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Title: Burger King v the Police
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 06, 2005, 10:39:33 AM
Apparently this has been on Stern; first I have heard of it. If this is real, this fucking bitch should be fined for wasting the 911 operator's time.

Audio of 911 call (http://www.kaspershow.com/timages/page/media/burger.wma)



Title: Re: Burger King v the Police
Post by: Roac on May 06, 2005, 10:58:53 AM
Girl: You're supposed to be here to protect me.
Operator: Is this, like, a harmful cheeseburger or something? 

lol, this is fantastic.  I'd rather see stuff like that on the news than the Runaway Bride.


Title: Re: Burger King v the Police
Post by: HaemishM on May 06, 2005, 11:25:29 AM
Too bad it didn't end with "Ma'am, we're going to send some officers to you to provide a complementary Rodney King beatdown. Have a nice day."


Title: Re: Burger King v the Police
Post by: Samwise on May 06, 2005, 11:29:33 AM
If there's any justice in the world, she'll bleed to death in an alley someday because the 911 lines were too busy to respond to her ambulance call.


Title: Re: Burger King v the Police
Post by: Strazos on May 06, 2005, 02:15:54 PM
She should be arrested for that kind of bullshit. Someone could have been in real trouble, and here this bitchass soccer was, wasting time over a damn burger.

Get your money back, get back in the minivan, and drive your fatass home, bitch.


Title: Re: Burger King v the Police
Post by: Samwise on May 06, 2005, 02:17:11 PM
I should add that it's that Burger King manager's solemn duty to personally whack off in every burger she orders there henceforth.