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Title: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Signe on April 18, 2005, 06:20:59 AM Brad Pitt is dating Angeline Jolie. She is SO much more hunky than he is!
Ok, that's the extent of my film celebrity gossip. At least I actually know who they are! You can move this nonsense to the Den now. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Paelos on April 18, 2005, 06:47:48 AM Better be careful, or she'll cut up that pretty face of his in the bedroom.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: MaceVanHoffen on April 18, 2005, 07:45:58 AM Better be careful, or she'll cut up that pretty face of his in the bedroom. Next on Celebrity Deathmatch Claymation: Jilted Jennifer Aniston fights Arduous Angelina Jolie in a full-on cage match, with Brad Pitt as the prize! sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! You'll buy the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge! Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2005, 09:47:36 AM Wow, I didn't think my respect for Brad Pitt's taste in women could go any lower. BONUS!
I guess he likes them hot, vacuous AND batshit insane. Jennifer Anniston should have mutilated herself more. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: stray on April 18, 2005, 09:57:07 AM Wow, I didn't think my respect for Brad Pitt's taste in women could go any lower. BONUS! I guess he likes them hot, vacuous AND batshit insane. Jennifer Anniston should have mutilated herself more. Umm....To paraphrase Keyshawn Johnson: If you've got a problem with Angelie Jolie, you've got a problem with yourself. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2005, 10:14:48 AM I'm sure Jolie would be fine, if she were a mute. Otherwise, I'm sure she'd start to talk and ruin the whole thing.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: WayAbvPar on April 18, 2005, 10:33:02 AM Or whip out her wedding night sex tape with Billy Bob. That would put anyone off their chow.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Signe on April 18, 2005, 11:30:44 AM Geez... what's wrong with her? The one girl from Alias was too manly, this one is sadistic... i don't think you lot like women at all! Now that I think about it... your avatars are beginning to make more sense. Especially Shockeye's. (who I pick on even though he's not commented)
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Shockeye on April 18, 2005, 11:39:05 AM When I type I get myself into trouble.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: schild on April 18, 2005, 12:10:12 PM I would not be surprised if Brad Pitt is dating Angelina Jolie as a pr scheme. Don't they have a new movie coming out where they hunt eachother. I think I saw this once. America's Sweethearts. Yea, that's the scheme.
Anyway, I'd write some fan fiction but whenever I write about our precious Tomb Raider it always turns into BDSM. Don't ask me why, I don't have an answer. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Strazos on April 18, 2005, 07:54:38 PM Brad just wanted some boobies. Possibly NSFW. (http://www.joliehomewrecker.com/)
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Paelos on April 18, 2005, 08:43:44 PM Brad just wanted some boobies. Possibly NSFW. (http://www.joliehomewrecker.com/) Man I need to get a tan and come up with a sentence to say 50 times. I could go double platinum bitches! Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: schild on April 18, 2005, 08:44:49 PM I've never been able to connect to the above linked webpage.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: TheWalrus on April 19, 2005, 12:05:45 AM You're better off than the rest of us.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: HaemishM on April 19, 2005, 10:22:04 AM Yes. I connected to it once, and my pubic hair fell out.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Strazos on April 19, 2005, 06:10:16 PM Yes. I connected to it once, and my pubic hair fell out. Wow, I wish I had that "problem". Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 05:33:13 AM Yes. I connected to it once, and my pubic hair fell out. Neat, show it to chicks! Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Signe on April 20, 2005, 09:47:41 AM Women DEFINITELY dig pubeless men. If you let us, we'll wax your balls, too. Trust me... you'll love it.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: WayAbvPar on April 20, 2005, 09:50:55 AM Do you make housecalls?
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 10:50:13 AM Eeewww.
Hey, guys, what's the worst thing about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: stray on April 20, 2005, 10:54:40 AM I think....This is going to a bad place.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: schild on April 20, 2005, 10:59:31 AM I've never seen a girl tell a joke like that.
SHOCK AND AWE. SHOCK AND AWE. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 11:01:46 AM Yeah, my dad was a sailor. I have many, many more.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: schild on April 20, 2005, 11:03:21 AM Yeah, my dad was a sailor. I have many, many more. One was enough for Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 11:12:12 AM Great, now I'm the nutbag in the office laughing at my computer again.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: MaceVanHoffen on April 20, 2005, 11:14:37 AM Goddammit. Cease and desist, or I shall Stamos you. Don't make me whip out Google and a can of hairspray!
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 11:27:21 AM Okay, here's a clean nerdy one that none of you will get (except maybe Jealous Deva, but he/she is hatin' on me right now):
What did the rachis say to the pinnule? Boy, you sure are a site for sori! Whew! Gotta love pteridopsid anatomy jokes! Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 11:28:28 AM Flagan?
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: schild on April 20, 2005, 11:28:49 AM Sigh.
Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 11:32:35 AM ***Sorry fellow earthlings I give in to the troll***
Is this what Paelos is talking about? This thread is a confusion snowball. A collective "whaa....?" Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: HaemishM on April 20, 2005, 01:24:49 PM Back to really bad humor!
What's the great thing about having sex with a 13-year old? You pull her pigtails back and she looks 12! Ba-da-bum I in no way endorse sex with 12- or 13-year olds, but thought it was a damn funny joke. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 01:31:44 PM What's 12" long, stiff as a board, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
Crib death! Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Mortriden on April 20, 2005, 01:56:10 PM The way I heard it Haemish it goes like this...
What's the best thing about having sex with 13 year olds? When you slick their hair back in the shower they look nine. ACK! If you actually do shit like this you deserve to be beaten and then skullfucked to death. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: voodoolily on April 20, 2005, 01:57:24 PM What's the best thing about getting a hand-job from a five year-old?
Your dick looks huge in the polaroids. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Bunk on April 20, 2005, 01:58:54 PM What's 12" long, stiff as a board, and makes a woman scream in the morning? Crib death! Damn girl, if I told that one to any of my female friends I'd get nutted. Whats the best thing about fucking 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. Title: Re: For Schild the Film Poof Post by: Paelos on April 20, 2005, 08:28:12 PM The sheer speed this went from zero to tasteless boggle my mind.
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