Title: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: Shockeye on April 18, 2005, 02:32:22 PM Quote from: Female First Russian Man Grows Penis On His Arm (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/41712004.htm) April 18, 2005, 2:18:54 A Russian man amazingly increased the length of his penis by growing it on his arm. The Siberian man, identified only as 'Sergei', was born with a condition known as 'micropenis' - where the genitals are so undersized it makes it difficult or impossible for the sufferer to have sex - and no scrotum. To treat the problem surgeons amputated Sergei's penis and stitched it onto his arm before adding tissue taken from his wrist and grafting it onto the organ before it was reattached. Plastic surgeon, Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik, who performed the delicate operation, admitted he was nervous carrying out the pioneering technique because if it went wrong the patient would have been left with no penis at all. He said: "This operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. "If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia." However, the 11-hour operation was hailed a complete success after surgeons successfully reattached Sergei's manhood increasing its size from two to seven inches and gave him a scrotum made out of his own skin with silicone testicles inside. Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2005, 02:33:21 PM I hope he didn't have any short-sleeved shirts in his closet.
Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: WayAbvPar on April 18, 2005, 03:41:34 PM I bet that is the doc who worked on Steve Austin. He is a miracle worker!
Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: voodoolily on April 18, 2005, 03:44:01 PM Hey, it beats the guy who had a new eyelid fashioned from his foreskin. You could say he's been a little cock-eyed ever since.
Ba-da-boom! I slay. Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: WayAbvPar on April 18, 2005, 03:45:12 PM I would beat you for that horrible turn of phrase, but my doc says I can't punch anyone while my cock is still attached to my arm.
Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: stray on April 18, 2005, 04:40:22 PM Lol, if I drank coffee, I would have just spewed it.
Umm...all over my keyboard, in fact :roll: Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: Paelos on April 18, 2005, 05:52:29 PM So if he gets excited could he stiff-arm people?
Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: stray on April 18, 2005, 06:37:55 PM Damnit Paelos, there goes my coffee again :-D
Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: Strazos on April 18, 2005, 08:08:27 PM Quote surgeons successfully reattached Sergei's manhood increasing its size from two to seven inches This begs the question: Hard or Soft? Inquiring Minds Demand To Know! Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: Shockeye on April 18, 2005, 08:14:39 PM From what I hear, it's all about the girth.
Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: Strazos on April 18, 2005, 09:33:46 PM No, it's all about the Gooooold.
(http://porkypig.free.fr/2002/goldmember.jpg) Title: Re: Sergei has no reason to send a bomb to his doctor. Post by: TheWalrus on April 19, 2005, 12:12:49 AM Wonder if he got requests to flex? If he was in the military, when is he saluting?
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