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Darth Vader takes it all off in Malaysia (http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_27-5-2005_pg9_3)

Women factory workers were shocked when a man in a full Darth Vader costume paraded menacingly in front of them and then flashed his genitals, Malaysian media reported.

The women were waiting for their bus after work in Seremban south of the capital when the man got out of his car and strutted in front of them in the costume of the evil character from the Hollywood blockbuster Star Wars.

Suddenly, he flung back his outfit to reveal his genitals. When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and sped off. “At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts,” one of the women, identified only as Priscilla, told The Star.

“Next time it will not be ‘Revenge of the Sith’ but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again,” she added — a reference to the latest movie in the Star Wars series. Police said they needed details of the flasher’s car registration number to track down the offender. afp

Your title reminded me of this oldie but goodie from BBspot:

Windu's Saber Size Envy of Other Jedi (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/04/jedi.html)

Jealous is he? Much to learn he has. Length, girth - words of the dark side they are.

here have been reports that Anakin has experimented, unsuccessfully, with "quantum photon enhancers", which only resulted in his light saber turning a deep purple for about a week.