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Title: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: WayAbvPar on June 07, 2005, 02:38:07 PM Dwarf bullfighters (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0002/20050607/1036142280.htm).
This sounds like an unaired Chris Elliott sit-com pilot. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: Abagadro on June 07, 2005, 02:41:49 PM Your post reminded me how much I miss Get a Life.
Greatest.Sitcom.Evar. /tool belt fight! Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: WayAbvPar on June 07, 2005, 02:44:02 PM Your post reminded me how much I miss Get a Life. Greatest.Sitcom.Evar. /tool belt fight! Even now, whenever my friends and I join a league of any kind, our team name is always 'Cheese-Flavored Pants'. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: Shockeye on June 07, 2005, 03:12:50 PM I always wished my father would play submarine in the tub with me.
Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: SuperPopTart on June 07, 2005, 04:41:00 PM I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person".
Sorry. I felt the need to say that. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: Samwise on June 07, 2005, 04:50:36 PM I'm only fifteen inches away from being a small person! Crap. I knew cigarettes would stunt my growth. :cry:
Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: SuperPopTart on June 07, 2005, 04:55:12 PM Smoker !
(http://www.physicaltherapy.ca/cardio/Perm%20Images/nosmoking.gif) Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: Shockeye on June 07, 2005, 05:00:10 PM I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person". Sorry. I felt the need to say that. My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: voodoolily on June 07, 2005, 07:33:53 PM I'm only fifteen inches away from being a small person! Crap. I knew cigarettes would stunt my growth. :cry: Yay! My mom smoked when she was pregnant with me and I still outgrew her by 2 inches. Oh, btw, I'm smoking again. And dammit, I'm happy. But 5-10 cigs a day instead of 1-1.5 packs/day isn't that bad. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: NiX on June 07, 2005, 07:36:59 PM I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person". Sorry. I felt the need to say that. My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: voodoolily on June 07, 2005, 07:41:00 PM (http://home.comcast.net/~mlpaul/polt/Tangina.jpg)
This house is clean. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: Shockeye on June 07, 2005, 07:43:11 PM I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person". Sorry. I felt the need to say that. My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me. Are you trying to hire me to rough up your mother? Who do you think I am? Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: voodoolily on June 07, 2005, 07:45:00 PM I am approximately seven inches removed from being considered a "small person". Sorry. I felt the need to say that. My wife is 5'3". She is a little person to me. Are you trying to hire me to rough up your mother? Who do you think I am? lol. Yay! This quote is so nested I just stepped in bird shit. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: HaemishM on June 08, 2005, 12:07:54 PM Midget bulls fighting midget bullfighters. OLE!
This should be the setting of Bad Santa 2. Title: Re: It is too weird NOT to be true Post by: SuperPopTart on June 08, 2005, 12:16:40 PM (http://images.ihatemycubicle.com/horny_bull.jpg)
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