f13.net

Only one more member and we're at 1000!

Yeah, I noticed that last week and have been waiting with bated breath for the next user to register.  Didn't want to call too much attention to it lest somebody snap up The Thousandth Username and then eBay it or something.   :rock:

Shhhhhh.

Edit: Now we have 1000. It's yet to be seen whether it's a gimmick.

Ya know I saw that and just assumed the display number was capped...

Does this mean we're popular? Are we champions?

I'm not sure. I don't think anyone's gotten fired from their job yet for browsing f13. It's just a matter of time though.

Edit: Wait, I left a job because of f13. Ironic that.

Uh, I got fired (in part) for being on f13 for 3-4 hours a day at my last job. I am teh winnzar.

You should get a government job. You'll never get fired. But we may be put on the watch list.

Heh, I've actually been poking around at positions with local jurisdictions (city, county and regional gubment). No, I think corporate is definitely the way to go for me. Small companies are awesome, but if I think I'm getting away with something I'll totally abuse it. At least in corporate there's always the assumption that my ass is being watched.

Internet use was sited in my formal warning on my last job. Of course, they handed me that warning, and I handed it back saying I quit. Not sure how you'd classify that.

Aw, and here I thought you quit to "go west, young man" and live the romantic life of the next Great American Novelist.

It's one facet in a varied mosaic of reasons I came out here.

Did you divinely knock some poor girl up?

Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. It was causing problems in high density areas.

Goddamn. Whatever they put in the water, I want some of that. You're on a roll. It's too bad you aren't playing video games right now. But you do have a computer. Can I interest you in trying out Fairyland?

I'm pretty lucky that this thing can even run Outlook effectively, not to mention that I'm not the sole user. I think this was a top notch machine when the Spice Girls were topping the charts. So, yeah gaming is right out. I'll do movie reviews and various banter in the meantime until I get back to my big-rig at the end of the summer.

Tell me what you want, what you really really want.

I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah

Damn, I'm going to have to start paying you royalties or something.

Break out the bubbly!

(http://www.thisisthelife.com/photos/experiences/large/opening-champagne.jpg)

Snug.