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Amen!

She is a dunce.


I would still hit it.

I wouldn't. She's so lazy, she calls in the maid to fake her orgasms.

She really isn't all that.

But I would still hit it too.

Like I care if she is faking it???  :evil:

She gives a mean hummer (judging from "One Night In Paris"), which is more than 95% of the starlets would do, I would guess. 

She's a duct tape and double bagger. Then. Maybe. I'd Hit it. If she'd pay me.

Why do you think?

Eh, that's beside the point anyways. Any woman who wants to do that kind of thing, can do that kind of thing. Well. And there are many. If she's "special" in some way, it isn't because of that. The whole "good" or "bad" blowjob thing doesn't really make sense to me.

I mean, when exactly have you ever said to a woman "Stop giving me oral sex! You're terrible."

Whether you have or haven't, I think that WayAbvPar found an example where you would say that here (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=3270.0).

Sigh. You leave me no choice.

(http://www.manbir-online.com/grafics/down.jpg)

Are you down?

Holy shitbaboons, woman.  That's about eighteen kinds of wrong.  Admit it, you are really some guy wearing nothing but a raincoat with an AOL account, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!?

I am deeply saddened that none of you have ever known chicks who make fun of retards. I mean, c'mon. And retarded babies are even more teh funniez!

She's DV. Get her!.....I mean him.

Hmm...

No, I don't really believe that. But geez, "holy shit" is right. No, I'm not down.

You down wit Tri-So-My?
Yeah you know me!

? ? ? :|

It's a G-Thang.

(Stray- Down's syndrome is also called Trisomy-21, because it's caused by an extra 21st chromosome. And the G-Thang is from Naughty By Nature's 'OPP'.)

I know what OPP is, but didn't know about Trisomy-21. Maybe that's a sign of another form of retardation?

Can we stop making fun of the downies?

It's my natural response to the onslaught of "I'd hit that". I'll stick to making fun of fatties if it makes you feel better, Shockeye.

I can't find any screenshots of the downy bear.

I don't suppose that's what you meant.

Natural response when guys say it maybe...

Sigh. No more making fun of retards. I really can't have nice things, can I?

NSFW (http://www.devincf.com/images/nsfw.jpg)

I thought this fit well with skanks.

(http://home.teleport.com/~gjwhite/images/snuggles.jpg)

It's Snuggles.  And you suck for making me recall that piece of useless trivia :(

Yeah, I noticed everyone ignored my Michael Ian Black thread.

Because as we all know, women are completely asexual when left to develop in a neutral environment and never discuss things amongst themselves like which boys are cute (which is EXACTLY the same as saying 'I'd hit that') or how sex was with thier boyfriend last night.

God damn you ride a high horse.

That's an unfortunate phrasing given the overtly sexual content of this thread ...

Oh, wah wah wah. Quit being such a pussy, Murgos. I have to entertain myself in forums in which I do not relate. I enjoy being one of the bros, but I still get bored sometimes when the topic turns to which dumb broad is doable.

The State had a great skit where they smacked the Snuggles Bear around with an iron.

And hey, Voodoo. Paris isn't doable. She's abusable. There's a difference. I don't think anyone around here would want to listen to her pillow blather. Don't put yourself in the same category as her. She's truly nothing more than a piece of meat.

Well, I wouldn't really go that far.

Thanks, schildy. I actually happen to think Paris Hilton is hot, but vapid. Kinda like Keanu Reeves.

The only reason I posted this was because of the running joke between schild and myself that I hate to read.

I hear that he reads quite a bit. He's like me: Has bad articulation.

She's a piece of meat. Quite possibly one of the only celebrities I've seen that doesn't have an inkling of a clue where she is at any given time. I can see why some people think she's hot. But she's definately not a female Keanu. Maybe a female Ashton Kutcher. But let's put it this way, the only thing I can see people fawning over her for is to nail her (and then, maybe rob her blind).

And I guess that's what vapid celebrities are for, nailing. But then, she's near the bottom of the popularly "hot" celebrities I'd like to have an anecdote about for shooting the shit with friends.

Edit: I got Shockeye's joke. And it's true. The fucker hates to read. You may wonder why he doesn't frontpage much. This is why.

Edit: Shockeye on the other hand knows where he is most of the time. But I bet he wouldn't read the signs if he got lost.

Much? More like ever.


If it's a picture sign, no problems.

As much as I agree with most everything else you said, I can't go so far as to call anyone a piece of meat. Kind of makes me feel sorry for people like that when others see them that way. I'd rather not.

You really feel sorry for a little twat that could buy and sell your ass? You are a better person than me.

Shockeye, if you don't read, how can you tell if a story is funny enough to post here? Is that why you use TeamSpeak? So you won't hafta read all that chatting? Aren't you reading RIGHT NOW?

You should really see the live action Great Teacher Onizuka from Japan. You'd love it, and before you ask - yes, it's related to your comments.

As for Shockeye reading. He has a seeing-eye robot. Only for reading. It sits on his right shoulder like a parrot and screams profanities at the townfolk.

Hmm....I'm not for sale?

Seriously though, is that what the irritation with people like her is about? Envy?

All I was saying is that everyone's human and has some worth. I gotta respect at least that. Have you ever tried to just see the world through someone else's eyes? Could be a friend, or a random person on the highway. Maybe someone on television, or someone you walk by in the mall, or even someone you hate. Nobody is just "that" or just "this" (i.e. Paris isn't just a piece of meat).

Anyways, I'm going overboard here, and that's more than I cared to explain.
I'll try to check it out.

/googling

What episode should I be looking at Schild??

edit: nm, you said live action

edit: Read a little on it.

Well, I've never cosplayed, and I'm not sure what it has to do with my comments (that I'm a former delinquent asshole, trying to be a nice guy now?)...But you're right. I'd probably like it. And I hate anime.

I think you've been waiting for a reason to suggest me that.

I have a program that reads all text on the screen to me. While I lay on the couch. And I'm using dragon naturally speaking to dictate my response because typing is too much effort for me as well.

Pass the chicken wings and sticks of butter, please.

I agree with you.  Have since he fucked up Carlin's comeback role in B & T.

But. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006ZXSI/qid=1116032202/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-8297191-8910210?v=glance&s=dvd)

The perfect role for him - stiff & poorly delivered lines are exactly right for the role of a blasted vet trying to remake himself into what we now call the greatest generation.  But then I'm very fond of vineyards so my definition of romance is suspect.

In case you can't get enough of Ms. Hilton:

Paris Hilton Touts Spicy Burger in TV Ad (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050514/ap_en_tv/people_paris_hilton)

Glad to see someone else liked A Walk in the Clouds.  One of Keanu's better films.  Though while I can see the stiff part, I've never really understood why people think the poorly delivered part.  Keanu's done a lot of films that I think he's pretty good in.

For the record, I would not "hit that", that meaning Paris Hilton.

I have an illogical bias against blondes.

I like all girls except Asians (Not a racist thing. I'm part Asian myself. I just feel a little weird around them.....Like I'm dating my mother). How's that for illogical bias?

I bet I end up marrying one.

I'm with Strazos. Red heads and brunettes. Race doesn't matter.

I will third that. For some reason blondes naturally gets points off from me, maybe because it's so overdone.

As far as Paris Hilton goes, part of the problem with celeb culture is that people who hate some celebs are still letting themselves be defined by that. In a way it's an admission of the awesomeness of celebs. To me Hilton is just someone I see on TV occasionally. I've never met her and never will, nor have I watched anything she's in, I really don't give a shit about her one way or another. She doesn't deserve her money but that can be said for a ton of people. She's not worth getting angry about or even thinking about, it's just a waste of time. It's like people who define their musical taste as disliking pop - just like what you like and leave it at that.

Her sister is better looking than her anyway.

For more points against Paris:

(http://users.rowan.edu/~astill71/parisnotits.jpg)


I may not be a big boob guy, but something is better than nothing.

At least shes honest

If she was honest she'd be topless and have "I have no brain" written across her chest.

Thats on her undies.

I wouldn't say that. Push comes to shove, I might actually have sex with a piece of beef, if forced. Paris Hilton? She doesn't have enough money to me listen to her fake an orgasm.

Especially when your wife does it for free.

\rimshot

(sorry, it's the nicotine withdrawal)

"I ALWAYS notice that bored look in their eyes!"

If Shockeye is so adverse to reading why has he had so many jobs at bookstores? Does he just like to hang out with liberals that much?

I've seen him read, he owns a great deal of books. I've known him to not sleep or eat for days while on the Internet (pre wife and children). Wednesday's he wouldn't miss 90210 though!!!

Not only is she proud to act like a complete retard, she also seems to think she's better than everyone at the same time. Meat? That's a compliment to her. I think she's ugly, air headed and a waste of paper when tabloids decide she's worthy of a page.

Nix, your avatar looks EXACTLY like this dude I used to get weed from. I shit you not.