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Title: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 05:46:56 AM Quote from: Female First Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/41722004.htm) April 18, 2005, 2:23:14 Bizarre Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it. On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched. Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina. However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this." Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: Paelos on April 19, 2005, 06:42:34 AM Can you hear me now?
Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: Der Helm on April 19, 2005, 08:30:36 AM So, this ist what the vibration alarm is for.
Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: HaemishM on April 19, 2005, 11:29:56 AM Quote from: Female First However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. "Sir, would you like your property returned to you?" "Yes, I'd certainly love to be stared at in public as I try to speak into a phone that smells of fish wrappings. Perhaps you'd like me to just carry her around speak directly into her vagina from now on." "Well, you could hear the ocean." "I'm calling my insurance company." "Here, use this phone." Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: TheWalrus on April 19, 2005, 06:14:13 PM Does it come with a hands free device? ><
Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 12:21:51 PM God, could you imagine the roaming charges?
Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: Fargull on April 20, 2005, 01:28:26 PM Hmm... has anyone seen this little gem? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093240/)
Which by the way, is one of the funniest damn movies I have ever seen. Makes Planes, Trains, and Automobiles seem dry and humorless. Would be absolutely funny if somehow the girl never knew it was there..... and was set for speakerphone and auto answer.... Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 01:30:02 PM Haven't seen that one. Can I please reiterate that Germans are fucked?
Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: schild on April 20, 2005, 01:31:07 PM Haven't seen that one. Can I please reiterate that Germans are fucked? The British did "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." That was about a talking boil. Well, it wasn't ABOUT a talking boil. But the boil was indeed a main character Americans have made movies about drugs it's own genre. I'd say Germany doesn't even compare. Title: Re: I hope that phone was water-resistant. Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 08:30:49 PM Was it directed by Uwe Boil?
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