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Title: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Triforcer on April 17, 2005, 07:58:08 PM http://www.nj.com/news/times/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-2/1112688653183640.xml
I think "I want to give that girl a cup o' Lohman" should enter the American lexicon. Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Strazos on April 17, 2005, 07:59:57 PM That guy is not a fetishist.
He is a blight upon the gene pool of the United States. Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Triforcer on April 17, 2005, 08:01:27 PM That guy is not a fetishist. He is a blight upon the gene pool of the United States. Forgot to mention something I just noticed- this particular article I linked too didn't elaborate on what the "other items" were. They were semen-stained mittens with some of the aforementioned hair taped inside them. Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Samwise on April 17, 2005, 08:01:49 PM Yes, I think it's safe to say this guy has some fetish issues.
Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Shockeye on April 17, 2005, 08:02:30 PM I purposely did not post this story 12 days ago.
I had my fill (no pun intended) of bodily fluid stories with the dentist and the brownie kid. Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Triforcer on April 17, 2005, 08:03:57 PM I purposely did not post this story 12 days ago. I had my fill (no pun intended) of bodily fluid stories with the dentist and the brownie kid. You dropped the ball. Don't snivel about it now. Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Shockeye on April 17, 2005, 08:07:55 PM I purposely did not post this story 12 days ago. I had my fill (no pun intended) of bodily fluid stories with the dentist and the brownie kid. You dropped the ball. Don't snivel about it now. I didn't drop shit. The story was reported every TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN IT HIT. I try to avoid things that everyone can read elsewhere. Dipshit. Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: Monika T'Sarn on April 18, 2005, 01:33:51 AM At first I was confused what Sam was supposed to be a fetishist about - Frodo's feet ?
Then I noticed he's been cutting of locks of their hair, and of course thats the connection: It's gimli and his elvish hair fetish ! I really shouldnt have watched all of 3 extended lotr movies at once over the weekend ... Title: Re: Samwise, can we agree that this guy is a fetishist? Post by: HaemishM on April 18, 2005, 10:02:27 AM Quote whereby the accused had placed a quantity of his own bodily fluids into drinks the females were consuming," police said. How exactly did he do this? Was he sitting across the room and just have good aim? Did he work at the place where they bought the drinks and just mickeyed them up before bringing them? Did he walk up to them and distract them while he pulled out his ketchup bottle squeezer of bodily bounty and popped it in their drinks? Enquiring minds want to know. |