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Title: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Shockeye on June 10, 2005, 10:58:20 AM Quote from: Page 6 AFFLECK'S LOADS OF FUN (http://entertainment.excite.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/06_10_2005_11.html) BEN Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The "Jersey Girl" director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a "Fruit Basket." Smith explains: "I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the [bleep] was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his [scrotum] out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the [bleep] is wrong with you, dude?' What if it got out in the press that that's the kind of thing you do?' He's like, 'No one would ever [bleeping] believe you, sir.' " Besides exposing Affleck's scrotal shenanigans, Smith tells the mag about his hate for Reese Witherspoon, who was once rude to Smith's ex-girl friend, Joey Lauren Adams. "I was at some party with Joey . . . and Reese had just got a part Joey was hoping to get," Smith recalled. "Joey said, 'Hey, Reese — I just wanted to say congratulations. I think you'll do really great with the part,' and Reese just gave her this dead-eyed look and was like, 'Whatever.' What a [bleeping] [bleep]-bag!" Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: WayAbvPar on June 10, 2005, 10:59:53 AM Ha! I knew some guys who would do that to each other during tense Super Tecmo Bowl tournaments. Thankfully I heard the story secondhand.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Shockeye on June 10, 2005, 11:00:39 AM What the fuck is wrong with people?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Samwise on June 10, 2005, 11:20:53 AM Quote from: Page 6 AFFLECK'S LOADS OF FUN (http://entertainment.excite.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/06_10_2005_11.html) BEN Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith... I didn't get that one until a second reading. BRILLIANT. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Miasma on June 10, 2005, 11:32:34 AM I hate to ask this question but - how would he do that? Was he walking on stilts?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Samwise on June 10, 2005, 11:54:39 AM Director's chairs sit pretty low. And Ben's a reasonably tall guy, IIRC. Doesn't seem tough to me.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Hoax on June 10, 2005, 12:17:54 PM There was a kid in my high school who would ask you if you wanted some gum after preping his scrotum area for a quick flash. I guess he figured that his scrotum looked like gum... Of course he eventually evolved the gag to hanging one of his nuts out of his fly and asked if they wanted a gumball. *sigh* High School is so wrong
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Bunk on June 10, 2005, 01:07:23 PM Nuts should never, ever be hung out of ones fly. You're just asking for frank 'n beens zipper incident.
Oh, and to stay on topic: Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms, yo! Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Bunk on June 10, 2005, 01:09:07 PM Actually, to stay more seriously on topic - I did actually like Jersey Girl. I work with a guy who is actually going through almost exactly what happens in the movie, so I guess I can relate.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: tazelbain on June 10, 2005, 02:20:03 PM I'm Ben Affleck, Bitch!
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: AlteredOne on June 10, 2005, 02:51:41 PM This mega rich guy at my college named James McFee III (name slightly changed) would walk up to the salad bar carrying his tray low, with his balls resting on the tray. Because of his father's phat loot, the girls thought he and his exposed nads were cute. For fun, he would spread rumors that various guys had crabs. Some friends and I retaliated with an ad for a gerbilling contest with a picture of a gerbil wearing a mining helmet, with little pull-off tabs with James' name and number. It backfired when one of his ex-girlfriends found out we did it, and told him. Being such a swell guy, he threatened to take us to the deans and have us thrown out of school, on the grounds that Gay Pride week was coming up. I pointed out that gerbilling is an equal opportunity sport, hardly a gay thing. Fortunately when James realized one of his rich buddies was involved in the prank, he backed off. So the moral of the story is, umm, rich guys can do whatever they like with their balls, and people like it. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Trippy on June 10, 2005, 05:20:09 PM This mega rich guy at my college named James McFee III (name slightly changed) would walk up to the salad bar carrying his tray low, with his balls resting on the tray. Because of his father's phat loot, the girls thought he and his exposed nads were cute. There was a baseball player in my Freshman dorm that would do the same thing except he would only do it on our guys-only floor. Except of course that the girls below us would come up on a regular basis and they complained to the RAs so that stopped, thankfully.Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: schild on June 10, 2005, 07:35:31 PM What the hell is wrong with him?
I don't know. But he fucked Alias for another season. The bastige. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Furiously on June 10, 2005, 08:03:02 PM Ha! I knew some guys who would do that to each other during tense Super Tecmo Bowl tournaments. Thankfully I heard the story secondhand. Man those guys sound like sickos.... Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 10, 2005, 08:06:39 PM I guess they're bonding. I think it's kind of sweet.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: ahoythematey on June 11, 2005, 07:16:37 AM You thought that picture of frodo and samwise was sweet. You scare me, signe.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 11, 2005, 10:49:28 AM That pic of Frodo and Sam IS very sweet! Here's another for you:
[EDITED FOR THE CHILDREN] Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: |3o3dha on June 11, 2005, 11:09:16 AM That pic of Frodo and Sam IS very sweet! Here's another for you: [img]http://hometown.aol.com/gayhobbitsesrock/images/frodosam7.jpg[img] You sick, sick mind. That picture freaks me out. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 11, 2005, 11:35:56 AM HEY!!! You censored me! :-o
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Shockeye on June 11, 2005, 11:40:18 AM HEY!!! You censored me! :-o Only because I care about the children. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: schild on June 11, 2005, 04:29:00 PM Goddamn. The whole hobbit gay softcore photo thing is stupid.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 11, 2005, 06:32:57 PM Goddamn. The whole hobbit gay softcore photo thing is stupid. Fine. I'll go grab some gay hobbit hardcore photos for you. You should have told me earlier.... Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: WayAbvPar on June 13, 2005, 09:04:45 AM Goddamn. The whole hobbit gay softcore photo thing is stupid. Fine. I'll go grab some gay hobbit hardcore photos for you. You should have told me earlier.... That is the scariest threat I have ever heard. Plsnokthx. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Strazos on June 13, 2005, 11:27:22 AM Heh, Signe got WTFPWNED by Shockeye. That amuses me.
Also, speaking of Shockeye, I do believe he won the "Cat Week" avatar contest. I smirk every time I look at the damn thing, hehe. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Trippy on June 13, 2005, 05:21:57 PM Also, speaking of Shockeye, I do believe he won the "Cat Week" avatar contest. I smirk every time I look at the damn thing, hehe. I vote for voodoolily and her Scottish Fold kitty.Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Shockeye on June 13, 2005, 06:34:06 PM Cat "week". Bah.
I don't think so. This is cat MONTH. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 13, 2005, 07:33:49 PM Heh, Signe got WTFPWNED by Shockeye. That amuses me. Also, speaking of Shockeye, I do believe he won the "Cat Week" avatar contest. I smirk every time I look at the damn thing, hehe. I have always suspected and now you have confirmed it. Strazos wants Shockeye. Not that there is anything wrong with it. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Samwise on June 13, 2005, 08:09:34 PM Who doesn't want Shockeye, I'd like to know?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 13, 2005, 08:14:50 PM Who doesn't want Shockeye, I'd like to know? Excellent point. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Shockeye on June 13, 2005, 09:37:49 PM You people only want me for my Bitchin' Camero.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: voodoolily on June 13, 2005, 10:25:08 PM I got a Bitchin'Camaro! Bitchin Camaor! Bitchin Camaro! dang but I love the Dead Milkmen.
If I had a pair of balls, you bet yer sweet sassy molassy I'd put 'em on people's necks. In a heartbeat! One uvmy good buddies in high school used to do the tossed salad bit, and it was gross , but if I had nuts I'd put 'em everywhere. You guys should count yer blessings. RTeally. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Shockeye on June 13, 2005, 11:02:52 PM One uvmy good buddies in high school used to do the tossed salad bit, and it was gross See, you aren't GGG. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Samprimary on June 14, 2005, 12:04:57 AM I'm surprised to find that the Hang Brain phenomenon has survived past the 80's.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 14, 2005, 04:59:20 AM And another thread turns into confusing wibble. I must live on a different planet... I have no idea what anyone is talking about anymore.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Pococurante on June 14, 2005, 07:53:43 AM Testicular ventiliation. One of the few great pleasures of being a guy.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Yegolev on June 14, 2005, 08:16:26 AM A Ben Affleck thread immediately turns to a discussion of nutsacks... what's not to understand?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Signe on June 14, 2005, 08:26:00 AM Testicular ventiliation. One of the few great pleasures of being a guy. If this was an attempt to clear up my confusion, you failed. It was kind of you to try, though. I probably don't want to know, anyway. It sounds painfully like poking holes in something tenderl. I would google it but I stopped googling things I don't understand when I find them on f13 unless I'm convinced they are totally innocent... sometimes I still get fooled. Tubgirl taught me an important lesson. Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: voodoolily on June 14, 2005, 10:38:56 AM Honey, at least you didn't learn by stumbling onto goatse. AT WORK.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Arnold on June 20, 2005, 01:40:22 AM Speaking of exposed testicles, who was the guy that teabagged Lord British's keyboard in the late 90s?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? Post by: Bunk on June 20, 2005, 07:48:06 AM I remember that story, but shit, that was so long ago. Can't remember who it was. I do know that it was the first time I had heard of "tea bagging" though.
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