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Title: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: Shockeye on May 31, 2005, 01:41:41 PM Quote from: IOL Bride and best man in a bit of a fix (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&&click_id=29&art_id=iol1117538710756F200) May 31 2005 at 02:22PM Zagreb - Word to the wise: never have sex with your husband's best man, especially at your wedding. One bride in Croatia refused to heed the warning and was caught in the act with the best man in a toilet stall at her wedding reception. Doctors then had to be called in when the couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them. Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up. Eventually, after a trip to the hospital, the bride was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free. The wedding party did, however, continue after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding. Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: schild on May 31, 2005, 01:44:37 PM Well. That was awkward. I tried to find a picture of a hot "Croatian Chick" on google, but all it returned was bukkake and shemales.
That's fucked up. Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: WayAbvPar on May 31, 2005, 01:44:45 PM Quote Doctors then had to be called in when the couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them. Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up. Eventually, after a trip to the hospital, the bride was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free. Couldn't they have just turned the hose on them? Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: Paelos on May 31, 2005, 01:47:20 PM It's like a regular wedding reception, with MUCH more drinking.
Seriously though, the spasm thing is priceless. That'll learn ya! Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: Bunk on May 31, 2005, 03:06:44 PM Now hold on a minute here, is that even fucking possible? What the hell was holding on to what? I mean seriously, did he get it tied in a knot inside after he went limp or something?
Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: schild on May 31, 2005, 03:17:20 PM No doubt she had her legs wrapped around him.
They were in a stall, a third world country stall at that. I can only think of two positions in a cramped area like that. I don't know why I mentioned "third world" up there. Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: Merusk on May 31, 2005, 03:35:23 PM Now hold on a minute here, is that even fucking possible? What the hell was holding on to what? I mean seriously, did he get it tied in a knot inside after he went limp or something? The way you're thinking of? Yes, it is. So, ow. Edit: Now with linkage (http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/Forum106/HTML/000753.html) Suspect info source, I'm sure. But I've heard of it before this. Title: Re: Wedding Reception? Naw, Divorce Reception! Post by: Paelos on May 31, 2005, 07:21:30 PM And I wasn't even thinking of that. Wow. Words have no meaning for how bad that is.
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