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Title: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: Shockeye on May 25, 2005, 10:59:16 AM Quote from: AP Suntan Oil Helps Calif. Woman Escape Attacker In Park (http://www.local10.com/news/4530533/detail.html) POSTED: 12:11 pm EDT May 25, 2005 FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. -- Here's proof that using suntan lotion can save your life. Authorities in Orange County, Calif., said a woman who had slathered herself with suntan oil escaped an attacker because she was too slippery for him to grab. The woman told authorities she was jogging on Sunday morning when another jogger began following her. She ducked into a park restroom. When she emerged from a stall, the attacker lunged from another stall and grabbed her arm. An Orange County sheriff's spokesman said the woman was wearing "a large amount of suntan oil," making her skin slippery and hard to grasp. She struggled with the man, screamed, and ran away. The attacker hasn't been found. Copyright 2005 by The Associated Pre Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: WayAbvPar on May 25, 2005, 11:02:40 AM Send the dogs looking for the drooling pervert whose hands smell like cocoa butter. They should have the guy within the hour!
Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: Furiously on May 25, 2005, 11:10:45 AM You've just described half the people in the park.
Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: WayAbvPar on May 25, 2005, 11:11:39 AM My point exactly. They can pin it on anyone, then get back in time for coffee and donuts.
Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: Furiously on May 25, 2005, 12:31:22 PM I watched supertroopers a couple days ago on Comedy Central.
It was bad. I have a feeling it would be funnier the 2nd time. Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: HaemishM on May 25, 2005, 01:06:55 PM Super Troopers is teh funney, though it loses something with the deleted profanity. Keep in mind it's MEANT to be as stupid as possible.
Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: Furiously on May 25, 2005, 01:16:47 PM I'll add it to Netflix.
Title: Re: Greasing yourself up may save your life. Post by: Paelos on May 25, 2005, 01:57:15 PM CANDY BAAAAARS!
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