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Title: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: WayAbvPar on June 13, 2005, 09:08:01 AM Sometimes it is good to be the King (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/06/13/swazi.wives.reut/index.html)
Man, I wonder if I can talk my wife into letting me hold some Reed Dances in my apartment. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2005, 09:15:56 AM This man's a real winner.
Quote Mswati early in June said he was not sub-Saharan Africa's only absolute monarch, contending that although political parties were banned in Swaziland, he only made decisions after consulting with the people. No, you can't vote me out. Yes, I will listen to what you have to say. What do you mean you don't like this policy? TOUGH NOOGIES, BITCHES. Bring me another Reed Dance, I'm feeling a bit stroppy. Quote In 1973 Mswati's father, Sobhuza, whose authorized biography says he had 45 official wives, tore up the constitution of the former British protectorate, sandwiched between South Africa and Mozambique. I'm assuming the Constitution he tore up said something along the lines of "Thou shalt only have 43 wives." Quote Mswati's officials are drafting a new constitution, which is set to uphold the ban on political parties. LET THEM EAT CAKE which I won't provide but look at my new Maserati. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Pococurante on June 13, 2005, 11:31:51 AM I'll never understand why any sane man would want more than one wife...
Hundreds of concubines on the other hand. This is reasonable to me. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Viin on June 13, 2005, 11:36:38 AM In this case, I'm sure that wife == concubine.
That said, it makes 3-somes, 4-somes a lot easier to get together. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Fargull on June 13, 2005, 11:38:39 AM "What would you do with a million dollars?"
"You mean, besides two women?" Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Strazos on June 13, 2005, 11:52:19 AM Hell, I'll be in Amsterdam in early July.
The thought of dropping ~Eu200 for 2 chicks is tempting. Then my pride and self-respect steps in and smacks me. And then I remember that STD's = Teh Scaries! Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: WayAbvPar on June 13, 2005, 12:39:58 PM If you are unattached, go for it. Those are the kinds of memories that greying old men take into their frail dotage. Even as syphilis ravages their brain :evil:
Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Pococurante on June 13, 2005, 12:47:51 PM And who is the master of fox hounds?
And who says the hunt has begun? And who calls the tune in the courtroom? And who beats the funeral drum? The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime. You shuffle in gloom in the sickroom And talk to yourself till you die. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Fargull on June 13, 2005, 01:02:41 PM "The Spanish girl begins to bleed
She says her period It's Catholic heaven I have an ancient Indian crucifix around my neck My chest is hard and brown Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin We could plan a murder Or start a religion." Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Daydreamer on June 14, 2005, 01:31:16 AM Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar
Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Shockeye on June 14, 2005, 01:36:45 AM Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar Real men play twelve. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Daydreamer on June 14, 2005, 02:09:21 AM Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar Real men play twelve. Have ever claimed to be a Real Man(TM)? I think I gave that claim up when I learned to make Hummus and Baba Ganouj from scratch. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Murgos on June 14, 2005, 05:39:07 AM Real Men (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093828/)
Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Fargull on June 14, 2005, 07:51:56 AM Right, next smarmy-ass bastard to quote song lyrics older than themselves gets anally violated by the head and neck of my six string guitar Wow, check out the big brain on Brad. Title: Re: I am in the wrong line of work Post by: Paelos on June 14, 2005, 08:47:46 AM I want hot chicks to dance around me while I write. That would probably soak up all the hate though.
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