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Title: Canada not too keen on Andy's dick.
Post by: Shockeye on April 19, 2005, 05:23:50 AM
Quote from: AP
Report: Andy Dick Booted for Exposing Self (http://beta.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&ncid=763&e=10&u=/ap/20050418/ap_en_tv/people_andy_dick)

Mon Apr 18, 2:34 PM ET

Comedian Andy Dick was booted from a comedy club after patrons complained that the 39-year-old exposed himself onstage.

Dick told the Edmonton Journal he was drinking the whole time he was in Edmonton but he didn't think he was drunk on stage. Several people who'd seen his April 1 show said he seemed drunk, the newspaper reported.

Dick says he did expose himself during a bit about a Rolex watch, but says the club management knew it was part of his act.

Dick performed two shows April 1. But when audience members complained, he was told to forget about his April 2 shows.

The club paid him half his $15,000 fee.

Only $15k? Hell, maybe he should apply for that SWAT position in Mesa (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=2948.0).


Title: Re: Canada not too keen on Andy's dick.
Post by: HaemishM on April 19, 2005, 11:08:49 AM
Any idiot club owner willing to pay Andy Dick $15,000 deserves whatever he does to them.


Title: Re: Canada not too keen on Andy's dick.
Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 06:10:37 PM
Apparently, Andy Dick has a huge...well, dick.

EDIT: He was on the Howard Stern show at some point, and retelling a story of how his girlfriend from some time ago had to go to the ob/gyn because she was in pain. Apparently, Andy was "bottoming out" on her and the doc told her to have him be more "gentle".


Title: Re: Canada not too keen on Andy's dick.
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 06:11:28 PM
Apparently, Andy Dick has a huge...well, dick.

He's probably my least favorite person in Hollywood. Other than Carson Daly.


Title: Re: Canada not too keen on Andy's dick.
Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 06:12:25 PM
Geezus H Christ, you posted in the 10 second window between my post and the edit of the post.

Board whore.


Title: Re: Canada not too keen on Andy's dick.
Post by: schild on April 19, 2005, 06:14:03 PM
It's all about knowing where to click.

I never look at how fast I respond to posts.

I've got the power of an alpha strike team in the palm of my hands. In a non-pervy way.