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Title: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 05:50:46 AM I know I'm a bad person. I do.
Quote from: NY Post MIDGET-CASE JURY HEARS SHORT STORY (http://nypost.com/news/regionalnews/44844.htm) April 19, 2005 -- He should have picked on someone his own size. The midget mother and daughter who were allegedly terrorized by their neighbor stood tall yesterday as they faced the grand jury to testify against him. Neither 3-foot-8 Debra Shea nor her 3-foot-6 daughter, Concelean Pegues, would comment on their testimony as they left Brooklyn Supreme Court, saying prosecutors asked them not to talk while the case is still pending. The two were testifying against their longtime neighbor, Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road." Izzo, 40, who is facing hate-crime charges, is also accused of hurling racial slurs at Pegues and cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go." Izzo was not in court yesterday, and his lawyer, his brother Richard, declined to comment. A man who said he was Izzo's friend said that over the past few weeks, Izzo and Shea would get into drunken fights and the two would often call the authorities on each other. Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Samwise on April 19, 2005, 08:57:50 AM Quote cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go." I don't even think it's possible to sing that song "cruelly". It's just so damn happy! Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: WayAbvPar on April 19, 2005, 09:22:07 AM Now that is one jury I would like to be on.
Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: HaemishM on April 19, 2005, 11:35:52 AM Quote The two were testifying against their longtime neighbor, Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road." LE BRILLANT! Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 06:14:43 PM And this qualifies as a hate crime?
More like a brilliant prank. Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Ironwood on April 20, 2005, 04:25:27 AM I do hope your joking.
Give this asshole a very long stretch. (Er, Pun entirely unintended.) Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 09:55:49 AM Shit. Little people are funny, just like retards. I know it's evil, but dammit if it's not true.
Edit: notice how I use the politically-correct "little people" but then say retards? The developmentally disabled are funny. Especially when they're cooing and drooling and waving multicolored yarn in front of their eyes. Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Bunk on April 20, 2005, 02:22:14 PM Ok, after the last few threads, I'm starting to seriously doubt your membership in the Girls Club there Voodooliliy. I'm getting mighty close to calling shenanigans.
Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 02:25:14 PM What, girls can't be callous assholes, too? I call mysogyny! Chauvinist! Where's NOW when you need 'em?
There, now do you believe I'm a chick? Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Bunk on April 20, 2005, 02:27:16 PM Well, that does feel more right now. (does that sentance make sense?)
Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 02:31:13 PM Well, that does feel more right now. (does that sentance make sense?) No, but I understood the sentence. Pervert. Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: Strazos on April 20, 2005, 03:14:14 PM Retards For Teh Winzzar! (http://www.tard-blog.com/)
Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: stray on April 20, 2005, 03:20:56 PM Retards For Teh Winzzar! (http://www.tard-blog.com/) Ok, I laughed at "Idiotern" (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=2920.msg75036#msg75036), but I really don't want to go to hell. That place is unsafe. Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 03:24:32 PM Tardblog is old-skoo. I wish they'd keep it current!
Pants-crapping retard kids still aren't as funny as masturbating adult tards (I worked in a home for 'em once). Oh! Funny story, I got fired from the home because a complaint had been lodged with the County for "verbal abuse" on my part. I had told one of the tards to go to hell once, for throwing a glass of milk at me. How apropos. Title: Re: I know it's wrong to laugh. I guess I'm going to hell. Post by: HaemishM on April 21, 2005, 08:49:52 AM Retards For Teh Winzzar! (http://www.tard-blog.com/) Quote while I was trying to teach them how to play Red Rover. I ignored her for the time being and continued explaining the game. They of course could not understand the concept of why only one person got to run over at a time. After 20 minutes of calling a name and then stopping multi-tard stampedes You know, I don't want to make fun of actual special needs children, because I know they can be a handful and it's not their fault. But the phrase "multi-tard stampedes" just made me chuckle. Sounds like the Vault boards on the release day of a not-ready-for-prime-time MMOG like AO. |