance.

http://bloodsportmentos.ytmnd.com/

Brilliant.

http://crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ (http://crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com/)

The link says it all.

That was too much. I could only last through it for a minute.

It was still pretty funny.

And then, if you're having a bad day...http://havingabaddayv2.ytmnd.com/ (http://havingabaddayv2.ytmnd.com/)

Amazing patience on that guy.  Though he did let a little smartass shine through, "I hope they play this tape in court someday, ma'am."

It's not about patience.  It's about hoping that you'll get to hear what an aneurysm sounds like while the 4 other people listening in try to avoid being heard.

http://ultimatenoclass.ytmnd.com/ (http://ultimatenoclass.ytmnd.com/)

I lolled.

Ha ha is that for real?

Yep, that was from the first time Ultimate Spider-Man met the Ultimate X-Men.

I pinch.

http://ipinchheadcrab.ytmnd.com/

LE BRILLIANT.

I don't know why, but I love this.  A lot.

http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnsfw.com/ (sound is nsfw)

Holy fuc-king shit
It's a din-o-saur
Jesus Chri-ist, what the fu-uck
oh my fucking god
fucking dinosaurs
holy shi-it
what the fuu-uuu--uuck

http://updownleftrightholdapushstart.ytmnd.com/ (http://updownleftrightholdapushstart.ytmnd.com/)

http://animeonds.ytmnd.com/

Greatness.

This is apparently old, but I hadn't seen it:

http://shamepicard.ytmnd.com/

Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?! (http://twofightersvsstardestroyer.ytmnd.com/)

Last scene made me laugh.  :-)

http://catsinurstuffdoingthings.ytmnd.com/

edit: I just noticed that the SIX most recently replied to threads in GD all end with the word "thread."  We are an original lot, aren't we??

The last image in that medley is an instant classic.

Is that the bat country one?

Yes.

I might be the only person who doesn't get tired of Cloudsong jokes.

http://myusofcloudsong.ytmnsfw.com/

http://medievalcloudsong.ytmnd.com/

A search for 'cloudsong' on the YTMND site reveals much in the way of cloudsong hilarity.

[edited because I'm stupid]

I inexplicably like this one:
http://pi.ytmnd.com/

My mind, it has been blown.
enhance: http://sizeofoutworld.ytmnd.com/
enhance: http://atinyglimpse.ytmnd.com/
enhance: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Hubble_Ultra_Deep_Field_Black_point_edit.jpg

That was really cool. It makes the computer failure at work that may crash the bank system we work with seem like not really that big an issue.

omg. That made me cry. Good show.

Really cool. And I want to listen to Art Bell now.

Fuck you if this doesn't make you laugh.  His face... and the audio...

http://naughtykiss.ytmnd.com/

Funny image, has to be more suitable audio for it.

http://kimdoesntneedflesh.ytmnd.com/

http://cellphonesoff.ytmnd.com/

Bumpity bump! A lot of good ones have come out, I think!

http://bkd.ytmnd.com/
http://dontgetvd.ytmnd.com/
http://pointlessbondscene.ytmnd.com/
http://sixtymins.ytmnd.com/

Kinda loud. Also kinda funny, at least for a few. http://lotrchumpblock.ytmnd.com/ (http://lotrchumpblock.ytmnd.com/)

http://transremix.ytmnd.com/

Win

http://epiccsmaneuverr.ytmnd.com/ (http://epiccsmaneuverr.ytmnd.com/)

 :-o

I love Jack Cafferty (http://caffertyonannanicole.ytmnd.com/).

I remember when he was on WPIX in NY.

"Can't wait for that!"

LOL. Silly 24 hour news media. That should be a one-hour topic: "Anna Nicole Smith - still dead!" As far as I can tell the whole story is pretty much "she was alive, now not so much."

There was a T.V. show on PBS with that used the same music as http://bkd.ytmnd.com/ does anyone know the name of it? It had something to do with astronomy, and the host was a white haired nut.

Edit: No idea.

A worthy ressurection (http://epicslut.ytmnd.com/) NSFW

Too bad her picture was shit.

Every day, the world gets a little more fucked up.

Wow.

http://epiclogon.ytmnd.com/ (http://epiclogon.ytmnd.com/)

Also, NSFW:

http://bondepic.ytmnsfw.com/ (http://bondepic.ytmnsfw.com/)

SFW: http://landoniraqsnipers.ytmnd.com/ (http://landoniraqsnipers.ytmnd.com/)

You can do that, you can also get a dos box by doing a search in help and hitting 'open one for me'

That SFW YTMND that involves helicopters and snipers actually shows a privately owned helicopter, likely an MD-500 or MD-550. The pilots and the marksmen are all privately employed by a PMF.

Ooof. I'm going to try that on Win2K/XP...that's crazy.

shocking (http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com/)

Necro'd because otherwise I'd just have to start another.

http://thatsaprettyeasyquestion.ytmnd.com/

Kirk's Magic Touch (http://kirktouches.ytmnd.com/)

Kip likes asians. (http://kiplikesasians.ytmnd.com/)

Since this was necro'd I have a bunch. I 'm sure a whole bunch of these are repeats. Probably half of these bookmarks came from this thread, if so...sorry.


Random ones:
http://whatyouseeforalleternity.ytmnd.com/
http://lexluthor.ytmnd.com/
http://caterpieevolving.ytmnd.com/
http://pleaseexcusemeyounglady.ytmnd.com/
http://whatisearthbound.ytmnd.com/
http://fyadtiger.ytmnd.com/
http://karateka.ytmnd.com/

Epic Manuevers:
http://epicham.ytmnd.com/
http://epicchildmanuever.ytmnd.com/

LazyTown stuff:
http://lazytowndumbass.ytmnd.com/
http://peachbakescake.ytmnd.com/
http://lazytownrap.ytmnd.com/
http://playgirl.ytmnd.com/ (This one is really well done, plus this song and album rules)
(There are so many of these...with the NEDM happy cat, with Picard, with Little Jon, pretty much every YTMND fad made it to LazyTown)

From the YMTND alternate reality, PTKFGS
http://dogsinurstuffdointhings.ytmnd.com/
http://unhappycatnedm.ytmnd.com/

Math nerd humor:
http://mobuisstrippokemon.ytmnd.com/

I assume people have probably seen this before, but it's damn funny:
http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

Doctor Who humor:
http://cybermanvsdaleks.ytmnd.com/

Ebaum's song:
http://ebaumexpressions.ytmnd.com/
("Till low-techs came along, punched his face and banged his mom" - heh)

Great link for dumbass friends and coworkers:
http://smartest-thing-ever.ytmnd.com/

Extreme mmorpg!

http://cnd.ytmnd.com/ (http://cnd.ytmnd.com/)

http://mwrpge.ytmnd.com/ (http://mwrpge.ytmnd.com/)

http://wolfquest.ytmnd.com/ (http://wolfquest.ytmnd.com/)

http://lolmmorpg.ytmnd.com/ (http://lolmmorpg.ytmnd.com/)

http://epicsouthpark.ytmnd.com/ (http://epicsouthpark.ytmnd.com/)

Lowtax

I cried.  :awesome_for_real:

Is it sad to say that I broke down and made the Epic song my ring tone?


I mean, come on, every time somebody calls me, its EPIC.

That is in fact the most awesome thing ever.

My cousin came to town about a year ago.  He and I share similar tastes in music and it's sort of a thing we do when we see each other that we give each other a bunch of CDs by groups we've been listening to of late.  He gave me a CD by a group called Nightwish, who I hadn't really heard much of or about, except the name was familiar.

So some of the songs on the CD are good, some aren't, overall I found the music to be excellent with questionable singing and then BAM, middle of track 9, "OH MY GOD IT'S EPIC!"  I wasn't really expecting to find the source of the epic music as I was driving around in my car listening to a borrowed CD.

This may help:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTX-rjGcw8

It's from the album "Once" which is very good though not their best.

Yeah, he did label the album.  I liked tracks 1, 6, 8, and 9EPIC.

EDIT

God. I really do not like her singing.

Batman Nemesis Fight! (http://peterbatman.ytmnd.com/)

I know the moment has passed but I got an itch this evening to once more contribute to the stupidz.

http://whatisdubbya.ytmnd.com/ (http://whatisdubbya.ytmnd.com/)

I'll miss the noodlehead. We won't get a goldmine of funny like this for years to come.