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I hate the term "podcasting".

I hate games that can't ship relatively bug-free.

I hate mayonnaise.

I hate the announcers on Fox Saturday Baseball.

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way your always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate the way you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when your not around,
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.

I hate your big dumb combat boots, too.

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
and I, hate beach and mountains too;
(and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no,
and I, I, I, hate the countryside too!

And I, hate everything about you!
...everything about you!

And I, don't like a thing about your mother,
and I, I hate your daddy's guts too,
And I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too.

And I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you!

Some say I've got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
and if you think this might be bringing me down,
look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!

I hate you all.

And Twins!

I hate it when people post song lyrics in threads.


Seriously.

I hate.

I hate Internet Explorer for crashing and eating all the hate I spent 5 minutes writing out plus the clipboard I copied it into before clicking post. Fuck.

I hate people that don't use their turn signals when changing lanes.
I hate that junk mail still finds me when I move.
I hate that pizza is so bad for me.
I hate EA.
I hate that hockey screwed me and millions of other viewers out of a season.

I hate that people keep buying EA Sports titles.
I hate that people still like sports despite what the "athletes" get paid.
I hate the fact that Link's new ability is turning into a fucking wolf.
I hate that Nintendo is still in the hardware business. Three consoles suckmynutz.
I hate the fact that there are 3 times as many games for the PSP coming out in Japan as there are in America. Every month.
I hate pre-shrunk shirts that shrink.
I hate the eastern seaboard.
I hate the drivers on the eastern seaboard.
I hate midnight madness sales.
I hate ding! gratz! levels.

This could go on forever.

He was sitting there beside me
Throwin' doubles down when he ordered up his third
He looked around, then he looked at me
And said I do believe I'll have one more.
I hate this bar and I hate to drink,
But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything.

Then he opened up his billfold and threw a 20 down
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
And I picked it up he said Thank ya bud.
I put it in his hand, He said I probably oughta throw
This one away, 'cause she's the reason I feel this way,
I hate everything.

I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife.
I know I should move on and try to start again,
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him.
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
And said I hate everything.

He said, That one bedroom apartment where I get my mail,
Is really not a home, it's more like a jail,
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view. Man, it's just great!

I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring,
Red and yellow, purple, blue and green.
I hate everything.

I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife.
I know I should move on and try to start again,
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him.
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
And said I hate everything.

That should cover it.

Alkiera

I hate paperwork.
I hate rice rockets and everything Fast and Furious.
I hate people who don't realize that there's more to Elvis than just "Viva Las Vegas".
I hate people who've never had their ass kicked at least once (i.e. people who don't understand that there are actually consequences to talking shit).
I hate the fact that there are few Mom and Pop type stores left in the world.
I hate people who think the people in Bud Light commericials are cool.
I hate Pink Floyd.
I hate people who "don't watch Black and White movies".
I hate rich people, specifically "old money", and long for the day that I can crash one of their country clubs like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

I hate George W. Bush.
I hate when the bread on my sandwich is soggy.
I hate the fact that I still love MMOGs.
I hate most of the music comming out these last few years.
I hate Avril Lavigne.
I hate Derek Whibley.
I hate that they are getting married.
I hate that I know that.
I hate Stray because he hates Pink Floyd.


Oh yeah, and I hate schild. Because thats the popular thing to do.

I hate schild too.

Shockeye missed my name.

I hate pushing boxes around in games.
I hate "switch-puzzles" in 3D games.
The sum of the two above is that I dislike elements of God of War, but combat and environments push it out of the "hate" category.
I hate JDBC drivers with unique side-effects I have to code around. That would be Oracle's by the way.
I hate VisualAge for Java with its Smalltalk binary Image which makes it hell to work with.
I hate working on a project which uses the two aforementioned.
I don't know if I hate schild, there should be a poll at some point.

And since it's common to quote song lyrics in such threads, I give you "I Hate" by American poet Marilyn Manson:

You are the wind beneath my wings.
The grill across my face.
You are the fuel in my machine.
That special place.

You are the sunshine of my life.
My first and only love.
You are the apple of my eye.
You suck my blood.

And I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.

I hate, therefor I am.
I am, therefor I hate.

Another nail in my coffin.
Another thorn in my side.
Another gun to my temple.
(Goodbye...goodbye)

And I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.

I hate, therefor I am.
I am, therefor I hate.

You are the final destination.
The calm before the storm.
You are the worm within my own self.
I died when you were born.

(I died when you were born)

And I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.
I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.

OK, I'll bite. I'm bored.

Who exactly do you think the money should go to then? "Sports" is going to make a tons of cash anyways, whether you like it or not. Since you have a problem with what the players themselves are getting paid, would you rather have the team owners or the merchandisers keep the majority of it? If so, then why? The way it works now has all parties involved getting their fair share.

Or is it that you don't like sports in general and can't think of any better ways in which to criticize it?

Secondly, sports is essentially "entertainment". That alone should keep them from being singled out as overpaid. All "equivalant", top teir entertainers in the respective playing fields get a fat paycheck. Why should atheletes be singled out here?

I'd argue that they deserve even more money than any other kind of entertainer: 10 year career lifespan (15 if they're lucky). Constant injury (sometimes constantly major). Practically no rest time during sports season, and very little vacation time in the offseason. Constant travel and time away from family. No other entertainers deal with that.

I hate the new WoW patch which causes me to 132 error every five minutes.

http://www.manutd.com/home/default.sps?splashtalkingreds

Oh, having checked the list everyone else posted, put me down for mayonnaise too.

I left out that I hate reality TV, and people who don't think monkies are funny.

I hate people that don't think the Monkees are funny.

I hate EA.  Oh I don't give a fuck about how they treat their employees, they can all quit if they don't like it.  And I couldn't give a flaming shit less about the console sports-game market, or how EA's exclusive right to make MLBPPQ 2006 will leave you playing MVPLLB 2005 for all eternity.  Go find some real games to play, fucksticks.

No, I hate EA for fagging up UO beyond even my ability to rationalize.  (Cue Sinij:  EA fukced it up years ago!! omgzwtf trammell suxxores!)  Yes, we know.

I mean, let's just suppose...

* That UO3D had moderately attractive graphics and didn't run like shit.

* That when all that scrapped UO2 content became available, they had gone ahead and used all the weird demons but thrown away all the robots.

* That Age of Shadows had been a reasonable and logical attempt to overhaul the aging combat engine, and not just the dev team screaming "OMG MAKE IT DIABLO 2!"

* That if they wanted to add a pseudo-Asia to go along with Britannia's pseuo-Europe, they had fleshed it out properly and hired actual professional artists to draw the graphics.  (Or at least kept the NPC naming system ethnically correct!  Why did I have to see Harvey the Samurai standing around the gate everytime I went to Tokuno?!  WHY?!)

* That if they finally wanted to add player races to the game, they had used orcs, meer, juka, or gargoyles.  Races already known to exist in the game, instead of "HEY WOW HAS BLUE ELVES SO WE NEED SOME AND FUCK CONTINUITY!!!"

* That they had finally finished the Virtue system, instead of leaving it incomplete for FUCKING YEARS.  Oh yeah, and suppose they had actually gotten around to the "unified pvp system" they had hyped before quietly letting it die.

You think if things had gone as above, I'd still be playing World of Warcraft?  Like fucking hell I would.

I hate people who drive using cell phones.
I hate the moral highground
I hate fundimentalism
I hate spelling nazis.
I hate undercooked chicken
I hate large pronouns.

Let's try this again.

I hate cars.
I hate tires.
I hate Apple.
I hate hippies.
I hate gas guzzlers.
I hate team sports.
I hate the record companies.
I hate car companies for not giving us flying cars.
I hate Ford specifically for having incentives for buying all of their cars EXCEPT the Ford Escape Hybrid.
I hate the VoIP hype since "Internet Phone" has been around since 1994.


But most of all I hate hypocrites.

I have never driven using a cell phone.  I almost always use the steering wheel... but I can see why you would hate that sort of person. 

You people hate some really stupid things.

I hate people who use the phrase "you people" because they always assume they're better than everyone else.  They're always right, too.

I hate overlookers.
I hate asparagus.
I hate closeups in pornographic pictures when people forget to shave.
I hate Everquest.
I hate my Everquest Addiction.
I hate that I want to go back to Everquest.
I hate those pink Elephants.
I hate milk.
I hate beer.
I hate big brown beetles.
I hate Britney Spears.
I hate Alanis Morisette.
I hate Jen. I HATE Jen.
I hate people without opposable thumbs.
I hate people that use the handsets on their cell phones while driving.
I hate Bobby Flay.
I hate "Vermonters".
I hate ppl dat type lik dis.
I hate Do0ds.
I hate pate'.
I hate liver and onions.
I hate those little wax sticks with juice in them.
I hate Pepto Bismol.
I hate BeenieBugMobiles.
I hate Roller Skates.
I hate Viactiv Vitamin Chews.
I hate "Where's Waldo". Stupid Waldo.
I hate McDonalds.
I hate teenie music.


I.hate.you.

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I hate hitting my toes into the bathroom wall in the morning.

Apart from that I'm generally just angry at most things, not mayo though.

I would imagine hitting your toe every morning would just generally leave you in a pissed off state for the rest of the day.  Maybe you should invest in some slippers?  Or rubber padding?

Damn girl, hating on three of my favorite things.


I hate people who make huge orders in the Tim Horton's drive through during morning rush
I hate "real" iced tea
I hate mayonaisse
I hate cheap beer
I hate Celine Dion
I hate spiders
I hate people who post big ass pictures of big assed spiders
I hate Albert Brooks
I hate people who don't understand what is wrong about EQ
I hate people using "u" as a word
I hate with an absolute fucking passion: when a Presidential Speach, and Election, a Disaster, whatever is being televised - and it's on EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL. We have news channels for a fucking reason.

In honor of being at work right now, mine will be "Office Space" themed.

I hate Friday morning staff meetings.
I hate the insipid jokes at said staff meetings.
I hate the fact that my coworkers laugh hysterically at these jokes.
I hate 3.5% annual pay raises.
I hate that the bastard accountants have killed stock options.
I hate my cubicle.
I hate that 85% of websites are blocked by my company's proxy server.
I hate overused, trite phrases:  "Take it to the next level", "Move the needle", "Get 'er done", "Good to go",

I hate it when you fuckers have a case of the mondays.

I hate the phrase "going forward".

Albert Brooks is the shit.

Funnier than Woody Allen at least.

That sounds like a good idea. But it would take effort. And effort is deffinatly something I hate.

I hate that I have neither the time nor the inclination to give a full list of what I hate. No one here would have time to read it in its entirety anyway.

Well, except Paelos  :-D

Holy shit are you wrong. So completely wrong. Albert Brooks has one halfway decent movie, "The Scout". Other than that, it's complete and utter annoying shit.

I hate having "The Mondays"
and
I hate Schild for calling me on it.

I thought he was good in Finding Nemo. Even more surprisingly, Ellen DeGeneres was outstanding. She usually grates on my last nerve.

I think Woody is an amazing director (Manhattan anyone?), and Brooks has nothing close to a photographer's skills.......But I'll always like Albert's brand of humor more. It's the humor you get from the "funny guy at work" (or places like message boards for that matter). It's realistic, everyday, subtle humor. While Woody is more scripted, "movie" humor.

Anyways, if there's a Brooks film that I like the most, it's Defending Your Life.

I think Ellen is pretty funny too. If I was a lesbian, she'd be my Seinfeld.

I hate Orin Hatch.
I hate people who walk around in stores talking on a mother fucking cell phone.
I hate the RIAA.
I hate hip hop culture/ebonics/gangster wannabes.
I hate cabbage.
I hate people who use "text messaging" shortcuts in online games and on message boards.
I hate overly tan white girls.
I hate degenerate fuckwads who drive duallys and don't live or work on a farm.
I hate people who say "like" too often.
I hate no-seeums.

I hate everything I don't like.

Albert Brooks is a genius.

Example: Mother

Who else could get it that freaking right?

And I don't think I've ever seen a movie of his that I did not like. Even his 2 minute screwing over the sink of Goldie Hawn then collapsing was mildly funny. He brings this incredibly amusing obliviously real feeling to a movie that I love.

Or I'm just an Albert Brooks fan.

I wish I got all of this in one post. :(
I don't mean to hate on your favourites but your favourites are evil. Here's why:

Asparagus - Green, looks appetizing, really just a little green stick of hell.

Beer - Liquid Grass, ew.

Liver and Onions - I LOATHE Liver. I loathe it being cooked, the smell of it, the sight of it raw, the fact that it exists in this world. It smells like gross icky brown stuff to me and tastes like something even ickier. I love onions, just not WITH liver.

And if it makes you feel better, you hate many things of mine!

You hate Iced Tea.
You hate Mayo.
You hate Albert Brooks.
You hate people who don't understand what is wrong with EQ.

:( I'm sad.


Oh and add one more to my list:

I hate Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

I am pretty sure you are in the vast majority at this point. I think even Oprah and Rosie are ducking Tom's calls these days.

I hate the NBA, for the culture, the stupidity, and the sport itself.
I hate that the NFL still lets TO on the field.
I hate that I can't watch a good northeastern NFL matchup on TV because I'm forced to watch the Panthers due to living in a nearby state. Fuck the panthers.

I hate mayo.
I hate eggs.
I hate people that drive for half an hour and don't realize their turn signal is still on.
I hate people that can't use a cell phone in a reasonable manner. (TURN IT OFF IN THE FUCKING THEATRE, THE ADD JUST TOLD YOU TO, DICKHEAD. YES, YOU ARE INCONSIDERATE CELL PHONE MAN. TAKE THE HINT. /breathe)
I hate whomever wrote the end to KoToR2.
I hate needles.
I hate vermin (rats, mice, etc)
I hate bees. 
I hate snakes.
I guess I pretty much hate anything that can either puncture and/or envenom me.
I hate elves.
I hate Joel Shumacher.
I hate people that can't put aside their irrational prejudices for just one moment and discuss the matter at hand without a dumbassed attempt at interposing their will on the conversation.
I hate broken records.
I hate fundies and zealots of all varieties.
I hate vanity plates. 
I really hate that of all of the consoles to buy, the one I didn't was a PS2.

Surprisingly writing this, I realized a couple things. I don't hate as much crap as I thought. Some of these are probably better categorized as "extremely dislike" or "am greatly saddened by".  Hate is really a strong and ugly word.   I don't really hate any of you, until you fall into one of the above categories.  Then I just stare bullet holes into the screen.  :evil:

Hmm...Which culture would that be? You've got Corn Rows, Fro's, and Hip Hop music; Sports Announcers with a fetish for S&M; *Almost White* 7 foot Virgin Islanders; Argentinians, Brazilians, and Puerto Ricans; Russians, Slovenians, Serbians, and Croations; wiggers and All American white boys alike; Cowboy hat wearing, pickup driving, square dancing, professional wrestler in their off time black guys; blonde headed black guys; Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Capitalists, Communists, and everything in between.

Can you be a little more specific?

The one's that convince black kids it's ok to perfect your jump shot instead of cracking a book, and the whole thug life BS that is totally image driven. YEAH I'M FROM THE STREETS, one sec, yeah sell that stock and buy me a new Hummer, STREET YO!

Did you know that Major League Baseball drafts dozens of high school players every year?

What do you think about people like Steve Jobs and Michael Dell who "went pro" without graduating from college? Is it an absolute sin to forsake book learning for a lucrative vocation?

You're willing to compare baseball prospects and computer whizzes to the average inner city youth? Because I'm not.

My point was that basketball is supremely geared towards blacks, and the community already has a problem promoting education amongst the younger generation. Couple that with the fact that the chances of making an NBA squad are seriously less than making a professional baseball team just due to open spots, and that sort of sums up the rest of my position. It's a problem that they promote a lifestyle of ignorance.

This is going to go places that are best described as "very bad".   

So, in the spirit of Dave Chapelle: 

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I hate ignorance and intolerance.


...and that's about it. Hate's too strong a word for the rest of it, and life is too short to hate so much. Tip a glass to your loved ones and friends and be thankful you are free to hate so much.

I hate you....Yes, You.

BTW, Defending Your Life is a great Albert Brooks movie.

Ok, I am pretty drunk, but isn't that a good place to be for this:

I hate hate.

I love annoyance.

Done.

I'm not trying to take it to a bad place...Just hear me out.

As of last month, basketball scouts have been taken out of high schools, and the minimum age has been raised up. The league is trying to encourage young athletes to get an education and/or provide more than one option for themselves.

Besides that, the NBA has become much more international in the past 10 years. This "thug image" you're talking about is so overblown, and practically doesn't even exist....Except in American commercials. Since when is that a good source of information?

If you think it's about "thug life", then you're not even paying attention. Just to throw this in as a small indicator, the highest selling jerseys as of right now are not that of T-Mac, A.I., or Kobe, but Manu Ginobili (an Argentinian). The most decorated and winning player right now is Tim Duncan (Virgin Islands). The MVP of the league is a Canadien (Steve Nash). The team that just won the championship (their 3rd) is the San Antonio Spurs (3 foreign starters, along with 2 Slovenians, an Aussie, and a Californian Surfer off the bench).

There have been only a handful of players in the past 5 years that came into the league out of high school. I don't remember the exact number, but it's no more than 10. To think that it's even a trend or defines the league is ridiculous. Also, can you explain the difference between that and a "baseball prospect"? That's interesting to me.

Anyways, I don't have any problem with your "stupid" comments or having a disliking for the sport itself, but to judge it based on a few isolated cases isn't fair at all. Nobody judges baseball's "culture" solely because of the steroid debacle or 20 man brawls, or hockey because of the lockout and slugfests, or football because of the antics of T.O., Onterrio, Jamal Lewis, or Randy Moss.

I hate the RIAA.
I hate the MPAA.
I hate Slashdot.
I hate coworkers that try to tell me how to do my fucking job.
I hate Fox News.
I hate that Microsoft is still trying to buy the game industry.
I hate the useless act that is subnetting.
I hate blogs. It's the fucking E/N craze all over again.
I hate missing person cases getting national attention only when they involve white kids.

Holy shit, you're calling the Scout his "good" movie? That, to date, is the only movie I ever walked out of a theatre on. I wasn't offended or anything, just bored out of my fucking mind by it.  And I made it all the way through the Majestic.

I will say though, that he was fine in Nemo, even if I do find the movie a little over-rated. I can't such much for most of his other films, as I was so put off by the Scout that I've avoided them. I just find the guy insanely boring. Kind of like how I felt about Dudley Moore in the 80s.

Ummm, your figures are off by quite a large margin. There were 8 high schoolers drafted in the first round in 2004 alone. You may not have heard of many of the high schoolers, because they usually sit at the end of the bench and play 2 minutes of garbage time a week. That is my main complaint about them- 99% of them aren't ready to contribute, yet they count against the salary cap and take up a roster slot. I would much rather see kids with a bit of college polish come in and be ready to play a few minutes a game. I think the new combo of the age limit and the NBDL will make the game better in the long run. I wish they would have made the age limit higher though- 20 or 21 would be enough time for kids to mature (both physically and mentally), as well as develop some adult skills like money management, time management, etc (not to mention basketball skills).

I don't think it is fair to the fans who are paying ridiculously high prices to put 18 year old players on the floor who are completely unready for the NBA game. I also think it is in the best interest of the kids themselves to go to college for at least a year or two- there is a lot of maturity and development that takes place the first few years after high school.

I had a feeling my numbers would be off.

Anyways, I agree, it's a problem.....But not a characteristic problem of the NBA. And even then, most of these players were drafted early for a reason, and have turned out OK (T-Mac, Lebron, and KG to name a couple).

Geh, my list is just gonna be a comp of everyone else's.

I hate sports for the same reason schild does, and because sports fans are date raping frat boys. I hate sports video games, I hate watching sports, I hate hearing "the game" from my neighbors' houses. I do, however, love playing catch.
I hate post-Syd Barrett Pink Floyd (okay, DSOTM was good, but THAT'S IT.)
I hate paying too much for restaurant food when I could tell the chef specifically what was wrong with the way he prepared it.
I hate when they don't bring all of your sushi out at the same time, and by the time your expensive roll comes out you're already full.
I hate spelling and punctuation errors on signs.
I hate "expresso". I hate the American bastardization of espresso, as evidenced by the "latte" machines at 7-11. I hate that baristas are not skilled (or taken seriously professionally) in America.
I hate shit-eating grins when you're not that happy (Rachael Ray, that means you). You're not in a beauty pageant, so can it. I hate insincerity.
I hate that I'm too lazy to exercise so I hafta skip meals to avoid getting fat.
I hate dog owners that say "don't worry, he's scared of cats" as an excuse to not leash their dog (after their dog has already chased my cat into the yard).
I hate people who use food stamps to buy huge bags of chips and candy.
I hate people who call just to yap on the phone, because they're bored.
I hate having cat hair in my mouth, especially when I make out with my boyfriend.
I hate anything that's half-assed. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. Stop wasting my time with your half-assedness.
I hate slow drivers in the fast lane.
I hate when the server waits until your mouth is full to ask how everything is. I hate when they never come ask how everything is.
I hate having to wait to go pee.
I hate my neighbor who is learning to play guitar by butchering Shins songs on his front porch.
I hate that my dad only calls me when he needs something.
I, like SuperPopTart OcellotJenkins, hate the ghetto thing, but I think it's funny when educated, non-ghetto people use ebonics in jest.
I hate non-smoking bars.
I hate Birkenstocks, gortex, fleece, and the people who wear it. I hate river-rafting, microbrew-drinking, Dave Matthews Band-listening, Subaru station wagon-driving, chocolate lab-owning Pacific Northwest posers who are ruining Portland's style.

I hate voodoolily because she thinks Monty Python is insipid. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=3878.msg97533#msg97533)

Ok I'm over it now.  :mrgreen:

I know you don't really mean that.

It's hard for me to hate much of anything.  Though I do suffer the occasional cold rage.  :oops:

Add to my list:

I hate not being able to settle with one simple avatar.

I hate John Basedow

I like your current avatar.  It suits you.

Maybe you're right.

One day though, I'm going to be somebody!

All so true, and nothing about mayo. You are wise in the ways of hate.

I hate Harry Potter.
I hate the hype surrounding Harry Potter.

Harry Potter is the Madden of the book world.

You think the chef prepares your food?  Haha.  Okay, maybe he occasionally does, but it's usually a cook that prepares your food.


Okay.The fancy rolls are crap, and most of the flavor comes from the mayonaisse-based sauces we put on them.  Sure, they look neato, but they all taste like the sauce.  The sushi guys at your restaurant were doing you a favor by first sending out the simpler, more traditional things, that highlight the ingredients.

I hate people who ask stupid questions.
I hate people who say the only stupid question is the one that goes unasked.
I hate when people other than myself profit off the general stupidity of mankind (like scientology for instance).
I hate the media for wasting so many hours on shit like the Michael Jackson trial, the runaway bride, or celebrity gossip, so they can keep our attention off more important shit.
I hate Comcast
I hate people who bring really young, loud, easily scared, kids to the movie theater for anything other than a kids movie.
I hate finding a hair in my food.
I hate buttered popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys.
I hate when people talk on their cell phones while driving.
I hate people at the front of the line at a fast food place who still have no idea what they want to order and have to ask the person at register what's in each item.  Especially when I'm on my lunch break at work.
I hate the public school system.
I hate that "hollaback girl" song by Gwen Stefani.  Especially the part where she starts spelling out bananas.

You may have missed my point on the restaurant bit. I don't give a shit who made it; I should never have to pay that much for food when I can taste that they used regular ol' sea salt instead of Fleur de Sel.  :-)

Rainbow rolls aren't crap, and have no mayo. Spider rolls with the tempura soft-shelled crab are also not mayo-ey crap. That's what I'm talking 'bout.

I hate this thread now.

I hate rain in the morning.
I hate prosperous fools.
I hate that we dont hang child molesters.
I hate cold beefaroni.
I hate hydroponic tomatos that taste like a glass of tapwater.
I hate 20 mile backups because someone pulled over to change a flat.
I hate 40 mile backups because a policeman pulled over to give that guy a ticket.
I hate people who drive by on the shoulder and motorcycles inbetween the lanes.
I hate profanity in public and that people have been so poorly raised as to find this acceptable.
I hate pierced tongues and tattoos with no real significance to them. (i.e. for the sake of having one)
I hate Yankees fans as a sub-culture (see Profanity above).
I hate it when my baby cries because she has gas, and there's nothing I can do to take away the pain.
I hate people who flip and burn cars because their favorite team won a championship.
I hate that Maryland is blanketed with Native American names for rivers and townships and counties - and not a single Native American to be found.
I hate being at a loss for words. It feels like utter failure.
I hate sadness and pain and loss and not being able to take it all away with a few poignant lines of prose.

Well, I don't live in Portland (proud East Tennessean here), but you just hated on me big time hehe.

I enjoy backpacking, hiking, and to a lessor extent river-rafting.  I wear fleece and gortex in the mountains (never in public though).  I drink microbrews.  I was a pretty big Dave Matthews fan back in 94.  I drive a Subaru station wagon and I own a black lab.   :-P :-P :-P

Oh well, at least we have the Hip Hop Hate in common.   :-D

The things that define Portland for me are Greg Sage, homeless kids, junkies, and meth heads. That, and people who insist that their city is the coffee capital of the U.S., not Seattle.

We used Little Tummies (http://www.colichelp.com/ReviewPost/showproduct.php?product=25&sort=1&thecat=16) which worked very well for gas when our kids were babies. Tastes decent as well.

I just did baby-peddles when all three of mine got gassy.  Lay them face-up and head back resting on your knees.  Then slowly peddle their little legs like that are riding a bicycle.  Works great, helps them learn muscle control, and makes for funny parenting moments as the gas peeps out both ends.

Don't forget that we're also the SHARP capital of the world. Oi!

The junkies aren't really an issue (anymore), the methheads are all on the outskirts, and most of the "homeless" kids are wearing $500 worth of leather goods, tattoos and piercings and actually live in West Linn. Downtown is not the haps, and does nothing to accurately represent Stumptown. You gotta come out to SE and NE to catch a real glimpe of the hipsters that define our fine city.

That's good news then. I've haven't been in awhile, but last I heard, the city was still crazy. Well, at least some acquaintances of mine are...

Also: Shame on you for commenting on everything BUT Greg Sage. That man is the God of Portland.

Crap.. forgot.

I HATE George Lucas.

Yes, shame on me indeed. But he's in Phoenix anyway. And I had to wiki him to find that out.

You would love it here. We even have a pub called the Lucky Lab, where you can bring your dog and swill on their brew. However, Portland is becoming a fashion mecca of the NW and I want to see that progress.

And ftr, I do like plenty of hip hop (Mos Def, Del the Funky Homo Sapien, Digable Planets, etc.), I just don't care for modern rap (I love Run DMC, Sugar Hill Gang, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Ice T, Ice Cube, NWA, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Biz Markie, De La Soul, Digital Underground, etc.). I mostly just dislike ig'nunt hip hop culture.

Rakim for the win.

Kool Keith -- Runner Up

Yes, I too hate the Hip-Hop, BlingBling culture. It just instills the wrong values in young people.

Yeah, and Elvis is the downfall of society.

Do you even know what Hip Hop is? For one, it's just as far stretching as the word "Rock" and has next to NOTHING to do with "bling bling". Hip Hop may be about style, but not necessarily "expensive" style.

At the very least, stop getting your information from MTV and Sprite commercials. It's shit through and through as far as representing much of anything. Be it Rock, Hip Hop, or whatever.

MTV gave us so many wonderful things that I can't begin to make a list of them all.

I'll leave you with my favorite: Puck.

I hated that smelly fucker. I hated almost everyone in the house that season, as a matter of fact.

Puck, Kennedy, and Beavis and Butthead are the only good things they gave us. As an added bonus, all three shit on the hands that fed them too.

I can only thank that season of the Real World for bringing Judd Winick to the attention of DC Comics. He has written some pretty decent stuff.

As for Puck, fuck him in his stupid ass with an AIDS-infected cock.

Oh crap, I forgot about all of that.

Hmm, maybe he is worth hating.

I went to a particularly ghetto High School. Young NJ guys, in general, tend to live by whatever MTV, the NBA, and the FotM artist says or does.

Sorry Stray, I know this is one of your things, but I've experienced this stuff enough to know that I wish it didn't exist.

Actually man, it's not really one of my things. I've been a skater/punk (for all it's intents and purposes) my whole life. I'm also a musician though, and I try to appreciate everything. Music is just music to me. Hell, I'll even defend Country to a certain extent.  :-)

Hell, I admit, I DO like Some rap/hip-hop....I guess it's just the bullshit it inspires in people which I hate.

Though I still contend a lot of the music is just worthless. To me, it seems there's a new "awesome" artist every other week. Everyone is "up and coming", especially as far as MTV shows (which I don't normally view).

What happened to actual careers? It seems most "artists" release a few songs, or maybe a full album, and then you never hear from them again.

They're out there. They're just doing it on their own...Which is tough....And it usually means, 90% less publicity.

Anyways, that brings me to another thing I forgot to mention:

I hate the music industry.

Seconded...FotM is lame.

I also hate it when Shockeye fools with the boards without telling us....new smiley icons?
 :roffle: :roflcopter: :hulk_rock: :gamecube:

I hate it when people question what I do with my free time.

What you do in your private life, especially in the bedroom, is totally my business.

Another hate: People who pry into the lives of others far too much.

I hate myself for making :roflcopter: available.

Ok, I couldn't take the roflcopter and the hulk rocking out animated anymore.

They're still available, just not in your face on the post screen.

Use :roflcopter: and :hulk_rock: and plain :rock:  if you need to use them. Animated makes me twitchy.

Where's the "thumbs up" emote thingy, Shockeye? I have something to agree with here.

Hey! My hard rocking is gone.  :cry: How could you do this to me?

Okay the MTV thing: when we were young MTV was urban, underground and hip, and VH-1 was for old fogies. Now MTV doesn't even have music except for the top ten as determined by 13-year olds' text messages, and VH-1 is salty and hilarious.

Game Cube! :gamecube:

:roflcopter:


Mtv was never 'urban' when I was young.. so I don't know what channel you were watching. Unless I missed something and The Police, Depeche Mode, Mr. Mister, and Toto were urban and I missed it...

Underground and hip, maybe.  But then I also remember my parents hating it as much as I hate it now.. so I'll postulate  maybe it's just 'hipness' that changed and we're just the old farts now.  Hmm.

VH-1 was always salty and hilarious.. for the older crowd.  Whoopsie.

It's still there, you have to type in :rock: to make it come up.

I just didn't want to see obnoxious animated stuff on the post page because it turns some people off and makes others stabby.

[EDIT] Ok, on the post page you'll see a [more] after the emoticons. If you click that, a popup will appear that shows the obnoxious emoticons. Don't go overboard. Don't be an emotitard. Yes schild, I'm talking to you.

When did Shockeye become EmotiGod?

I demand a recount.

Don't you have a blog to update?

:dead_horse:

That's a sad icon. :heartbreak:

Ask and it shall be given you.

 :thumbs_up:

I think they're all very cute.  ☺

 :mob:

You're all emotitards. :cthulu:

None of you have wished me a happy birthdat today. I thought you were my e-friends.  :heartbreak:

That's because your birthday wasn't in the newsbox up top.

Happy birfday.

Happy Birthday, Voodoo!   :rock_hard:

Thanks! I'm such a shameless attention-whore.

(http://www.forumspile.com/Attention-GotAttention.jpg)

Sorry, it was reflexive.

(http://scottwax.com/rice/ratedr/attention%20whore3.jpg)

Notice all the confused asians in Samwise's picture? Hmmm...

Happy birthday Voodoolily. I'll take this moment to point out you average as many posts per day as an Adminstrator.

So yeah, shine on you crazy attention diamond.

Let me post some of her interesting user data:


For comparison, here's mine:

Here's me:
PC/Console Gaming & Hardware  2273
General Discussion  1670
Useless News  526

Everything else is spread thin across other boards.

HAPPY  B-DAY, V-LILY!

♥ (http://armoth.fbang.us/forAnnie/SNL%20-%20Jack%20Black%20&%20Will%20Ferrell%20-%20Birthday%20Song%20Skit.mpg) Click me, Goddammit!

Happy Birthday!

(http://www.thecakefairy.co.uk/pix/monkey40.jpg)

Cool.  I thought you were talking about some of the crazy rolls that are so popular.  The sauces do taste good, but the same ones get used over and over.  We load up some of these rolls with all sorts of fish and then it all gets masked by the sauce anyway.

I always cringe when customers ask me to make them rolls that I like.  I mostly eat nigiri and sashimi and end up having to fib about what I like because they want some roll with a bunch of random fish and sauces.

(http://www.rebelpenguin.info/images/hbvoo.jpg)


Happy Birthday VD!

[EDITED FOR THE CHILDREN]

VD?  :roll:

Also, don't be an emotitard!

Sorry that I'm late

Happy Birthday!!  :-)

*I know, I suck...Just a smiley. I don't have any cool pics to post here*

Happy birthday to voodoolily from, um, Samoa. Yeah that's it I'm in Samoa right now. :rock:

Edit: More emoticons/animated GIFs for voodoolily:

(http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/birthday.gif) (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/birthday2.gif) (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/party.gif) (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/beerchug.gif)

(http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/guitar.gif) (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/dancingparty.gif)

Happy Birthday Lilly

(http://www.dapper.com.au/g2nimcake.jpg)

Wow. I was edited.

I'm sorry.. do we have children on this board?

And if we do, shouldn't their parents be worried about something else besides my little post?


And Schild. Shut up. Just shut up. Don't screech. Don't emotitard. Shut up.

Pot, kettle, etc.

Happy Berfday.

I have a new favorite now:  (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/guitar.gif) (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/guitar.gif) (http://www.pandadesigns.com/misc/smiles/guitar.gif)

I hate people who do a shitty job and pretend it's Ok

I hate contractors

I hate InfoSys

/peace


Edit: sry for thread tardiness.  Happy Bday.

I hate emoticons now.

He edited me once, too, for the children, Poptart.  It's ok.  We'll get even.  We have womanly powers he's never even dreamt of.

I have a very nice pair of man-breasts and I know how to use them, thank you.

Do your caress them while making .WAV files?

Yay!! Thanks everybody! I feel very special now. I had a lovely birthday. Sauced made me steak au poivre and took me out for dessert and lattes at Pix Patisserie, my favortie dessert joint. It's very French. I had the Royale:

(http://www.pixpatisserie.com/menu_images/The_Royale_big.jpg)    Instead of that orangish-thingy it has gold dust on it, though.

They also have the Royale with Cheese (come with a sliver of brie).

And I drank 4 bottles of Lambic Peche. Whee! Bithdays for teh winz!

I hate 1990 BMWs with perimeter sensors so sensitive that my shitty stock stereo (not shitty just not uh thumpin?) can set them off.

Fucking morons.

My step-dad's old pickup truck use to do that to our neighbor's vehicle every time he fired it up.

He would then set off each and every alarm as he drove down the street.

NOTE: It was an antique hotrod with bigass headers, and that was it for exhaust. No mufflers, no cats, no other piping. The exhaust exited right off the headers, right behind the front wheel wells. It was gorgeous.