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3. The clothing was better.

Anyway, so why was all this asshattery less pronounced in UO then?  Oh it was still there, but it wasn't randomly accosting you in the street.

Anyway, so why was all this asshattery less pronounced in UO then?  Oh it was still there, but it wasn't randomly accosting you in the street.

Our guild in WoW is pretty quick to let pickup members know the people behind the toons don't play their gender half the time and the spouses switch off depending on the desired playstyle for the night.  OTOH I recently got booted from a pickup when the two femme toons asked me first off if I was a guy and I said yup.  Yeah we perverts always tell the truth! :roll:

What kind of queerbag servers are you people playing on.

Its no longer so much a matter of perversity, as it is stupidity, or perhaps severe retardation.

EDIT: Not that anyone will tell me, but im gonna go ahead and ask WTF is "mangina"? I had assumed it was a bastardization of Manga, as in a prono version of it, but the above comment makes me think perhaps my definition is wrong...

My GIS for "mangina" found this (http://www.israel-music.com/moshe_giat/yesh_mangina/).

Fucking hell.

Ones where the dominant race choice is Night Elves.

I dig it.

Because the characters were 16x16 sprites. Seriously man, don't even compare things like EQ2 and CoH and WoW with UO in terms of things like graphics. UO was a nasty festering pile of monkey shit. Final Fantasy VI looked lightyears beyond it.

What's the use of having a vagina if you can't use it to exploit sexually frustrated teen-age gamers?

I hardly ever get any free stuff, either. What's the use of having a vagina if you can't use it to exploit sexually frustrated teen-age gamers?  I have, however, received 2 team speak invites in CoH to PROVE I'm really female.  I simply tell them that when I teach my vagina to speak, everyone will know.  I'm sure even CNN will cover the story.

You need to perfect the hair toss. Or to pull in the Jordan fans, tug on your braids.

Jordan?

Nynaeve al'Meara
26 years old. Slender and short, young and pretty. She has dark colouring with a dark braid pulled over her shoulder. Very strong willed, she always does what she believes must be done, never backing down from her duty.

She is regularly giving over to fits of temper and insults. Prickly at best, unbearable at worst. She hates Moiraine and blames her for everything that has occurred, hating her as much as Seanchan, but didn't hide her hate as well as she thinks. She fell in love with Lan soon after leaving the Two Rivers, but he continually put her off. She is brave to the point of madness, but believes herself a coward.

Nynaeve left the Two Rivers on the heels of Moiraine and the group, tracking them to Baerlon with the intention of bringing back the Emonds Field folk. As she was unable to do this she was determined to keep them safe. She was soon informed that she was a wilder, having learning to channel herself.

When learning unknowingly to channel, she learned to tell the weather. This talent has changed to also tell moods. She is a quick learner, as quick as Rand, and is a great believer in justice.

She went to the White Tower with Egwene, and became an Accepted immediately. Later, Liandrin led her, Egwene, Elayne and Min to Falme, where she was to be made damane. Nynaeve and Elayne avoided capture, and later helped Egwene and Min escape. They got back to the White Tower just in time to go hunting the Black Ajah.

Nynaeve, Egwene and Elayne went to Tear on the chase, were captured by Liandrin and company and were rescued by Mat and Juilin. Nynaeve then left with Elayne, chasing the Black Ajah to Tanchico. While in Tanchico, Nynaeve captured Moghedian only to have her escape.

After helping the Panarch regain power, Nynaeve left with Elayne moving into Amadicia where they joined a traveling menagerie. This took them to Ghealdan where they left for Salidar with the remaining Shienarans, who until that time had stayed with Masema.

In a jaunt to Tel'aran'rhoid, Nynaeve managed to capture Moghedian using an a'dam. On the same jaunt and while dragging Moghedian around she helped Rand kill Rahvin by scorching him unexpectedly, and was very nearly killed herself. Elayne made an a'dam that looks like a necklace and had "Marigan" as a servant, while secretly trying to wring lost secrets from the Age of Legends out of her.

With Siuan, Leane and Logain around she decided to find out how to Heal them of severing and was immediately ostracised by the Yellow Ajah for foolish endeavours. She Healed Logain and then Siuan and Leane. However Logain was back to full strength while Siuan and Leane are less than half their strength. She has a special way of Healing using fire and earth where conventional healing only uses air, water and spirit.

She went to Ebou Dar and found the Bowl of Winds with Elayne. They made a terribly one sided bargin with the Sea Folk, captured a Black Sister and apologised to Mat for their behaviour, offering themselves for his protection, Nynaeve grinding her teeth. Also, Lan and Nynaeve finally married.

After leaving Ebou Dar, she was a member of the circle that fixed the weather through the bowl. When the Seanchan attacked the farm owned by the Kin, she and Elayne led the Kin, the Sea Folk and Aes Sedai to Caemlyn.

Nynaeve is a terrible cook and a terrible sewer. At least she admits about the sewing. She believes anything short of death must be Healable.

Becoming very strong in the One Power, she is as strong as Moghedien and not yet at full strength. Her father died some years earlier, but always treated her as the son he never had. Her mother was Elnore.

The embarrasing part is i have read ALL of those books accept the newest one.  I dont really enjoy the series, but a hateful friend of mine turned me on to it years back and i just want to know how it ends.  My great fear is that the old cur will die before he is finished with it.

Book 11?  Obviously, it never ends.

Robert Jordan. Nynaeve tugs on her braid whenever she's.. well.. nevermind.

I wonder if RJ knows that women do things beside fidgeting with their skirts and hair.

Sure- they sniff, roll their eyes, and call people wool-headed.

Every woman in RJ's life must be a raging c**t, judging from his female characters.

I count myself lucky I never read his stuff. I think I would have fallen out of love with the genre.

Read the first 3.  They are from a time before he went into stalling for cash mode.

I count myself lucky I never read his stuff. I think I would have fallen out of love with the genre.

Funny WoW story

Hey Rasix, now that you're finally done with WoW, you can spill the beans now about the horde right?  :-D

I'm just kidding.. it's not going to be the same with you gone.. there's no one to commisserate about a certain Alliance player who tends to spam the hell out of our boards.

Given an absence of catagorization and purpose with a blank slate to draw upon, a WoW server community board could take whatever shape the users of the board wish it too.  Like the communities spawned in game, the server boards are, for lack of a better and more PC term, "completely fucking gay".  Never before have I witnessed a greater amount of bumpfuzzling, back patting, and virtual rimjobbing in a community. Now, this might manifest itself more completely on a PVE server board, as there's no current reason or real incentive for animosity, but a cursory glance at the PVP board reveals much of the same.

If you can stomach these boards, you've likely rolled a night elf, read self-help literature for fun, and enjoy typing uplifting haikus and mailing them off to your co-workers. It's amazing how disgustingly sweet a forum can be in a game that includes the word "Warcraft" in its title.  If the game designers had based the game on the general atmosphere of the boards, I'd be doing quests to help overweight gnomes feel better about themselves, seeing how many night elves I could flirt with in a hour, and then for an elite quest: defeat the grammar dragon by rapid-fire typing in broken English. Your "r u fem irl" hits Grammartron for 1337 points of confusion damage!

Instead of becoming a hotbed for inter-guild trash talk, character assassination, and commerce which one might suspect would happen considering that's what most Everquest board ended up becoming:  they've all become the general chat section.  Stupid attention hogging asswipes attempting their darndest to endear themselves to the entire viewing audience.  This has given rise to a number of generic poster types that I want stab repeatedly with physical representation of my animosity towards their existance (preferibly a big, serated knife):

The Blogger (or the MEMEME):

Ever wanted to know absolutely everything some anonymous night elf mangina does in game and their introspective views on it? You're in luck. You'll get to follow this person's struggles through newbiedom, mid-level crises, and eventual "ding 60, I love you all!" post. In every post they've been sucking up to the main uber guild, so it's no shock that later on you'll hear about them adjusting to uber life, the trials and tribulation of Molten Core, and how they deal with the "lesser" folk. Stay tuned for insightful Battlegrounds musings to come!

Anyone that tells this person to shut the fuck up and get a blog gets grilled for 5 pages by her throng of fawning night elf pals 4 life. This person, also for making themselves beloved by the community as a whole, gets a free pass on anything shitty they do. They can be the biggest prick in game and get nothing more than, "Ohh, she's just a big sweetie, you're an asshole!" even though the mangina just ninja-looted a purple item, threw a fit, and then stranded some group after hearthstoning and logging out. But because she shared with everyone the first time she got loot from Lucifron in only 1000 words of sugary bullshit, everything is forgiven.

Here's an interesting bit that only you will find interesting, the pervy guild leader in question is Security from Trespass.  I still don't see how he got to be somewhat of a horde celebrity on our server.  Trespass was (probably still is) one of the most underachieving guilds on the server.  Not to mention they're a collective of magina control freaks, elf cybering orcs, and general compulsive /dance emoting, slobbering tards.  Ohh wait, you were "just kidding".. but damn.. there's just so much I should probably jot down somewhere.  So many tales of abject stupidy and general ridiculousness.

Evisceration of drama queen snipped