f13.net

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

God, I'm bored.


Best One: "Vin Diesel's taste buds are located on his knuckles. Funnily enough, that same spot is his biggest erogenous zone. It is probable that Vin Diesel engineered such deformities himself so as to simultaneously have an orgasm and taste corn when he punches taxidermists."

I like these 2:



Edit: Wait, this is the best one.

I've submitted 2:

"They say in space, no one can hear you scream. This is not true. Vin Diesel can hear you and he's upset you woke him from his mid-afternoon nap."

"Rosebud is actually Vin Diesel."

I'm going to be laughing at this for days:

This seriously may be the funniest website I've EVER visited.

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I just can't stop posting.

" Vin Diesel was the person screaming when Boba Fett died."

Sadly, this is less stupid then the Wachowski brothers' idea.

Winner:

" It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."

One of my friends said it, and I agree with him.

If this site had a "MAKE THIS A T-SHIRT" button, the guy would be filthy rich.

Is it wrong to want this:
On a tshirt?

(http://www.f13.net/schild/vin1.jpg)

hmmm

Good job.

So, do we win something?

I'm pretty sure anyone who saw this thread was refreshing for a few hours.

I know I was. For 4 hours.

I don't know wether we should be proud we brought someone's side low, or dissapointed that the toy is broken now.

Vin would know.

When I had left, the hit counter showed more than 3.3m hits.

I had refreshed about 5,000+ times myself. Probably more.

Let's set up a mirror and throw up some pr0n banners!

BRILLIANCE!

Shockeye is a genius.

Oh and it's back up.

I love ya Vin (http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0786934980/ref=sib_rdr_zmin/002-1186593-0177608?p=S08C&j=1#reader-page)

His hot shower ad photo is my avatar...what was that about him being behind me? Yowzah!

This is some funny stuff.

I hate you all for making me the weird guy that laughs out loud while starting at his computer....

I think I've decided on a favorite:


or this one:

The owner ought to print out one of those calendars with a sheet for every day.

Genius.  Just Genius.

My submissions.

Vin Diesel will stick his boot up your ass, then take your mother out for a nice sea-food dinner and _never_ call her again.

Vin Diesel was the man on the grassy knoll.

This is the main advantage of Vin Diesel: he makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tounge -- severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of a Vin Diesel binge ...

Vin Diesel once made a house entirely out of copper, just to prove that he could ignite it through punches.

Vin Diesel is a slang term for 'Postindustrial economy'

A drunken Vin Diesel went on a rampage in a Welsh time machine and inserted superfluous u's in British words, like colour and labour.

Vin Diesel always roleplays gnomes and will cry if you kill his character.

Young Vin Diesel would often be found punching zits straight off his face. He subsisted on a steady diet of Hostess Ho-Ho's.

Vin Diesel once paid 18 million dollars to be able to punch one of every known species of fish, including a Coleocanth.

Vin Diesel was once misquoted, thus becoming the unintentional founder of young earth creationism.

The dinosaurs went extinct after Vin Diesel told God he thought the dinosaurs were "a motherfucking stupid idea...dumbass." God was embarrased and killed off all the dinosaurs.

 Vin Diesel patented the US Patent Office and receives a 2% royalty on all patents.

Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.

It is commonly believed that the RMS Titanic sank after a collision with an iceberg. In fact, the ship had struck Vin Diesel, who was swimming laps of the Atlantic Ocean. The icebergs were there, but they were being towed by Vin as something to chew on when he got bored.

I think 8 months is sufficient time to wait for new quotes (the current WoW thread inspired me)

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This one time, at band camp, Vin Diesel stuck Alyson Hannigan in a flute.

Though the media doesn't like to play it up, yes, the Terrorism Alert color-chart does indeed go all the way up to Vin Diesel.

John Hancock wrote his name so large because Vin Diesel told him it would help pick up women. This was part of a bet with Benjamin Franklin for one hundred dollars. Franklin stiffed Diesel on the bet, so Diesel arranged to have Franklin's face put onto every American one-hundred dollar bill as a reminder, "until I get what I'm fucking owed."

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel wrote "My Sharona" as a ballad to Winston Churchill.

Vin Diesel irons his shirts while he's wearing them.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Vin Diesel has a slot in his back where he plugs in a Game Genie, so that he has infinite lives and infinite ammo.

If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Vin Diesel.

If Vin Diesel drinks vegetable oil, he becomes Bio Diesel.

Vin invented an engine that is fueled by the music of Thin Lizzy.

Vin Diesel knows why the bowl of petunias thought, "Oh, no not again."

Vin Diesel created oxygen by squeezing water really hard.

Vin Diesel can win Risk without taking Australia first.

Vin Diesel once went inside an M.C. Escher painting and climbed to the top of the stairs.

Vin Diesel ate Little Red Riding Hood.

When Vin Diesel's algebra teacher asked him one day, "What is the square root of -2?", Vin began to laugh. Then louder. Then whilst standing on top of his desk he was heard to bellow "You'll never know. NONE OF YOU WILL KNOW!" and jumped out the 3rd story window of the New York High School, landing on a baby carriage. Then the teacher said, "It's 2i."

I'm honestly not sure if the author of that last one is aware that the teacher is wrong

Is anyone else sick of this besides me?

Obviously, you have Vin Diesel in your vagina.

What are we, the wow forums? I am ashamed of you all.

Shockeye please please den this quick.

I would, but then schild will bitch about it. Might as well leave it here because obviously I have sand in my vagina.

It's about as entertaining as the fifty variations of O RLY?

Careful, you're treading on thin ice there. You don't want to end up like me: The Patron Saint of Sandy Vaginas.

I am obviously mentally deficient, but O RLY cracks me up for some reason. It is stupid as hell, but I find it amusing. Vin Diesel, OTOH, is wearing a bit thin.

Bah, O RLY is funny enough the first few times, but has worn thin on me.

I thought I was already the patron saint of sandy vaginas. Or is that the Holy Meister of Crotchpheasants? Either way, it's time to bring back an oldy but goodie.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Someone set us up the Vin Diesel!

I like learn2play the most out of the three.  I mean l2p is easy to type and it is just such a perfect response to 90% of what is posted in every class board on every official MMO forum in existence.  Something that is that useful to forum dwelers should never get old.

Oh and "cheer up emo kid" still cracks me up every time I think it while looking at some poseur punk kid on haight street.

I :heart: a thread devoted to Vin.

"A world without Vin Diesel is sad."

Canadian Vin = Vin Dieselhoser
America Vin = Vin-fucking-Diesel! Fuck Yeah!
German Vin = Der Vin Dieselmiester
Indian Vin = Diesel Vindaloo
British Vin = Vinston Dieselhill
French Vin = Le Vin
Dutch Vin = Vincent Van Diesel
Chinese Vin = Xin Xiesel

"The sun never sets on Vin Diesel"

fags

Welcome to the club big boy -- I always knew you were one of us.

Vin Diesel meets his old mmog friends at thejeni's site.

In you next movie, can you rip off the Invid/Zerg?

Say what you like, A Starcraft movie would be ace.

I think it'd be like the original Tremors, except in space.

If they did it with that same sense of camp and humor it would be awesome.  It wouldn't make any money but it would be really cool.

Riddick vs. The Critters