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This thing is awesome. (http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/)

Here are the two I've done so far:

Moebius ants (about 10' wide) (http://www.leadtogold.com/pics/perforce/office/ants.jpg)
Rude kitty (about 4' wide) (http://www.leadtogold.com/pics/perforce/office/cat.jpg)

I can sense great prank potential within this thing, but haven't quite figured out how to harness it.  Yet.

So uh, you used about 100 sheets of paper to put Moebius Ants on your wall?

Psycho.

I've been trying to find a constructive way to channel my aggression.

Now I see why we have these avatars.

Yeah...fuck trees, right?

Now to find a good-sized image of a nicely nude woman....

Must....resist.....

Man...don't throw softballs like that around. We're tempted to go 'Yard with them.

Thought I would try it out myself:



Didn't take me long at all to do that, I'll try a more "professional" looking one over the weekend (already bought the poster board).

This is cool.
Those in the neighbouring magazines were probably wondering why their proofsheets and whatnot took so long to come out and why the bigass Xerox-printer was spitting out strange images... after I sent that link to my nearest colleagues.

HEY! We don't take kindly to trees 'round here!

( I couldn't find the suitable South Park image, so just picture a redneck pointing angrily at you ).

In Soviet Russia, trees fuck YOU! (http://somethingpositive.net/sp05012002.html)

As opposed to a nicely image of a good-sized woman (http://weightlossninja.com/misc/fat_chick.html)?



NO


There, I hot-linked instead. Sorry if any of you got in trouble at work, or lost your lunch.

Thanks, I was just getting ready to edit that out.

I'm scared to look.

Trust that instinct.

It's really a whole lotta woman...

Just think of it as 5 chicks at once.

Thats not really disgusting because you can't identify it as a human being.

No, that sounds kinda hot.
Imagine five girls going to a photoshoot. One is slightly overweight and feeling a tad peckish. While waiting for the photographer to set up lights and whatnot, she eats the other four. The photographer decides to shoot anyway.
This picture is the result.

Wow. That's disgusting.

How in the world does someone become that fat? If I were half that size I'd just stop eating entirely.

People obese for reasons other than lifestyle often eat less of a diet than would shame a Gandhi.  It's possible she's simply an out-of-control bonbon eater but IMO to be *that* obese it's much more likely glandular. (http://www.healthlibrary.com/reading/weight/chap3.html)

She might have a bad case of photoshop.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a medical condition these days.

Yes. It is. (http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/8000/8185TYBX_w.jpg)

Your Link-Fu is weak this day.