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Title: Wolverine spinoff Post by: sidereal on June 13, 2005, 07:17:21 PM Has this been pointed out yet (http://www.rte.ie/arts/2005/0610/jackmanh.html)?
I could watch a couple hours of Wolverine killing Cyclops. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Samprimary on June 13, 2005, 08:20:42 PM Cyclops: Hi! Let me shake your hand and welcome you to the X-Men.
Wolverine: Fuck you! Is that your wife? Cyclops: Uh, yeah. Wolverine: I'm going to totally start hitting on her, like, even in front of you. Cyclops: What? Wolverine: Have a love triangle, bitch! I'm totally seducing her while I call you a dick! Cyclops: Hey! Fuck you! Everyone: See? He said 'Fuck you!' Cyclops is such a knob gobbler! Cyclops was born to be hated, so they shoulda justified it better in the movie. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: voodoolily on June 13, 2005, 10:18:51 PM When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag (http://webcenters.compuserve.com/compuserve/celebrity/search.jsp?cap=Hugh+Jackman)?
(http://webcenters.compuserve.com/fotosrch/3/20050605NYK52D.jpg) Thsi is not my WOlverine! This is not my Diva! Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Furiously on June 14, 2005, 01:15:55 AM Quote Jackman, who will star in the movie, will produce the film with business partner John Palermo through their new company Seed Productions. I don't see the part about moneyhats Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Arnold on June 14, 2005, 05:12:19 AM When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag (http://webcenters.compuserve.com/compuserve/celebrity/search.jsp?cap=Hugh+Jackman)? (http://webcenters.compuserve.com/fotosrch/3/20050605NYK52D.jpg) Thsi is not my WOlverine! This is not my Diva! HO-LEE-SHIT! I thought that was some obscenely fat man with a wig and a goatee, in a dress. Then I followed the link to find it was really Aretha Franklin. How does someone get that fat? Seriously? Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Yegolev on June 14, 2005, 07:51:43 AM When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag (http://webcenters.compuserve.com/compuserve/celebrity/search.jsp?cap=Hugh+Jackman)? He was faggy (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0035423/Ss/0035423/1219_13.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0035423) before he got claws. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Yegolev on June 14, 2005, 07:53:06 AM How does someone get that fat? Seriously? How about a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T? BLEARG! Fatty Attack! Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: HaemishM on June 14, 2005, 08:48:38 AM Jackman always had a thing for the faggy musicals. I saw something on one of those artsy channels once that had him playing Oklahoma or some shit. I sat fascinated for a minute or two, to see Wolverine belting out tunes, then I remembered my extreme distaste and homophobia with musicals, and turned the goddamned channel.
Or surfed pr0n, odds are good either way. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Shockeye on June 14, 2005, 10:10:01 AM When did Hugh JAckman turn into such a raging fag (http://webcenters.compuserve.com/compuserve/celebrity/search.jsp?cap=Hugh+Jackman)? (http://webcenters.compuserve.com/fotosrch/3/20050605NYK52D.jpg) Thsi is not my WOlverine! This is not my Diva! HO-LEE-SHIT! I thought that was some obscenely fat man with a wig and a goatee, in a dress. Then I followed the link to find it was really Aretha Franklin. How does someone get that fat? Seriously? By eating Mama Cass. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: voodoolily on June 14, 2005, 10:24:11 AM Someone on BEst Week Ever said her dress was made from the wrappers of all the Whoppers she ate.
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Velorath on June 15, 2005, 03:52:28 PM Jackman always had a thing for the faggy musicals. I saw something on one of those artsy channels once that had him playing Oklahoma or some shit. I sat fascinated for a minute or two, to see Wolverine belting out tunes, then I remembered my extreme distaste and homophobia with musicals, and turned the goddamned channel. Or surfed pr0n, odds are good either way. What about Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? That's a fairly masculine musical. Or West Side Story? Or the musical episode of Buffy? You can't watch any of those? Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Shockeye on June 15, 2005, 04:03:23 PM Musical episode of Buffy was fun. I bought the soundtrack.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers is ok, but for a "guy musical" I prefer 1776. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: MaceVanHoffen on June 15, 2005, 04:53:15 PM Jackman always had a thing for the faggy musicals. I saw something on one of those artsy channels once that had him playing Oklahoma or some shit. I sat fascinated for a minute or two, to see Wolverine belting out tunes ... I liked him in Oklahoma. But then, I am out of the closet as a raging heterosexual who enjoys musicals. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Velorath on June 15, 2005, 07:16:01 PM I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it...
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: pants on June 15, 2005, 07:23:02 PM I can't believe you're talking about Hugh Jackman being in faggy musicals without noting his starring role as Peter Allen, Australian broadway star and now dead fag, in the Boy from Oz (http://www.beyondtherainbow2oz.com/bfo16a.jpg)
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Daydreamer on June 15, 2005, 11:34:46 PM Huh, I always pictured Wolverine as more of a Bear...
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Yegolev on June 16, 2005, 06:45:43 AM My favorite musical is The Blues Brothers.
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Murgos on June 16, 2005, 06:48:04 AM Huh, I always pictured Wolverine as more of a Bear... Heh.Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: WayAbvPar on June 16, 2005, 09:19:09 AM Quote from: Velorath I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it... If the aneurysm didn't kill him first. :-D My favorite musical is The Blues Brothers. We're on a mission from God. Good stuff. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: voodoolily on June 16, 2005, 09:20:01 AM Or West Side Story? Are you shitting me? Yeah, dudes running around singing and doing plies and air-splits is totally butch. They're supposed to be bangers! Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: HaemishM on June 16, 2005, 09:37:50 AM I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it... It's quite possible that if such a monstrosity were to take place, I'd have to invent a way to destroy the entire human race as retribution. And no, there's something about musicals of any stripe that I just cannot stand. They drive me absolutely fucking batty. The only one I can sit through is The Wizard of Oz. How that's any less faggy than Okalhoma or West Side Story, I'm not sure, but there it is. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Rasix on June 16, 2005, 09:41:08 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut is the best musical ever made. Hands down.
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: schild on June 16, 2005, 09:46:06 AM Cannibal: The Musical.
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: HaemishM on June 16, 2005, 09:49:44 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut is the best musical ever made. Hands down. Ok, I'll give you that one. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: voodoolily on June 16, 2005, 10:15:09 AM What about Tommy? That shit is perfect. Technically a rock opera, yes, but it's still punk rawk and I love it.
Edit: Oh, yeah, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: sidereal on June 16, 2005, 01:26:34 PM Fiddler on the Roof: Not faggy.
sb.exe, The Musical: Let's do it! The trumpets roar, the drums resound Battle calls, defend the town Our clan stands bold across the plain Our enemy charges like driving rain But, wait! What's this I see? What has happened to meee? It's sb.exe! (dot e x e) dot e x e! (dot e x e) God. Damn. You. ess beee dot eeeee exxxx eeeeeee!!!!! Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: schild on June 16, 2005, 01:33:02 PM You could use the AIDS song from Team America in Sb.exe the musical.
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIIIIIIIIIIDS. See, it's perfect. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: sidereal on June 16, 2005, 01:34:49 PM "9/11 times 100? My God"
"That's right. Ninety-one thousand, one hundred." Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: AOFanboi on June 16, 2005, 01:43:49 PM Other good musicals include the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Little Shop Of Horrors with Rick Moranis in it, and Dancer in the Dark. Dunno if they work in spite of being musicals or because of it though.
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: kaid on June 16, 2005, 02:58:11 PM The funniest musical I have ever heard was somebody did a musical version of at least parts of silence of the lambs.
The whole put the poodle in the basket song just slays me. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Polysorbate80 on June 16, 2005, 03:36:42 PM I would pay good money to see a full-length version of "The King and I" from that Family Guy episode where Peter is the director...
"Tho they tried to defeat me, they can all just freakin' eat me!" Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: schild on June 16, 2005, 03:43:42 PM So, really, we all hate musicals so much that the only ones we like are parodies that take themselves seriously.
Color me astounded. :roll: Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Shockeye on June 16, 2005, 03:45:49 PM I do have a soft spot for "Guys and Dolls", probably because it's based on the writings of a distant relative, but still...
Either Sinatra/Brando or Lane/Gallagher. Of course Simpsons one-upped it with "Luke be a Jedi Tonight". Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: voodoolily on June 16, 2005, 04:05:54 PM It gladdens my heart that I was able to derail this thread to greater, gayer heights. I'm a champion.
HEy guess what everyone? I'm home from work - forever! Not really forever, but I just finished my job and am off until I find a nice job that suits my quirky personality. Or until the Mary Tyler Moore fantasy wears off (it's gonna be me in a dress, apron and heels with a Manhattan in hand and dinner on the table when Sauced gets home every night while I'm not working - squee!). I'm very happy to be done. Yay for me. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Yegolev on June 16, 2005, 07:38:53 PM Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Arnold on June 17, 2005, 12:43:39 AM Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Doc-tor Zaius....
Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Arnold on June 17, 2005, 12:51:28 AM Oh yes, and who can forget William Shatner's 6 hour, 2 intermission, one man, musical version of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar?
:-D Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Ironwood on June 17, 2005, 03:00:16 AM Oh yes, and who can forget William Shatner's 6 hour, 2 intermission, one man, musical version of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar? :-D No-one who was there, I imagine. No matter how much Thorazine they get. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Velorath on June 17, 2005, 01:58:48 PM I wonder, if Uwe Boll made sb.exe: The Musical, could Haemish actually change into the Hulk after being forced to watch it... It's quite possible that if such a monstrosity were to take place, I'd have to invent a way to destroy the entire human race as retribution. How about sb.exe 2: Paradigm Shift Boogaloo, with SirBruce and Brad McQuaid in a break-dancing face-off against each other while Beethoven's fifth symphony plays in the background as you're forced to watch. Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Furiously on June 21, 2005, 10:33:48 AM Quote Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin It does this when it's told It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose And when it's done there's one more thing A simple little task, it's: Put the fucking lotion in the basket. http://www.silencethemusical.com/ Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: MrHat on June 21, 2005, 11:15:17 AM Quote Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin It does this when it's told It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose And when it's done there's one more thing A simple little task, it's: Put the fucking lotion in the basket. http://www.silencethemusical.com/ /laugh What's a Muscial? Title: Re: Wolverine spinoff Post by: Furiously on June 21, 2005, 02:04:20 PM Also check out Robocop the musical on the same page. Its pretty dead on for the Murphy voice.
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