Title: Eat me. Post by: Shockeye on May 03, 2005, 08:28:14 AM Quote Pa. Eatery Offers New 15-Pound Burger (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=9&u=/ap/20050503/ap_on_fe_st/biggest_burger) CLEARFIELD, Pa. - The burger war is growing. Literally. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds. Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun. It costs $30. "It can feed a family of 10," said Denny Liegey Sr., the restaurant's owner. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub had offered a 6-pound burger — with 5 pounds of toppings. In February, a 100-pound female college student became the first to eat the burger within the three-hour time limit. Kate Stelnick, of Princeton, N.J., was awarded a special certificate, a T-shirt and other prizes and Leigey picked up the $23.95 tab for the burger. One month later, the Clinton Station Diner in Clinton, N.J., introduced a 12.5-pound burger dubbed Zeus. So Liegey responded, and the Belly Buster was born. Over the weekend, four men took the challenge, but couldn't get through the entire burger. They opted for doggie bags, instead. "It's a little too much for me to handle," said Steve Hepburn, of Clearfield. "It's like trying to eat half a cow." Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 03, 2005, 08:40:03 AM Who wants a bet on the first restaurant to bring back the Roman Vomitoriums?
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Abagadro on May 03, 2005, 08:45:58 AM I think packing 10 pounds of ground beef into your body in one sitting would cause your colon to burst.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 03, 2005, 08:57:30 AM I think packing 10 pounds of ground beef into your body in one sitting would cause your colon to burst. What if they allowed you to eat it on a makeshift toilet? Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Furiously on May 03, 2005, 09:59:51 AM Food Network had the top 10 places to stuff yourself. I think the predecessor of this burger was one of them. I was just happy to see Beth's Cafe listed as well. (They make a sick 12 Egg Omelet).
I can't imagine eating that much food. It would stop being good after the first 10 bites. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: HaemishM on May 03, 2005, 11:06:12 AM After eating that much beef, I think I'd want to vomit every time someone even mentioned the word hamburger in my presence. That's enough meat to block two arteries.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Sky on May 03, 2005, 11:16:54 AM Last I checked, gluttony was still one of the 7 deadly sins.
Way to go, christians! Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: MrHat on May 03, 2005, 11:30:00 AM After eating that much beef, I think I'd want to vomit every time someone even mentioned the word hamburger in my presence. That's enough meat to block two arteries. I got progressively sicker the more I read. Can't imagine eating it, and I'm a big eater. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Samwise on May 03, 2005, 11:38:08 AM I think I could take 6 pounds of beef. Probably not 10. And the toppings would definitely do me in either way. :-P
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 03, 2005, 11:42:27 AM Last I checked, gluttony was still one of the 7 deadly sins. Way to go, christians! I think America is taking gluttony and sloth to new levels unheard of in ancient times. Wake up with the King. (http://www.godfuckingdamnit.com/story.html?story_id=1105)Then, there's no need for walking around your office. (http://www.allelectricscooters.com/Personal-Scooters.htm)Afterwards, have a fry-dog. (http://www.jaybrewer.net/fastfoodfever/cuisine/fry_dog_0902/index.htm) Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Shockeye on May 03, 2005, 11:46:38 AM (http://www.drudgereport.com/burger.jpg)
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Strazos on May 03, 2005, 12:00:39 PM That first link from Paelos had commentary worse than the damn WoW boards.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: MrHat on May 03, 2005, 12:15:49 PM Honestly? I'm craving a hamburger now.
I am American. Hear me eat. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: MrHat on May 03, 2005, 12:16:54 PM That first link from Paelos had commentary worse than the damn WoW boards. Yes. But they seem to have more hate than us. This is unacceptable. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Shockeye on May 03, 2005, 12:30:48 PM (http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050503/050503_bigburger_hmed11a.hmedium.jpg)
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: HaemishM on May 03, 2005, 01:20:49 PM Jesus God, it's like the Japanese made a monster movie about the evils of American commercialism. Only with rednecks.
HAMBURGER THE MOTION PICTURE PART 2: HUNTING SEASON! Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Furiously on May 03, 2005, 01:40:02 PM Secretsauce!
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: CaptainNapkin on May 03, 2005, 01:57:39 PM Quote One month later, the Clinton Station Diner in Clinton, N.J., introduced a 12.5-pound burger dubbed Zeus. My god, that's 20 minutes from here, I think lunch for the department is on me in the near future... I may need to see this puppy first hand!(it's sad that this is the topic that pushes me beyond just being a lurker here, isn't it?... food rules my life :oops:) Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 03, 2005, 02:22:43 PM Make sure to take pictures.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: voodoolily on May 03, 2005, 02:28:46 PM Dang but I love a good hamburger.
Quote "It can feed a family of 10," said Denny Liegey Sr., the restaurant's owner. Clearly this guy hasn't spent much time in Oregon. That fucker would feed a family of four here because our residents are hell of large and in charge. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: MaceVanHoffen on May 03, 2005, 03:52:36 PM I think I could take 6 pounds of beef. I bet you could, you little whore. (http://www.homerdrive.com/about/eat.gif) Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Rasix on May 03, 2005, 03:55:42 PM Somehow reading this has made me happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Roac on May 03, 2005, 04:04:20 PM Heh, this needs to be moved out from Useless News; Lou Dobbs just covered it.
Or else move Lou to Useless News. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Samwise on May 03, 2005, 04:47:27 PM I think I could take 6 pounds of beef. I bet you could, you little whore. Don't flatter yourself. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: schild on May 03, 2005, 05:01:57 PM Somehow reading this has made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef. Huh? Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Trippy on May 03, 2005, 05:05:00 PM Somehow reading this has made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef. Huh?Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: HaemishM on May 04, 2005, 08:09:38 AM Heh, this needs to be moved out from Useless News; Lou Dobbs just covered it. Or else move Lou to Useless News. Definitely the latter. Of course, I could say that about almost any "mainstream" media outlet now. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Rasix on May 04, 2005, 08:14:12 AM Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef. Huh? Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 04, 2005, 08:18:44 AM Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef. Huh? Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy. Hey my last girlfriend was allergic to beef. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Murgos on May 04, 2005, 08:21:20 AM Hey my last girlfriend was allergic to beef. Two words: Veggie wrap. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 10:07:26 AM Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef. Huh? Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy. Hey my last girlfriend was allergic to beef. Are you sure she wasn't just saying that so she wouldn't have to get the hot beef injections? Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Furiously on May 04, 2005, 10:12:05 AM Somehow reading this has me made happier that I'm no longer allowed to eat beef. Huh? Despite the obvious word ommission that I just included: food allergy. That is the sadest thing I have heard today. Maybe all week. So can you take a claritin and enjoy the cow or what? Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: MrHat on May 04, 2005, 01:03:14 PM I think everyone is allergic to beef.
Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months? When you go back to you, you get physically ill. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Murgos on May 04, 2005, 01:51:00 PM I think everyone is allergic to beef. Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months? When you go back to you, you get physically ill. Same thing with carbs. I did the atkins thing very strictly for a few months and the first time I ate some bread I literally got dizzy and had to go lie down. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: WayAbvPar on May 04, 2005, 01:52:40 PM That was pleasure you were experiencing. After so long on Atkins, there is little wonder you didn't recognize the sensation.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: voodoolily on May 04, 2005, 02:08:28 PM Atkins is for hosehard fucktards. Carbs are teh winnzar.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Shockeye on May 10, 2005, 01:13:47 PM Quote from: AP Hefty trio down 12 1/2-pound hamburger (http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/051005_ap_sn_hamburger.html) May 10, 2005 (UNION TOWNSHIP, N.J.) — The Clinton Station Diner's 12 1/2-pound "Zeus" burger met its match Monday in the person of 345-pound "Gentleman Joe" Menchetti and two slightly less hefty friends. The trio managed to devour the monster meat patty plus 2 1/2-pound bun and 3 pounds of fixings in one hour, 11 minutes and 52 seconds. Their Herculean effort bested five other teams that had come to take part in an event billed as America's Biggest Burger Eating Competition. All for a good cause. Proceeds from the event at least $500 are being donated to Operation Shoebox New Jersey 2005, a volunteer effort to ship such items as candy, toilet paper and other personal items to the troops in Iraq. Diner owner Michael Zambas staged the event to celebrate the diner's one-year anniversary. He was also donating 15 percent of the Monday night dinner receipts to Operation Shoebox. Manchetti's teammates on the Tri-State Titans included Dominick "The Doginator" Cardo, 46, a competitive eater is from Bartonsville, Pa., who weighs 325 pounds, and Arnie "Chowhound" Chapman of Oceanside, N.Y., the lightweight at 240 pounds. He is president of the Association of Independent Competitive Eaters. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 10, 2005, 01:20:30 PM See, now this should be in PE instead of cup stacking. Eating competitions are the wave of the future!
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Margalis on May 12, 2005, 10:11:08 PM I think everyone is allergic to beef. Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months? When you go back to you, you get physically ill. I was about to say the same thing. I was a vegetarian for a couple years and after that the first time I ate beef it was just absolutely foul, I mean disgusting. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Polysorbate80 on May 12, 2005, 10:30:46 PM I think everyone is allergic to beef. Have you ever not eaten beef for a few months? When you go back to you, you get physically ill. I was about to say the same thing. I was a vegetarian for a couple years and after that the first time I ate beef it was just absolutely foul, I mean disgusting. It's not uncommon for something like that to happen when you introduce food your body's not used to into your diet. Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Paelos on May 13, 2005, 07:14:56 AM In the words of Ron White -
"I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots." Friend: "I'm feeling ill, I think that soup had beef broth in it." Ron: "Your system's kicking back broth??? Heh, you're a MANLY man." Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Strazos on May 13, 2005, 07:17:33 AM Heh, I love Tater Tot.
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Polysorbate80 on May 13, 2005, 08:31:55 AM I thought he was "Tater Salad" and his kid was "Tater Tot"...?
Title: Re: Eat me. Post by: Pococurante on May 13, 2005, 10:31:06 AM Heh - my favorite story of his ever is how he got thrown out of eleven NYC bars in a single night.
"I don't know how many guys it takes to kick my ass. <long pause> But I knew how many they were gonna use." |