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Title: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 03, 2005, 02:48:39 PM I revisited this, and I just think the Mystic Journey Player of the Day (http://www.fairyland.com.my/playeroftheday/potd.htm) deserves his own thread. WE can periodically review and make fun of the joys of Engrish.
Edit: This month isn't as good as not as good as this one (August 27, 2004): (http://www.fairyland.com.my/playeroftheday/27082004-berry.jpg) Quote Hi there, It's Berry over here..well, though it wasn't my nick the Fairyland but..those who knew me shall hear my big name , Reason? Ha! painful and simple ..cos i m the most talkative member in my clan ..talk almost anything and everything ! And yes, just one word for Fairyland ' I'm lovin it' maybe it's Mc donnal's de slogan , so i make myself one for Fairyland .i m not sure if all might love it but why not give it a try , it is ' No fairyland..no life ' It what i and my spouse ( in fairyland ) talk everytime we online .Simple and painful , why? I have class (school) in the morning and came home in afternoon , the first thing i do was rushing over to the pc and that's the story begin .. the best part? i get to knew all sort of friend ..from all country around the world , disadvantage ? Haha..shall i speak it out ? Alright .honestly..the worse part is ..p2p(pay to play ) is just around the coner , well ..as i say..there's no free lunch in the reality.. so i discuss this with my buddy.. and both of them agree to continue playing even it's CHARGING..why? ' No Fairyland No Life ' YaY ! Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: Paelos on May 03, 2005, 02:51:32 PM Quote Then later i joined her clan, MarSHeaVeN. "Hey guys, let's come to Mars, dun miss the Earth and the ppl ard XD, rocket will not wait for u, go inside fastXD". Here thx Daze, wind, erase and unbreakable for the funXD. You broke my brain. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: schild on May 03, 2005, 02:54:59 PM Future World Leaders. You just watch.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: HaemishM on May 03, 2005, 02:55:30 PM My mind just went SPROING!
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: voodoolily on May 03, 2005, 02:58:04 PM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/Antiblaze/necroanti.jpg)
The forums are funny too. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: voodoolily on May 03, 2005, 03:16:58 PM I want to change this to the "why Asia is way funnier than America" thread. Can someone do that please?
(http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.23858.002.jpg) Fragrance Tales? (http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.23844.001.jpg) Read the fine print on the lower image. Love Like Powdery Snow??? WTF?! Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: Furiously on May 03, 2005, 03:19:35 PM No wonder their eyes are glazed over - they are all coked out.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread Post by: Strazos on May 03, 2005, 03:36:39 PM Jesus H Christ, I didn't even get through the first sentence of that quote before I had a mental seizure.
Teh Funnies. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Hoax on May 03, 2005, 05:13:23 PM bra-fucking-vo...
Somebody should put the Touch-Dic up here too, heh. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: schild on May 03, 2005, 05:14:59 PM I was going to wait for someone else to notice, but I can't help myself.
"Fragrance Tale" is for 12 year olds. ... Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Paelos on May 03, 2005, 09:38:24 PM I was going to wait for someone else to notice, but I can't help myself. "Fragrance Tale" is for 12 year olds. ... Hey look, it's my vomit! Die. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Bunk on May 04, 2005, 08:02:09 AM Its like my mind went in to self defense mode. Without consiously trying, I just started skim reading it after the first sentence. I think any actual effort to comprehend that could have done damage.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 09:52:34 AM (http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.27038.006.jpg)
Aww..., c'mon baby. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 09:54:56 AM (http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.16825.003.jpg)
Wait, Princess Maker 4?! There are more? This is a sim for young gay boys. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 09:56:18 AM Okay, last one until someone else posts, I promise. You just gotta take a looksy at this:
(http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.03208.011.jpg) Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: WayAbvPar on May 04, 2005, 10:23:47 AM Wow... the blue haired boy has big breasts.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Murgos on May 04, 2005, 11:11:52 AM Wait, Princess Maker 4?! There are more? This is a sim for young gay boys. Nope. Actually its a sim for middle-aged business men. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 11:15:31 AM *shudder*
I think the husboyfriend and I are gonna get a Japanese/NTSC PS2 console so I can start ordering some of this shit. He warned me that it'll mostly be dialog-heavy dating sims, but hey, whatevs. I need something new. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Yegolev on May 04, 2005, 11:21:25 AM *shudder* I think the husboyfriend and I are gonna get a Japanese/NTSC PS2 console so I can start ordering some of this shit. He warned me that it'll mostly be dialog-heavy dating sims, but hey, whatevs. I need something new. Easier to buy JP dating sims for the PC, if you are serious about it. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 11:24:20 AM No, I just want the console games. I'm totally not serious about it. I want to play the Japanese version of some of my old faves anyways. Besides, we have three consoles, a handheld and only one PC, and since I don't like MMOGs and he does, we usually divvy up the geek room that way.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Yegolev on May 04, 2005, 12:29:41 PM Besides, we have three consoles, a handheld and only one PC, and since I don't like MMOGs and he does, we usually divvy up the geek room that way. Sounds like my wife, except that she influences me to play the consoles so I can sit next to her on the couch. She is playing The Sims 2 on her laptop while I'm playing <insert Xbox/Cube/PS2 title>, but if I want to play WoW or GW or look at Japanese porn... forget it. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Furiously on May 04, 2005, 01:31:15 PM Okay, last one until someone else posts, I promise. You just gotta take a looksy at this: (http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.03208.011.jpg) I wonder if that is a giant robot fighting game... Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 01:31:56 PM Do they have hentai games? They should.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Yegolev on May 04, 2005, 01:38:34 PM Do they have hentai games? They should. They do on PC, but I don't know about consoles. Seems unlikely, but then you can buy used panties from vending machines in Japan. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: HaemishM on May 04, 2005, 01:39:44 PM Do they have hentai games? They should. It's hard to use a PS2 controller with one hand. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Yegolev on May 04, 2005, 01:41:33 PM Do they have hentai games? They should. It's hard to use a PS2 controller with one hand. Unless you are playing Rumble Roses. Or so I am told. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Alkiera on May 04, 2005, 07:36:11 PM Okay, last one until someone else posts, I promise. You just gotta take a looksy at this: (http://image4.play-asia.com/350/PA.03208.011.jpg) I wonder if that is a giant robot fighting game... Alkiera Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Bunk on May 05, 2005, 12:08:10 PM Any particular reason why the brunette's "helmet" has to bear a striking resemblance to cat ears?
And no, I really, really don't need anyone to answer that question. So, if the game is based on Evengelion, does that mean that every five minutes of game play you get to hear a theme song and watch a recap of what you did five minutes ago? Yes Lily, there are plenty of hentai games out there (for PC anyways). Most of them make baby Pikachu cry. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 05, 2005, 12:19:04 PM Does one play the twelve-tentacled monster or the pubeless girl in the sailor outfit? Gross, don't answer that.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: HaemishM on May 05, 2005, 12:36:31 PM In my experience, one plays the geeky fucker who somehow gets women to throw that poonanny around like it's candy.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 05, 2005, 12:51:49 PM Hoodalolly. I guess I can understand the appeal. Still, gross.
They have Hello-Kitty patterned consoles in Japan. I'm so jealous. (http://image1.play-asia.com/170/PA.15173.001.jpg) ..and OMFG!! Hello Kitty dim sum noodle! (http://image1.play-asia.com/170/PA.19199.001.jpg) Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Shockeye on May 05, 2005, 12:57:03 PM (http://asia.cnet.com/i/r/2005/gb/mar/hellokitty_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: HaemishM on May 05, 2005, 12:58:05 PM (http://asia.cnet.com/i/r/2005/gb/mar/hellokitty_b.jpg) OW. That was right in my eye, you bastard. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 05, 2005, 01:10:24 PM Oh. My. GAH!!!!!!!!
I MUST HAVE ONE. How can I have lived this long without knowing such joy? Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Mesozoic on May 05, 2005, 01:15:04 PM Come on now. Everyone knows there are no XBoxes in Japan.
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 05, 2005, 01:16:54 PM This one's from Singapore and it's only US$99 and comes with Hello Kitty Crystal Controller and Hello Kitty Mission Rescue Game. FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: Shockeye on May 05, 2005, 01:18:56 PM This one's from Singapore and it's only US$99 and comes with Hello Kitty Crystal Controller and Hello Kitty Mission Rescue Game. FUCK!!! You had to buy a special Samsung LCD TV to qualify for the $99 Xbox. Title: Re: Mystic Journey Player of the Day thread (Asia is funnier than America!) Post by: voodoolily on May 05, 2005, 01:23:04 PM I thought if you bought the LCD TV you got it for $61. I found one on eBay for 5 hundy, + $100 shipping. Lame!
Correction: it was 99 singapore dollars, us$61 if you buy the LCD TV. My bad. |