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Title: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: stray on July 07, 2005, 04:43:05 AM
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/brian_cardinal/index.html

LOL. What the hell kind of player profile is that?!!

I know some of you don't care for the NBA, but at least this should amuse you.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Shockeye on July 07, 2005, 07:11:32 AM
(http://www.nba.com/media/act_brian_cardinal.jpg)


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Bunk on July 07, 2005, 07:51:12 AM
I'll tell you what it is, its a fitting picture for any of those Grizzly fucks.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: OcellotJenkins on July 07, 2005, 08:56:26 AM
The woman pointing and laughing at the grizzley fuck is quite amusing.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Ironwood on July 07, 2005, 08:57:40 AM
Did they stealth edit you ??


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Bunk on July 07, 2005, 09:49:20 AM
In my Universe, the Vancouver Memphis Grizzlies never existed.

Fucks.

Fuck the NBA too.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Shockeye on July 07, 2005, 09:57:26 AM
They changed the picture! Bah!


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: stray on July 07, 2005, 09:01:35 PM
In my Universe, the Vancouver Memphis Grizzlies never existed.

Fucks.

Fuck the NBA too.

No market in Vancouver. Simple as that.

I feel for you guys though.....You don't even have the NHL to turn to anymore either.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: stray on July 07, 2005, 09:06:27 PM
They changed the picture! Bah!

Lol, I'm an avid NBA fan, and even I didn't know who he was before that pic. They knew something was up. No one should even be checking out "Brian Cardinal's" profile even once.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Abagadro on July 08, 2005, 10:26:18 AM
Anyone care to describe it?


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Murgos on July 08, 2005, 10:38:32 AM
Second post in this thread?  Square thingie with the image of a person in.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Abagadro on July 08, 2005, 11:02:12 AM
Well that one is still up in the profile and I didn't see anything particular amusing with it. I thought there was another one that was removed that included TEH FUNNAH.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Roac on July 08, 2005, 11:16:02 AM
Well that one is still up in the profile and I didn't see anything particular amusing with it. I thought there was another one that was removed that included TEH FUNNAH.

The picture in the thread is just being pulled from the profile at NBA.  NBA must've ninja-edited their pic.  The original had that guy falling in a bad/goofy way, with a woman in the stands behind him pointing and laughing.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Murgos on July 08, 2005, 11:44:34 AM
Sorry for being sarcastic at you Ab.  My cache was still showing the old picture there so I thought it was not a hot-link.  I'll hook you up.

(http://www.eng.usf.edu/~wjohnso7/images/act_brian_cardinal.jpg)


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: WayAbvPar on July 08, 2005, 11:50:19 AM
Thanks Murgo- I was wondering what the hell was so funny about the (apparently stealth-edited) pic in the OP. The one above looks like an action shot from the Special Olympics.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: HaemishM on July 08, 2005, 01:45:00 PM
Retarded Basketball Player: "I play dah bases-keet-boolll berry berry good."

::: TRIP :::

"I'm o-tay!"

Lady in the Back: "LOOK AT THE RETARD!"


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Abagadro on July 08, 2005, 02:21:20 PM
Ah, Thank You.  Awesome.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Strazos on July 10, 2005, 07:12:54 PM
super-roofle


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: Bunk on July 11, 2005, 10:01:17 AM


No market in Vancouver. Simple as that.

I feel for you guys though.....You don't even have the NHL to turn to anymore either.

I won't get in to it to much here, but believe me, there was a market for it. The NBA made it pretty clear they didn't want to be here though - certainly none of the players did.

Between Draconian limits on our salary cap and draft position, and shitty GM in Stu Jackson, we had a team that couldn't win 20 games a year for our first four seasons.

Despite that, here is a list of the attendance averages they had:

2000-01 563,218 13,737
1999-00 569,864 13,899
1998-99 417,966 16,719
1997-98 660,457 16,109
1996-97 679,422 16,571
1995-96 704,489 17,183

We went through such great moments as drafting Big Country Hick, Steve Francis refusing to play here, not being able to draft any higher than 4th in the year Tim Duncan was eligible - things like that. The team was sold around 1999 to a guy that everyone in the city knew was going to move the team. That pretty much finished off any interest locally.




Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: stray on July 11, 2005, 11:25:39 AM
Thank God that you didn't get Tim (big Spurs fan here).

There's another thing I didn't point out: Teams HATE to travel to the Pacific Northwest for games. They consider Seattle and Portland bad enough......That very well may have factored into what happened in Vancouver.


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: stray on July 13, 2005, 10:51:42 AM
Sorry for being sarcastic at you Ab.  My cache was still showing the old picture there so I thought it was not a hot-link.  I'll hook you up.

(http://www.eng.usf.edu/~wjohnso7/images/act_brian_cardinal.jpg)

Lol, I just noticed that he was on the home court (white uniform), and still being laughed at by that woman on the front row (most likely a season ticket/hometown fan seat).


Title: Re: Funny NBA Pic
Post by: stray on July 14, 2005, 12:41:20 PM
Another winner

(http://www.collegehumor.com/img/n/nba_hawks_joshsmith.jpg)