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Title: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: Shockeye on May 28, 2005, 10:49:28 AM Quote from: Dutch News Raunchy burglars just couldn't wait (http://www.expatica.com/source/site_article.asp?subchannel_id=19&story_id=20474&name=Raunchy+burglars+just+couldn't+wait) 27 May 2005 AMSTERDAM — Two burglars were literally caught with their pants down when they were arrested after having sex in a home they had just broken into. Neighbours heard strange noises coming from the house in Beuningen and alerted police, newspaper 'De Telegraaf' reported on Friday. The responding officers arrested a 35-year-old Beuningen woman and a 39-year-old Nijmegen man in the home. Both suspects told police that while standing outside the house, they suddenly wanted to have sex. The man then climbed into the house via the fan light above the front door and let the woman in by opening the door. Police consulted with the public prosecutor on the matter and the charges were dropped against both man and woman. The suspects were then released. Bold mine. Title: Re: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: WayAbvPar on May 31, 2005, 09:14:55 AM Sometimes you just gotta have it. Serious damage could have occured to their genitalia if they waited (or had sex in an unsafe location).
Title: Re: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: schild on May 31, 2005, 09:16:32 AM (or had sex in an unsafe location). You mean like the back of a Volkswagen? Title: Re: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: Murgos on May 31, 2005, 09:52:44 AM The joke was "...likes to screw women in an uncomfortable place. You mean like in the back of a Volkswagon?
Title: Re: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: Samwise on May 31, 2005, 09:54:03 AM Yes, that was the joke. But I think you just killed it.
Title: Re: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: schild on May 31, 2005, 09:56:53 AM Murgos, give me more credit than that. I can only work with what's in front of me. Which in this case WASN'T A DIRECT QUOTE. Next time I'll just modify the above users message so my joke is flawless. :roll:
Title: Re: Is there anything illegal in Amsterdam? Post by: Fargull on May 31, 2005, 11:49:38 AM Don't drop the hate on Murgos, he still gets the shivers from Torak being dead and all....
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