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Title: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Shockeye on May 25, 2005, 11:10:41 AM
Quote from: The Sun
Sly dig at 'hero' Orlando (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005240130,000.html)

By EMILY SMITH

HARDMAN Sylvester Stallone has blasted “wimpy” film action heroes like Orlando Bloom.

Stallone, 58, said: “Today’s idea of an action hero is Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom? Give me a break.”

Brit Orlando stars in blockbuster movie Kingdom Of Heaven.

But Stallone, who is set to film Rambo 4 and Rocky 6, is unimpressed.

He said: “I’m still in my prime and I look forward to showing fans the REAL action hero again.”

This useless news post is dedicated to schild.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 25, 2005, 11:14:48 AM
Speaking of Sly-

Quote
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger suspects his former rival Sylvester Stallone of leading a secret 1980s campaign to give the Terminator star a reputation as a Nazi sympathizer, according to a new book.

Linkage (http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#celeb7)

No word on whether Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal were involved.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Daydreamer on May 25, 2005, 11:14:12 PM
What? No love for Dolph Lundgren (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/bio)?

Nobody ever respects the blondes.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: SuperPopTart on May 26, 2005, 07:26:54 AM
I am not sure why I am shocked that he (Dolph) has a Master's Degree in Chemical Engineering, or an I.Q of 160...


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Mr_PeaCH on May 26, 2005, 07:44:19 AM
Somebody remind Stallone that he's 58 and stands five foot seven with lifts in his shoes.  REAL action hero my ass.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Ironwood on May 26, 2005, 08:29:02 AM
Yeah, I'll remind him.  From a fair fucking distance away, mind you...


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: schild on May 26, 2005, 08:30:53 AM
Only time I can remember Sly being an action hero was in Rambo and Rocky.

I'm sorry but the guy is too much of a mushmouth for him to be much of anything. His fame is based purely on luck. Sean Connery, at 60, is more of an action hero than he ever was. Hell, Chris Tucker in Rush Hour is more of an action hero than Sly.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Furiously on May 26, 2005, 10:06:54 AM
Don't be dissing Lt. Lenina Huxley's rear.

Looks like he matched his meet. You really licked his ass. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/)


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: HaemishM on May 26, 2005, 11:05:08 AM
BEST SLY MOVIE EVAR!


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Furiously on May 26, 2005, 11:19:26 AM
Well - I'll certainly go best Sandra Bullock movie evah!


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: Shockeye on May 26, 2005, 02:32:48 PM
Well - I'll certainly go best Sandra Bullock movie evah!

No. Fire on the Amazon (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0106913/) is better.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 26, 2005, 02:44:42 PM
Which is the movie where she shuts the fuck up? That will be my favorite, if it is ever released.


Title: Re: You tell 'em Sly!
Post by: schild on May 26, 2005, 06:13:40 PM
Sandra Bullock did not in fact get naked in Fire on the Amazon. So sorry.