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Title: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages Post by: HaemishM on May 24, 2005, 08:51:14 AM Wannabe Jedi's Vie for Darwin Award (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005230662,00.html#dumbass)
Quote Jedi fans petrol inferno By JOHN TROUP and ANDY RUDD TWO Star Wars fans suffered horrific burns in a mock battle with home-made lightsabers filled with PETROL. Shelley Mandiville, 17, and Mark Webb, 20, made the weapons with fluorescent light tubes. They filled them with fuel and washing-up liquid to act out a Jedi Knight fight scene from new movie Revenge Of The Sith. They lit the liquid to illuminate the makeshift toys. But it exploded — covering them both in the burning mixture. Firefighters discovered Shelly and Mark with serious burns after being called to woodland near Hemel Hempstead, Herts, on Sunday Police were studying a video camera found at the scene. It was thought that a third person was taping the “duel” — who fled in terror when the disaster happened. A local who visited the scene said: “You could see two fluorescent light tubes on the ground next to a badly burned area of ground. “Police said the plan was probably to film what happened and submit it to one of these Jackass-style TV shows or put it on the internet.” Police were waiting to interview Shelley and Mark, who were both in a critical condition in hospital last night. I want the video. Title: Re: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages Post by: schild on May 24, 2005, 08:56:04 AM I want one of the lightsabers.
Goldenpalace.com here I come. Title: Re: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages Post by: Ironwood on May 24, 2005, 09:04:55 AM Fuck me, I feel old. I did this when the original Star Wars came out...
Minus the petrol, tho. My brother and I got such a fucking leathering from the old man for it. Those flouro tubes shatter into thousands of razor shards. Cool. Title: Re: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages Post by: voodoolily on May 24, 2005, 09:14:55 AM Gives 'napalm death' a new meaning.
My brother and I used the curtain rods from our bedroom windows and I actually nailed him in the face. He was only 4! :cry: He still has a bitchin' 3/4-inch long scar on his cheek. :evil: God I've become really emoticon-happy lately. Title: Re: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages Post by: WayAbvPar on May 24, 2005, 09:23:38 AM You should have a cigarette. I am sure it would help.
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Title: Re: Bet they smelled like Sausages... Jedi Sausages Post by: voodoolily on May 24, 2005, 09:29:15 AM Nice try, The Jesus. I already had to have a "do-over" last weekend. I was already thinking about smoking, so nyah nyah nyah!
Edit: With that new avatar of yours, I almost just wanted to bust out "Oh no you DEH-ENT! Bitch, I will FUCK you up." Princess Fuckyouup almost came out to play. |