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Keanu Gets It On With Diane

Keanu Reeves and Diane Keaton are rumoured to be Hollywood's newest odd couple.

Reeves, 40, and Keaton, 59, played lovers in 2003 film Something's Gotta Give and have become increasingly close in real life.

She has become a frequent visitor to his Los Angeles home recently, they speak on the phone a lot and Diane attended the ceremony when Keanu received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Keaton's past loves include Woody Allen, Al Pacino and Warren Beatty while Keanu was linked with Amanda De Cadenet.

His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Syme was pregnant with their child in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and Syme was killed two years later in a car accident.

Sandro Monetti

40 -> 59 aint nothing compared to however old Kutcher and Moore were.

His ex-girlfriend Jennifer Syme was pregnant with their child in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and Syme was killed two years later in a car accident.

Sandro Monetti

Ouch.  :cry:

But then, Demi Moore is still hot, while thinking of Diane Keaton naked turns me to an innie.

"Hey baby, how about you slip out of those Depend undergarments and I'll show you a good time."

HAWT!

So, Dan, I read your column, buy your books, enjoy your op-eds in the New York Times, respect what you do. But I must say, up until now I've read your advice to laugh at the freaks, as I had never encountered any kink beyond the "normal" realm of sexual creativity. But my boyfriend just suggested, in the kindest way, that he wants me to wear diapers for him. Diapers, Dan. Diapers. I want to be a GGG gal but realistically, how do I suck up my inner monologue that says this is absolutely ridiculous? And how can I continue to respect my statuesque boyfriend, especially without psychoanalyzing his need to baby me like this? He says he doesn't want me to, you know, "go boom boom" in them. I think it's pre-sex wear, like thongs and garters, only more absorbent.

Going Ga-Ga


Most people with a diaper fetish want to wear them, GGG, not put them on another person. That makes your boyfriend a freak among freaks. I've always regarded diapers as a "fetish too far," meaning a kink that even the most GGG partner has a right to balk at. But seeing as how you're already emotionally invested in this guy, and seeing as how your boyfriend is statuesque, and seeing as how no "boom boom" is involved… you might want to go there with him, GGG. Who knows? If you can suppress the giggles long enough to get through one or two diaper sessions, maybe--just maybe--you'll find that you enjoy that baggy-assed feeling more than you thought you would. Or, more likely, you will take enough delight in his enjoyment of it to make it bearable, and eventually you will achieve a Zen indifference to his kink, neither repulsed or turned on, but willing to indulge him.

I'm not sure if I should w00t because people no longer think I look 12, or cry because I look 40....

Bleh.

I was carded till I was 25 or 26, and drinking age up here's only 19.  Then once my hair thinned out a bit on top, they stopped carding me.  So there's the secret for you.

I am with Haem, I will be 36 in July and if I shave I always get carded, not might, always...

I'm almost 34 and I STILL get carded at most places. I find it saddening that these places will require me to prove my identity and age when I want to buy a beer, but they care nothing about running my checkcard without checking to see if I am who I'm supposed to be. That's just fucking sad.

Now Schild, admiting that you weren't being carded at 16 is kind of scary. I had visions of that picture of Wiccan make-up kid.

......?

I thought Fargull was a chick. Stupid misleading avatars!

Does that mean you look like Jack Black or the bald guy?

Does that mean you look like Jack Black or the bald guy?

The avatar is Norah Jones, that woman can make love with just her voice.