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...on the walk of fame (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050420/ids_photos_en/r3241293281.jpg)

As if I needed more reasons to hate this guy besides hosting a show that can only be described as the Velveeta of the music industry.

Next on the list for stars, that-guy-who-did-that-thing-in-the-80s. You know who I mean.

See, if Necromancy and tales of the undead were really true, John Wayne would have come back from the dead already to kick the everliving shit out of Seacrest, the people who decided he had somehow achieved enough of anything besides waking up in the morning to deserve a star, and Simon Cowell just on general principle. That's what I want to see; the molding, skin-falling-off-the-bone, staggering, moaning corpse of John Fucking Wayne walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard kicking the ever-living shit out of studio heads, television execs and Joan Fucking Rivers.

I doubt I could pick Seacrest out in a lineup. Somehow that doesn't really scream Hollywood Walk of Fame to me.

Yes unfortunately in Hollywood, the "queer-looking one on the left" doesn't narrow it down much.

Some chick wanted to give my hair a "Seacrest' makeover.

I promptly ceased all contact.

The thing that bothers me most about Seacrest is that the man is orange. Nuff said.

Queer USA Inc. does *not* lay any claim whatsoever to Miss Seacrest. She is just too cutesey for her own good and wants to be liked way too much. And God knows since when being a D list celeb is enough to get on the walk of fame -- it signals the walk needs to be renamed the Walk of 15-minutes-of-Fame.

I saw his star ceremony on CNN at lunch -- it went on for 5 minutes, with talking head interviews and the whole 9 inches -- I couldn't finish my quiche...

Ryan Seacrest...

even his name is irritating...

Don't you have to actually be a star before you get a star? Kato Cailin is a bigger star than that wannabe Seacrest. The annoying guy from Trading Spaces is a bigger star. A melanoma on Johnny Cash's ass is a bigger star.

Hollywood is imploding imo.

The Fab Five (QEFTSG) should get a star. In addition to being famous, they actually help people.

I wouldn't exactly call that help.

Oh, c'mon, Haem. You know you secretly want five cute fags to come to your home and make you fabulous.

I'd rather one of them just go mow my lawn, the grass is getting pretty high.

Mow your lawn shirtless, in frayed daisy dukes?

You just turned my outie into an inne.

They can mow my lawn in spandex as long as it gets done for free. While their at it, paint my house and make me a sandwich.

I had to google to find out who this Ryan Seacrest guy is. No, I don't live under a rock either.

You've summed up the point of this thread nicely.

I googled, and I still have no idea who he is, tho American Idol may be involved somehow, apparently.

IIRC, all that is required to get a star in hollywood's walk of fame is money.

Alkiera

I don't know who he is.

I don't care who he is.

Edit: I should add - didn't Sandra Bullock get a star shortly after Miss Congeniality 2? I'm sorry, but the walk of fame doesn't mean jack or shit. It's not a piece of history. It's a piece of crap. I want to make the cock of fame, a big giant statue with the names of obscure celebrities written all over it.

Paris Hilton belongs on any cock of fame.

Sandra Bullock's ass and deserved one for demolition man. She was great in that movie.