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Title: Best character description evar! Post by: UnSub on June 11, 2005, 09:10:06 PM Just in case people start to think that CoH lacks that special type of mmog player:
(http://www.evilasahobby.org/Images/description.jpg) Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: schild on June 11, 2005, 09:15:52 PM While I was reading the description I
managed to pop a vein in my forehead and it was then that I realized that this entire box might be filled with one sentence but then, thank god I saw a period that shined like the sun itself it's almost as if the gods of run-on sentences gave him the gift of grammar possessed by 3 year olds around the country whether they be from New York or Plainsassfuck Missouri it's almost too hard to finish reading the box or typing this shit. Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: schild on June 11, 2005, 09:37:57 PM By any chance, did he look like this?
(http://www.f13.net/schild/lc00.jpg) Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: HaemishM on June 13, 2005, 09:38:58 AM (http://www.f13.net/staff/haemish/period.gif)
Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: WayAbvPar on June 13, 2005, 09:48:48 AM Just in case people start to think that CoH lacks that special type of mmog player: (http://www.evilasahobby.org/Images/description.jpg) Someone should go kick his elementary school teachers in the fucking goodies. Or better yet, go back in time and sterilize his parents. Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: Mesozoic on June 13, 2005, 09:53:00 AM Things like this call for a National Ad Campaign to bring awareness to the problem.
They'll need a slogan...something like "Kids: writing is hard, so stop trying!" Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: jpark on June 14, 2005, 07:54:31 AM Look at this way. It's a game that encourages the attempt at literacy :)
Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: Llava on June 14, 2005, 01:53:44 PM I think we'd be better off if these kids not even try. Aim low, kids.
Title: Re: Best character description evar! Post by: MaceVanHoffen on June 15, 2005, 04:59:38 PM Someone should go kick his elementary school teachers in the fucking goodies. Or better yet, go back in time and sterilize his parents. See, as much as I despise that description, it actually fills me with glee. It reassures me that there will always be people to make my fries, deliver my pizza, and generally occupy the servile class we Americans have come to love. My future as a fatass, middle-class consumer living on the backs of the working poor are assured. |