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Title: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Shmtur on June 06, 2005, 07:36:53 PM At least for about 5 minutes or so.
NSFW. (http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/jessica_alba_seethru/) Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: schild on June 06, 2005, 07:41:39 PM NSFW
2006x3000 hi-res http://img197.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img197&image=jessicaalbasyba1506cw.jpg http://img197.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img197&image=jessicaalbasyba1390wy.jpg http://img197.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img197&image=jessicaalbasyba1418wr.jpg http://img197.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img197&image=jessicaalbasyba1487ob.jpg http://img197.exs.cx/img197/3448/jessicaalbasyba1499bg.jpg I earned my i.net paparazzi merit badge years ago. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Shmtur on June 06, 2005, 07:47:18 PM Despite the "this is why we can't have nice things" line, apparently once in a while we still get nice things.
Isn't it great? Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Ironwood on June 07, 2005, 01:19:56 AM These quickly hit fark yesterday, so I can only assume they're the same ones I saw there. (At work just now, not going to check.)
However, even if we're talking about two different things, I can only say - Jessica is teh Hottie. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Mesozoic on June 07, 2005, 06:16:02 AM 1) Janet Jackson
2) Tara Reid 3) Sophie Marceau 4) Jessica Alba What a beautiful epidemic. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: kaid on June 07, 2005, 06:53:17 AM I am guessing that is a case of cloth that probably does not look that transparent in person but does on camera. Still while it may be embarassing for Jessica all I can say is BOOYA.
kaid Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Ironwood on June 07, 2005, 07:13:05 AM I am guessing that is a case of cloth that probably does not look that transparent in person but does on camera. Still while it may be embarassing for Jessica all I can say is BOOYA. kaid I guess we ARE talking about the same things then. She has lovely, lovely breasts. *sigh* Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Paelos on June 07, 2005, 07:16:14 AM Sophie was better. I just can't get on board the Alba train. They are nice, but she bugs me facially for some reason.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Ironwood on June 07, 2005, 07:37:21 AM Me too. Mostly because, facially, she doesn't have about 10 inches of my man meat in her mouth.
Er, too much ? I'm at work and I'm bored. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Bunk on June 07, 2005, 02:44:20 PM 1) Janet Jackson
2) Tara Reid <------ 3) Sophie Marceau 4) Jessica Alba Lets all sing the song together: "One of these things is not like the other..." Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: schild on June 07, 2005, 02:45:29 PM 1) Janet Jackson 2) Tara Reid <------ 3) Sophie Marceau 4) Jessica Alba Lets all sing the song together: "One of these things is not like the other..." He meant it's just getting better. I'd take frankennipple over any of the jackson family members. They are just too fucked up. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: WayAbvPar on June 07, 2005, 02:47:27 PM I am not sure...Tara Reid's boob looked like a fried egg with a broken yolk. Her plastic surgeon should have his hands cut off. Unless of course he was handless before the surgery and pulled a Daniel Day-Lewis with the scalpel.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Shockeye on June 07, 2005, 03:13:38 PM I am not sure...Tara Reid's boob looked like a fried egg with a broken yolk. Her plastic surgeon should have his hands cut off. Unless of course he was handless before the surgery and pulled a Daniel Day-Lewis with the scalpel. I guess her abdominal area is pretty bad with marks from excess liposuction. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: voodoolily on June 07, 2005, 07:36:19 PM Me too. Mostly because, facially, she doesn't have about 10 inches of my man meat in her mouth. That's because you only have 3 inches of man meat. Edit: The thing about that site that's useless is that anyone can see Angelina Jolie full-frontal in Gia. And she was only like, 20 when she made it. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Arnold on June 07, 2005, 09:23:58 PM 1) Janet Jackson 2) Tara Reid 3) Sophie Marceau 4) Jessica Alba What a beautiful epidemic. Tara Reid? That shit was just disgusting. It was one big mass of scar tissue in front of some boobage. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: schild on June 07, 2005, 09:30:09 PM I'd link to the Kirsten Dunst bikini incident, but I'm too lazy. If I made that list I wouldn't have put Janet or Tara anywhere near there.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: Strazos on June 08, 2005, 06:20:35 AM Seconded.
Alba made my life better just with her Sin City scenes. But these are nice, too. Title: Re: Jessica Alba improves the lives of men everywhere Post by: AOFanboi on June 08, 2005, 08:40:48 AM I'd take frankennipple over any of the jackson family members. You should get some of the 1990s La Toya issues of Playboy. She had the wisdom to (somewhat) flee that fucked-up family. |