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Title: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: voodoolily on July 12, 2005, 10:35:52 PM
Hi, everyone. I want to share with you the story of Burnt Bread Man (http://www.lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/), one of my favorite Japanese stationery characters.

(http://www.j-xyz.com/images/picture2/kogepan.jpg)

We needed a cute Japanese shit thread, methinks.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: voodoolily on July 12, 2005, 10:46:18 PM
(http://www.kamiojapan.jp/images/other/logo-c.gif)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: angry.bob on July 12, 2005, 11:11:16 PM
Do you have the anime series? There are many fine episodes where he gets drunk on milk and sulks about things. If you do not, I suggest you torrent them or something.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 12, 2005, 11:28:47 PM
You don't want me posting cute japanese shit. I majored in it for a year at college.

The whole culture freaks me out.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Raging Turtle on July 13, 2005, 04:24:00 AM
If cute/freaky Korean stuff is allowed as well, I will PWN YOU ALL  :rock:


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2005, 05:52:20 AM
Is your avatar included in that collection?

Whoever she is....she is hawt.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Rodent on July 13, 2005, 06:14:10 AM
What the hell.... Cuteness. Oh well, I'll try to play along.

(http://www.cenara.com/users/ce00367/images/kitty3.gif)

The japaneese are crazy.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: HaemishM on July 13, 2005, 08:40:13 AM
I am mentally stabbing you all.








With my mind.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 13, 2005, 08:45:36 AM
We have things much worse than your mind stabbing.





























































































(http://www.f13.net/sicko/sadako_eye_s.jpg)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 13, 2005, 08:47:40 AM
For those of you still with us:
(http://inferno.slug.org/azumanga-daioh/sd-chiyo.jpg)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Pococurante on July 13, 2005, 11:24:54 AM
Hi, everyone. I want to share with you the story of Burnt Bread Man (http://www.lazyjuice.com/!/kogepan/), one of my favorite Japanese stationery characters.

The Japanese again steal US know-how!

"Are we clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?"
"POWDERED-TOAST-MAN!!!"
"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"

(http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/large/68334134920.1.gif)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: voodoolily on July 13, 2005, 12:30:16 PM
Is your avatar included in that collection?

Whoever she is....she is hawt.

Strazos, you should be ashamed of yourself. That is obviously and from the first moment recognizably Zhang Ziyi from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. She is totally a fox. (but she's Chinese, not Korean)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Raging Turtle on July 13, 2005, 05:07:51 PM
Is your avatar included in that collection?

Whoever she is....she is hawt.

Strazos, you should be ashamed of yourself. That is obviously and from the first moment recognizably Zhang Ziyi from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. She is totally a fox. (but she's Chinese, not Korean)

I have no idea why people keep saying Zhang Ziyi.  The face of the person in my avatar is way more round and, um, Korean looking.  At first  I thought it was this person, Jun Ji-hyun:
(http://img.airspider.com/image/00/26/17/00261797_2.jpg)

But after looking at a few GIS pictures I think it may just be Hot Korean Girl #403

In the spirit of the thread:
(http://www.gurlskout.com/blog/november_04/bravo.jpg)

(http://www.gurlskout.com/blog/konglish/counceling.jpg)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: voodoolily on July 13, 2005, 07:05:53 PM
Is Jun Ji-hyun that 14-year old that we had a thread for a while back? If you don't know who the chick is, are you sure it isn't Zhang Ziyi? I have a pretty good eye for faces, and no, I don't think all Asians look the same just because I'm white. Jun Ji-hyun's eyes are more western-looking than the girl in your avatar.

(http://www.kamiojapan.jp/images/kids_c/awawachan.gif)

I like the one that's making the XD face.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 13, 2005, 07:08:09 PM
I never thought the girl in the avatar looked anything like Zhang Ziyi.

And I still don't think she does.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Strazos on July 13, 2005, 07:44:34 PM
I really don't care, particularly because I thought Crouching Tiger was stupid and boring, just like Hero. It put me asleep.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Raging Turtle on July 13, 2005, 09:06:48 PM
I wasn't accusing you of stereotyping Asians.  I just think they look very different. 

<---- Avatar girl:  Round face, low cheekbones.

Zhang Ziyi:  Higher Cheekbones, slightly paler/skinnier
(http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jan05/ziyi_011405_big.jpg)

Sans makeup
(http://csc.ziyi.org/gallery/zhangziyi012.jpg)


However, both are damn hot.  And Zhang can kick your ass as well.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 13, 2005, 09:16:58 PM
Without blowing up the bottom picture, I can tell you she's wearing a mad basecoat.

She's got facial blemishes galore.

I'm straight, btw.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Signe on July 13, 2005, 09:21:52 PM
Mad basecoat, yo!


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 13, 2005, 09:34:46 PM
Would you prefer wicked? Or "too much of a?" Or mayhaps "glamour shot?"

There's a frontpage?


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Paelos on July 13, 2005, 10:24:38 PM
I think we should just call you a queerbake.


HELLO KITTY!  :hello_kitty:


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: angry.bob on July 13, 2005, 11:15:29 PM
Your avatar looks like a whored up Grace Park. But it's not. Eh. She is hot though.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: schild on July 14, 2005, 12:48:41 AM
(http://www.ctb.ne.jp/~silver-s/pic/hilite07.png)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: voodoolily on July 14, 2005, 02:47:35 PM
BTW -  I tried to upload an animated gif for my avatar awhile ago, but it didn't take. Is there a size limit (other than the actual dimensions)?

(http://www.kamiojapan.jp/images/kids_c/chara-loof.gif)

I am full of play mind. I like warm sounds.


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Morfiend on July 14, 2005, 05:11:36 PM
Since we are doing cute, yet desterbing....

(http://www.fubon.co.uk/buddha/images/anime/gravitation/japanese_anime_gravitation.jpg)


Title: Re: Burnt Bread Man is my friend.
Post by: Samwise on July 14, 2005, 05:21:47 PM
(http://www.ctb.ne.jp/~silver-s/pic/hilite07.png)

I am for some reason reminded of the Guide to Translating Hentai Cock-Sucking Tears. (http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030824.html)  (OBVIOUSLY NSFW)